Dumb things you've done drunk

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Crystal-needs-a-park

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my problem with being drunk is im always thinking about skiing, even then... so i try to do 3s and stuff... even when im inside with a drink in my hand... its a problem. but the worst thing: i mixed green apple jones soda and vodka... it was like 75% vodka and it definitely tasted like amonia... but i drank it all cause i was drunk... i puked a lot... it was vile beyond viledomness.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
otnighth, i didnt do anyhthighn stupid, but i did posibly the smatrest theikg iv edone all my live, i made out with 2 different gorls, best night in a while

but the stupidest thisg ive ever done was proabblyh jump off a snowbank and make my knee bend the popposite way. couldnt ski for two months avgftaer that happened. and when its cold i can feel the pain in my kinwee, same with my heel, craked that when i jumped down the flight of stairs

He who dares wins
 
Alright let's here it. After reading peteks post I've become inspired. That's right, I'm Back.

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erspondedd to yourr thread

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
GRRRRRRR I'm not even going to start. Let's put it this way, I have numerous reasons why I've been sober for a while. Well, tonight will probably change that, but still. Bleh

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
i was running around outside pretending to eat squirrels then i ran inside the house and i was acting all scared and everyone asked me waht happened and i told them a cop raped me in the ass with a razorblade

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
respond to my thread? Well one time after me and my drinking buddy mr. Jagermiester were catching up on old times, we decided go see what my neighbors were up to, would you believe it, they were drinking. After introducing Jager to my neighbors we decided to take to the streets of bellingham washington, pretty damn naked. Anyway, long story short we were getting chased by the cops for about an hour, running all throughout the town trying to find our way make to our house. So if you saw some naked kids run past your house, sorry to the guys and you're welcome to the ladies. I'm sure more went on that night, but that's all that made the paper, and that i can remember.

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when macdos drive thru was open 24rs, we were there eating outside at like 4 in the morning and we seen something walk out of the trees, well it was a young kid all pissed up, he was wearing a fur hat, with nothing but a life jacket, shorts and those floaty arm things that little kids use

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
yeah i've worn only those little arm floaties wakeboarding once. that was wangtastic, except when i ate it.

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the best thing about being drunk are the hilarious fall-overs. i have at least one per drinking night, im always one way then another and then down on my ass and laughing my head off

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
fat girls

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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
grabbing a curtain while falling down - i ripped the whole living room curtians off, elevated ceiling too...

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mark d

 
walkin backwards the whole night. through a apt, and i fell on a bike. and cut my ankle open. and i grabbed a chicks boob. and i got slapped fun times.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

www.poniverusonline.tk

'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
 
its good to see i have inspired people, well everyone knows my 3 stories of drunken stooper.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
puked all over my friends car, got beat up in a parking lot, then had to walk two miles without clothes because my were puked on. well i had a vest and shorts but it was still like 40 F degrees. Another time I accused this kid of snorting coke and then yelled at him while he was pissing. He was pissed.

 
probably when i was camping and went bushwhackin in my old shit truck, popped a tire and chopped the shit out of the truck with an axe. then passed out in the box until it started to rain and passed out in the cab with the engine running and water pouring on me from an axe hole through the roof.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
holy shit man... thats... uh... freightening... shining style. you fuckin axe murderer.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
Polished off a 26er of Bacardi 151 with a girl friend of mine. Went to the bar, stuck about 50 Grab Here stickers on various womens bodies (I heard in the morning that I offended some fat chick), then decided to walk 5km home in the pissing rain instead of taking a cab. On the way home I saw this river and decided it would be fun to jump off of this massive waterpipe I was crossing the river on. I landed in like 2 feet of water and bailed on my ass on the rocks. Tweaked my shoulder pretty good too, but luckily it didn't dislocate.

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
 
hahaha thank you nate. that was a lovely story.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
i dont really do amazingly dumb things...i dance a lot...and i talk a bunch. sometimes i fall in ditches..that is always fun to see.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
squirted glo-stick shit in my eye once, burned like a bastard.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
fucked a woman 26 years older than me

un-protected,

i'm never drinking again...............................................................................................................................................................................................

Bottom Line

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M.D. Faller

(medically dope)

'I'm still Ugly'
 
haha lol and the glow stick thing my friend did that once on halloween and he thought to attach then you had to cut em.

One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
 
last night i was like a mile away from my house driving my friends car home casue he was passed out hardcore and I just dropped him off and he lives way out in the country and when i left his street a state patrol car did a u turn and pulled me over right away. Right when he got to the window he was all hardcore adn shit cuase it wasnt even my car then gave me a breathylizer and blew a .07 so it was a hundredth lower than the legal limit and then he cuffed me and put me in the car and started searching my friends car. He ended up missing a ton of shit but found my piece and a bottle and I was stuck in jail till like 6 this morning its gay as hell. I think im going to lose my liscense for a while and it is timed so bad cuase it will be for the entire ski season if it happens.

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
shiiiiiiiit newschooler 14 haha thats a crazy story if its true... im too lazy to post one of my many dumb things ive done when im drunk

What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
 
i was once taking a drunk piss and my phone rang and i picked it up and then just threw it in the tolliet

Go Big and Die!
 
One time I was really drunk and thought it would be funny to try cork 7 on a tramp and I dont even know what a cork 7 really should look like, so u can guess what happened then...

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
wow congrats daddy-o u want a medal?

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
haha oh man, lastnight we was all wasted up good but, my buddy was fuckd. we were at a thug party all ghettod out drinkin 40s of old e and colt 45, he runs off with some girlie and ends up keeping her bra. later on that night, he pulls the bra outta his pants and decides to put it on. wasted off his ass, running around with a white bra on overtop of his black jersey, chasing bunnies that live on residence at U-Vic. hes too drunk to run tho, so hes falling on his ass and got grass stains on the bra. the funniest part was teh rez advisors watching him and laughing at him cus he looked so fuckin stupid. funny shit.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

 
got raped

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fuckin a.....what...i mean fuckin a dog

wtf?

emogirl...you're immune fool

 
nrthfacer, if you're serious, getting raped isn't something you do. And it's not something that happens because of anything you do, whether you're drunk or not. That's someone else's doing and someone else's fault, not yours.

This is a topic that hits deep, and if anyone is reading this who needs someone to talk to about this sort of thing, don't hesitate to msg me. And if anyone wants to joke about this topic, you deserve serious un-ending beats!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
 
it always starts with 'lets do more shots pussies!' and ends with puking. always.

-Mike

'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
 
daddy-o if u wanna fuck me in the ass u can just keep wanting that, cause I will never let it happen.

also being raped is not something to talk about on NS.com if the person wasn't caught I say tell the cops it was daddy-o

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
dumbest thing i've done drunk is talked to a girl.. i'm drunk right now. weird.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
 
i'm high on life and drunk with power

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
I got home from seeing matrix reloaded and a bunch of shots later me and my friend were trying to do the fight scenes on a wet picnic table in his backyard at two in the morning. it was painful.

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'Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery,

None but ourselves can free our minds.'

-Bob Marley
 
it all started in jeff thomas's living room with a very large empty bottle, and the urge to wack people with it, in the nuts

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
pissed in front of qbout 20 people without even noticing they were there. probably not the dumbestbut any drunker and i usueally dont remember anything.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime.
 
Nick if you come to TO or Jeff does that in my house I honestly will grab a Texas micky and start swinging!

lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

FOCUS Premieres in Toronto (Oct 10) and Waterloo (Nov 1) Ontario.
 
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