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b-ladd

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are you left or right handed?

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer

i swear to god i didnt do it
 
funny thing is there has already been a thread about this. about 5 of them actually...

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Whatever… im right handed for everything except masturbation

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hahah switch hitter.....

anyway, i'm left handed......

any left handed ppl have teh problem where you end up with half the stuff you wrote back on your hand? I just wrote an essay, and it sucks......

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some sports i play left hand and some right hand,its fucked up cuz im right handed,im dont understand it

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I'm right.

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lefty represent.



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FROSTMONKEY

 
left handed but right footed

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Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
left handed for writing...but for everything else....right handed.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
right

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

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a ton of people play hockey with the opposite hand, it is because of the way they prefer to hold the stick. anyway, i am a righty.

-The DR.-
 
im right.. but masturbate left

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
wow. someone asks whether you're left or right handed and half of the answers have to do with masturbation.

 
im ambidextrous

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im a righty.

More people are right handed because being right handed was considered 'right' and people who are left handed were the people left over.

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
I prefer my left hand for everything except for badmitton

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left handed but right footed

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
ya, its crazy, i am rigth handed. used to play soccer with left foot and now are ambidexterous. played hockey with left but then learned to play with right cause lefty is a lot harder in faceoffs and all that stuff. played golf left and then switched to right cause u cna never find lefty clubs. switch hitter in base ball. i am fucked up

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froggy isn;t steppin up so i will say this:

90% of homosexuals are lefthanded.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
left hand: writing, tennis, throwing, etc. anything that requires only one hand.

right handed: lacrosse, golf, baseball bat, hockey stick, anything that requires holding a stick with two hands. And guitar (but i forcd myself into that one) and masturbating for some reason

I consider myself a lefty 'cause of writing

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and another froggy statistic. Right handed people live 9 years longer on average than left handed people (i think its from accidents and stuff though). I think that homosexual one might be true when thinking of all the leftys i know. Im not a homo if you were wondering though

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-Caleb

SMS Session 2

''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before performing this procedure).'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)

This signature has been brought to you by the letter Y and the number 8
 
for some reason, there are twice the number of left handed men in the world than women.

Righty, all the time.

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im bringing this back just for fun

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer

i didnt do it

respect mah authoritah!!-cartman
 
i'm right handed...im trying to be ambidextrous of w/e...but it's easier to just use my right hand.

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
whats ambidextrous?

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer

i didnt do it

respect mah authoritah!!-cartman
 
i kno im dumb

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont drink and drive- you might spill your beer

i didnt do it

respect mah authoritah!!-cartman
 
spin to my left and write with left but do everything else to the right (including linclon loops)

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i'm ambi

don't throw stones if you live in a glass house;

and if you got a glass jaw you better watch your mouth

 
ambidextrous means you can use either hand equally well

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
bat or bat?

baseball batting or jacking off batting?

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