Dumbest Kid EVER

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Bob_Loblaw

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Ok, well this kid used to hang out with us. I was never really friends with him, he was a friend of a friend. Lately him and a few other kids we used to hang out with were getting heavy into coke. Well, today a new cop station opened and they had an Open House. This kid thought it would be a good idea to steal something. So in broad daylight, with every cop in the city around, this get breaks into the SWAT van and steals some bullets. I repeat, he breaks into a SWAT van and steals bullets. Of course he gets caught and arrested for that. Then they search his car (on police property with drug dogs everywhere) and find Opium. I cannot stop laughing at this kid.

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haahahhaha sounds like an A+ student

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BAHAHA sounds like the stupidest kid ever, also the type of kid that would bring a gun to school, i dont no why though

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dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
He was probably on the op. from what i heard, it makes you not give a fuck about anything, so thats probably why. dumb mother fucker.

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bahahaha waht a fucktard

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hahahahahaha

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wow. fucking idiot. already wasted enough time talking about this dumbass.

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dude fuck you, i was tryin to steal the gun not the bullets. they were just there. and it sounded like a good idea at the time....fuck you bitches. op represent

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wat a dumb bitch, ur an idiot dog

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wow that is pretty brainless.

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yeah, stealing something from a SWAT-VAN is very dumb. I wouldnt dare to steal the air inside of this.

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so we probably wont be seeing much of him this school year huh?

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he's going to military school now. and i told him he's going to DYS. he doesnt think so. he thinks he's going to portage. haha, dumb fucker.

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the stories about the people on ns are showing how much more stupid this society is getting. wow

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i heard of this guy that was growing pot plants and someone stole them and he called the cops, and when they came and looked around he forgot about his other plants that were in a different location.

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haha i herd a story of a guy ground pot plants too and his dog pressed this button on his cell phone that calls 911 and he got busted cause of his dog hahaha

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jcm8, yeah thats what happend but it was a phone with speed dial on it so the dog knocked over the phone pressed the button and made yelping noises, 911 thought it was a lady in trouble so they sent the police on over.

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haha that sucks to be him; then again he deserved it.

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ya he deserved it. hes the kind of kid who ur like oh man ur cool for a second, then u stop and realize, holy shit, this is the dumbest mother fucker alive. why the hell is he still alive.

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what a retard... he deserves that shit if he does drugs

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That's impressive that he could think straight enough to get into a bulletproof swat van while high on op. But going to the police station by choice while high is ridiculously stupid shit.

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I heard of a guy in new zealand who had a grow op in his shed. One day after he'd just hung his plants to dry he saw the cops pull into his neighbours driveway, he panicked, ran out back, and lit the shed on fire. Of course, the cops (who were just responding to a false alarm), went to see why the shed was on fire....

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wow, now thats stupid. not to mention hes gonna get the whole neghborhood fucked up!

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that would have been hilarious

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a kid at my school a while ago got busted for pot, and when the teacher who busted him was searching his room (it was at boarding school) he found a black blob-ish looking thing. When the teacher asked him what it was he admitted that it was opium. Upon further inspection, the kid had paid for a blob of roofing tar, and he had already smoked half of it. what a dumbass...

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seeing as though most of you haven't smoked opium, i'll just tell you now that he's simply a dumbfuck, a dumbfuck that would steal shit from SWAT. opium doesn't just make you not care about anything and rob shit, lol. anyways, that kid is a stupid ass either way.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
He's a Grade-A moron for sure.

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hahahaha!!! roof tar?!?! wholy shit! that cant be good for yah!

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What a fucking moron...

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Opium does not make you not give a fuck about anything, its like being on the peak of your high x 20 for about 4-6 hours non stop, you feel retarted and mentally exhausted besides that its pretty fun...

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that's just what people told me. I've never done it.

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hey, jason who? now thatr i think about it, i know of a couple jaysons.

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