dumbass neighbors

SchweitzerSki

SchweitzerSki

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I have a neighbor that lives 2 houses down from me and we have big poplars in our front yard every year that let out cotton. This ass tried calling someone to come and cut the trees down. hopefully they told him to shut up. then my other neighbors had a wedding reception in their backyard and were planning to be up until 1100. they stayed up to(no joke)11:05 and he actually called the police on them. and every new year we light off firework, he sits outside his house and stares at us. I hate him. anyone else have shitty neighbors?

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My nieghbor is 'mentally challenged' and he rides a little green van every day to his school. (he is like 35) One time when i was comming home i saw him refusing to get out of the green van. He was screaming at the top of his lungs that the drop from the van to the driveway was going to kill him and that it was way to high. They eventually coaxed him out with fruitsnacks.

 
My dad made a fence at that very back of our yard. And are gay neighbors go take down the fence cuz they say its ugly. It was sweet cuz my dad went over there and bitched at the neighbors. Then he rebuilt the fence which they fucked up. But he made it look soo ghetto just too piss them off.

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whoa thats gay, my neighbour that lives in the apartment below me always has a fucking heart attack when i play my music for more than 2 minutes and tells me to turn it down,

she should go fuck herself, i wanna pump this shit at 3am im gonna do it anyways

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
easysteezys was funny. fruitsnacks! wicked awesome

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My neighbour in the apartment next door had the audacity to bitch because we partied until 7:00 in the morning last weekend. Some nerve, I tell ya.

 
my neighbor down the road chased my brother with a fist full of keys, called the cops and said my brother attacked him with a hammer, sooo random. this winter they called the cops and said that i keyed their car and broke all teh windows in it and shit, the cops went to my house, i wasn't home so the cop had my mom call my cell, it was like 4:30am and i was in UTAH, i live in CALIFORNIA so the cop said sorry for waking my whole family up and gave my neighbor a court date for filing false police reports, haha, who knew that was a felony, they didn't but now they do haha.

-Tamara

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Mine are really bad.

1-At Halloween,I freaked out their 10 and 8 year old kids.The mother called us 'monsters' and 'inhumain'.She 'explained'that halloween is about happy witches and good monsters,not jumping in front of kids their age.

2-At 5 am(5 degres C),in a crappy day,I have been woken up by the 6(2 years ago the Halloween event)year old kid who was yelling his lungs out for 2 hours.Every 15 minutes or so,the mother would yell at the kid.Aparently,the kid had an asthma attack and he was been to loud,so the mother locked him out.Why,I dont know.

3-My brother and I were playing punk in the living room.We were playing a little loud because we did not hear the phone ring.Later our neighbours called us and said:'I know your their,damn hypocrits'.Well I will call back later,and never did.

Nobody has worse neighbours than ours!

Responsability,what's that?
 
What you need to do is get the glass off a light bulb and fill it with 1/3 luandry detergent and 2/3 gasoline then put the glass back on and screw it in their light socket. When they come home and turn on the light switch.....KABOOM the room fills with fire!!!

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fling dogshit on his lawn

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that sucks dude, do something to piss him off wicked bad

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well we had this neighbor thatwas starting to be an ass. my dad was building stuff to a house we own acrss from the house we live in. It was a foot past where the builing line on the property was. the guy said he was not going to say anything until he was done. he told that to a guy and the guy told my dad. he was also on disability, but yet he was a firefighter volunteer, and he worked almost every day in his yard. yea, he didnt even own te place and was just renting. long story short, my dad bought his house from the owner and the neighbor moved to Maine.

Take me to your special place

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great to know it's stupid people like that moving to my state^, well the house next to me has had a lot of people living in it over the past few years, they'll buy it and then like, 3 years later sell it.. but the worst people who've lived there had this like, 17 year old son who was really fucked up. he would get blazed in the garage and do numerous other drugs, god knows what. things had been getting worse over my freshman year 2 years ago and on prom night, my friend and i were out on my trampoline talking and 2 cop cars and an ambulance pull up to the house next to me and we're like, wtf. then about 15 minutes later the cops come out and paramedics have the kid on a stretcher strapped down. he was going psycho and screaming shit and threatening to kill the cops and everyone. it was soo scary. but later we found out he was really fucked up on some whacko drugs and drunk and shit. the parents called the cops when he threatened to kill his dad with a knife and shit...he's at a 'Special school' now in GA

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

i've seen alotta real good bitches go down
 
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