Dumbest reason to get suspended

I got in school suspension for going in the pipe (we arent supposed to) while skiing with school. It was gay because we wouldnt have gotten caught but the next day in school a kid I was with was like "oh yeah remember skiing the pipe yesterday," the teacher heard.
 
At my old school a kid what he thought was the best idea ever. He poured ethanol down a sink in the back of a science class thinking it was funny. Then he managed to find some matches in the classroom. He then proceeded to throw a lit match into the sink. It blew up and he got a large suspension.
 
6th grade. Toughshit me asks this big ogre if his mom knew he was gay. 2 day suspension, majorly enforced by our homosexual principal, Mr. Harp.
 
school legally acts 'in loco parentis' which roughly means in the place of parents, so its actually bullshit when they intervene in things that happened outside of school. but its still funny that they got screwed for putting baby carrots in their asses lol
 
I came into a gym class with a 'screw exercise, gief junk food' t-shirt.. the official excuse was: Student was demotivating class with slogans encouraging other students to eat junk food and not exercise.. something like that. My dad just laughed and we ate burger king, it was cool.
 
a kid pantsed someone in the junior high got a few days suspension.

my friends brother was driving his car and flipped off one of his old teachers from when he was in the junior high. the teacher was being a fag at some intersection and my friends brother got suspended.
 
something like that happened in the town i live in. this girl and her boyfriend walked out of class, and the teachers knew they left. so fifteen minutes later, they went out and looked for them. they found the two of them having sex in the school's baseball dugout. now the chick goes to my school, and has the nickname "Dugout".

when she toured, a couple of my friends followed her around singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"
 
In grade 3 me and some friends were on a field trip to a park and found a can of spray paint in the bushes, we then spray painted pikacheu and squirtle onto a brick wall. Our punishment was that we had to clean the school with toothbrushes for a week....
I also got suspended for 3 days for running away from school to go skiing.....i went skiing while i was suspended lol

 
i got suspended from the last 3 days of middle school for running down the hall and slamming 5 lockers in a row. the teacher in the classroom that the lockers were on the wall of thought they were gunshots, stupid bitch.
 
8th grade i was in the bathroom with two freinds and i decided it would be cool to pee in alll of the stand up urinals while running back nd forth ( i think you get it ) and a teache walked in. 2 days for that
 
pretty much the same thing happened at my school last year. these two dumbass cunts made this video mocking this rich girl. they were all making fun of her dad because he had cancer. just a bunch of real low shit. they put that shit on the internet and everyone saw it. they got suspended for like a week, but didnt come back for like a month cause everyone was so pissed.
 
my chinese teacher is from china and is not aware of the cultural differences in america. i asked her how to say a word and she FREAKED. she went on a 45 minute rant about how she hated me, my friends, my class, and my country. my friends and i were called to the office but we weren't there because we left early to go skiing. the next monday the principle asked us what happened and we said that we didn't do anything and he made us write apology letters to her. the next day we had a test on stuff we had never learned and we asked to go to the principle (he asked us to tell him if anything she did effected our education) and she wanted to know why. she raced us to the principle and told him that we were being disruptive (even though she told us we could talk). when we talked to the principle he said, "ive heard ms. wu's side of the story" and we were like what side of the story we just came to talk about the class in general. so basically our whole class hasn't learned anything the whole year and we have to take a proficiency test in a few weeks and we're all fucked.
not really a suspension story just wanted to put it out there
but a kid in the grade below me was suspended for sexual harassment and he was just standing behind a kid rocking back and forth with his hands behind his back and the principle thought he was fake thrusting
 
to top it all off i was in there with like some seriously fucked up kidscompared to them i was a saint...but they treat anyone in those classeslike shit and it's awful...everyone makes mistakes.
 
wow those kids dont deserve detention, their lives are already fucked up. damn. anyways my friend got 4 days of suspension for "taunting" this kid to fight. and i got the same punishment and i was in the fight. fucked up...
 
thats fucked up!

i got suspended last year for 3 days for giving my friend my homework. he was copying it in french class, and my french teacher suspended my friend and i. i still cant believe i got suspended for that, what the fuck.
 
i totally agree my highschool has a secret facebook so they can lurk the shit out of people and get tehm in trouble.

But I have a really gay one. a kid straight decked me in the face during class and I had a retarded sub who "didnt see it" while half the class did and so I have a short temper adn went a-wall on the kid breaking his nose and I got suspened for 10 days.
 
How is that funny?

As a TA I can understand how most of these things would get you into trouble. Lots are pretty harsh though. Some are pretty funny, some are not. Anything to do with racism pisses me off though.
 
My friend started a 10 second food fight our senior year and they not only suspended him 10 day and reccomended him for expulsion, they pressed criminal charges and sued him. No one got hurt, nothing was damaged and it hardly made a mess. This happened like two years prior with a different principal and he just made them clean the cafeteria for a week. The case actually made national news. The funny thing is, he won the case, got the school officer fired because he like tackled some kid on camera that they tried to cover up and the kid had nothing to do with it, and the school got in trouble for hiding evidence. but he still got suspended 10 days and everyone else who denied it got away because they couldnt us the tape to find out who was in it because the school was hiding it.
 
Best i got was a 2 day in school suspension for laughing a 7th grade teacher who fell down a flight of stair... i was told it was totally inappropriate cause she was prego... i didnt care it was worth it cause i was like one of 2 ppl that actually saw it happen... and the teaches was a bitch was she was a bitch.
 
haa..I am currently suspended for a semester in college for "elbowing" 1 of 3 ambulance guys who were trying to drag me to the hospital cause I had one too many drinks. I wasn't causing any trouble but I was at the wrong place at the wrong time, just walking home, and they fucked me up. And im 21. Oh and I also got charged with assault cause the guy felt "threatened"...bullshit.
 
my friend shep got called a n*gger in class (hes black) so he called the chick a bitch and HE got a 5 day suspension.. the chick just got a detention it was so dumb
 
my junior year i got suspened thre time in 6 weeks one for playing the penis game then letting a rat out in school and third letting of fireworks in the cafeteria it was such fucking bullshit
 
haha that reminded me of a friend who got suspended because when the prime minister of canada visited our school, he squirted him with a watergun shaped like a penis. The press got a picture of it and of course it was bad publicity for the school..haha funny nonetheless.
 
my teachers story:

his friend told him a joke in class, and i guess it was really funny cuz he started to laugh really hard. then the teacher asked him why he was laughing so hard, and he wanted to answer but he couldn't. so the teacher took him outside of the classroom, and talked to him, while he was trying to hold in his laughter, but when he burst out, the teach thought he was laughing at him, so he sent him to the office. this continues until his parents come to the office, where he still cant stop laughing and gets 1 day for laughing. SUSPENDED FOR LAUGHING. wtf. and the next day he retold himself the jk, and started laughing again, and his parents thought he was going crazy.
 
that must have been one funny joke. Once I got to the office I probably would have started to get serious.
 
i asked him wtf is wrong with him, he said he didnt know. in elementary school i never did dumb shit, but i changed school in gr.5 for extended french, and by gr 6 everyone in the principal's office knew my name.
 
how can u say thats all bullshit? fireworks in the cafeteria? i know people who have gotten worse. i wouldnt say those are stupid reasons for getting suspended, more like you being stupid.
 
theres this one kid in my school whos pretty fucked up.

last year he got in a bunch of trouble for "knocking up" this one chick, which i guess didnt happen. he had to talk to the police and shit. then later that year he got caught buying and using another kids ADD pills, and ended up getting a drug test where they found out all the crazy shit he was using.

then this year he was high on pills or something in school and tried to start a food fight. he iss for that, and then he ran away from home. he made it to this town thats like a 20 minute drive from our town where he stayed at his friends house. it was crazy. now hes back in school
 
yeah hahamy friend got in trouble for screaming penis and vagina in the hallwayhe got detention
haha the whole thing was super funny
 
in 3rd grade i blew a snot rocket on outdoor ed. they made me sit in the cabin for 4 hours by myself.
 
in 8th grade there was a fight at this food place down the road from my school, i went to eat. Did't even know there was a fight, well turns out i was there watching a fight ( but i was eating)



Ended up getting like 3 days suspension a week of detentions.

in 5th grade everyboy in my cclass got suspended for beating up this kid, who said he could beat up everyone so one kid pushed him and he cried and told hte princiapal we all made fun of him .

aha 8th gr music class we had to play ukalalys and for my year end presentation,(making are own songs and playing htem in front of th eclass) i sang the abcs, and smashed my ukalaly in piecies, canes face was priceless ! got suspended for 2 days ha
 
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