Dumbest reason you guys have gotten suspended for

Fastballing a hacky sack at the back of my fat gym teachers head * is still my favorite*

smacking my friend in the head with a binder In the hallway which caused him to fall over onto a short hot Cheetos girl which in turn ended up breaking her ankle

being way too high

showing my Mormon teacher tekashi 69 music videos whom I didn’t know was Mormon at the time

Puting Kraft singles through the air slots of everyone’s lockers (only got in house suspension for that)

bringing a laser pointer to assemblies

it’s honestly a miracle I graduated
 
14587844:supremeblientele said:
Fastballing a hacky sack at the back of my fat gym teachers head * is still my favorite*

smacking my friend in the head with a binder In the hallway which caused him to fall over onto a short hot Cheetos girl which in turn ended up breaking her ankle

being way too high

showing my Mormon teacher tekashi 69 music videos whom I didn’t know was Mormon at the time

Puting Kraft singles through the air slots of everyone’s lockers (only got in house suspension for that)

bringing a laser pointer to assemblies

it’s honestly a miracle I graduated
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heavy on the way too high
 
topic:deke_ski said:
im sitting at home suspended id like to hear your stories
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how are you going to start this thread and not explain why you got suspended? were you jerking off your boyfriend in the bathroom during class?
 
i called my alcoholic child predator of a vice principle a "Bitch" at lunch in front of the boys for busting up an epic banter sesh and almost didn't get to graduate because she was having an affair with the principal. Oh well. This was like 2013 btw

**This post was edited on Feb 5th 2024 at 8:21:37pm
 
14587941:GayWolf420 said:
i called my alcoholic child predator of a vice principle a "Bitch" at lunch in front of the boys and almost didn't get to graduate lol
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its always the vice principal that are the biggest bitches
 
Trespassed through the athletic directors land while on a run with the track team as a sophomore. We also yelled obscenities at him while he chased us on a tractor. Didn't know it was his land till the next day when we all got suspended
 
14587884:GrapeHunter said:
how are you going to start this thread and not explain why you got suspended? were you jerking off your boyfriend in the bathroom during class?
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i left class early after my last final the other day and had a friend grab my bag from my class
 
Buying and distributing “furry hunting licenses” in middle school. One of my friends printed and laminated a bunch of them with custom names and photos. Then they somehow came to the conclusion that we were planning to shoot up the school?? I was at an overly sheltered school tho, they would get so caught up in things that were not serious
 
got detention in middle school for dunking on my homie too violently, paras though it was a fight.
 
14588346:steezytangerine said:
Stupid reason to get suspended. Your school's administration is desperate for drama
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i think the main reason was i didnt tell them my friends name who grabbed my bag?
 
Forgot to mention: This was about 16 years ago. Was raw dogging her puss once and didn’t pull out. Months later, she called me saying she was prego. I did the responsible thing and went to all the check ups with her. Shortly before the baby was born, we discovered it had Down syndrome. I told her “Good luck with that,” and dipped. Never met the kid until he started Dick riding all of my posts yesterday.
 
14589158:PresidentSkroob said:
Forgot to mention: This was about 16 years ago. Was raw dogging her puss once and didn’t pull out. Months later, she called me saying she was prego. I did the responsible thing and went to all the check ups with her. Shortly before the baby was born, we discovered it had Down syndrome. I told her “Good luck with that,” and dipped. Never met the kid until he started Dick riding all of my posts yesterday.
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??
 
One day at school I stuck pencils in the outlet and chopped it off so the led would get stuck teacher found out and sent me straight home and I got a major ass beating
 
14589158:PresidentSkroob said:
Forgot to mention: This was about 16 years ago. Was raw dogging her puss once and didn’t pull out. Months later, she called me saying she was prego. I did the responsible thing and went to all the check ups with her. Shortly before the baby was born, we discovered it had Down syndrome. I told her “Good luck with that,” and dipped. Never met the kid until he started Dick riding all of my posts yesterday.
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you made an entire post about me..
 
Pure'd a 7 iron off the turf football field and took a decent sized divot. They were literally going to replace a few weeks later but they didn't care, got like a full week right after spring break, it was awesome
 
having a three way in the attic. falling through and causing chaos in the freshman class who was at the time devouring cheese coated pizza trying to understand what the hell the freshman 15 is. Some say my sex life hasn't been the same since.
 
14590833:SmokedGouda said:
having a three way in the attic. falling through and causing chaos in the freshman class who was at the time devouring cheese coated pizza trying to understand what the hell the freshman 15 is. Some say my sex life hasn't been the same since.
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top ten things that never happened
 
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