Dumb injuries...

SaraJ

SaraJ

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Have you ever hurt yourself just walking around or anything?

I just broke my big toe and killed my foot walking around the house..that's my dumb injury.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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I broke my 'ring toe' a year ago. I stubbed it into a couch. I have also gotten a concussion from running into bleachers...other than that all my injuries have been in sports or doing something strenous

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when i was 2 years old i was standing in my driveway and my dog was tied up on a leash and ran in circles around me. i tripped because my feet were all tied up, and fractured my skull and had a major concussion. but that was when i was 2 years old, so i don't know if that counts.

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i broke my toe cuz i slammed it in a locker trying to kick a book in as i shut it(i had sandals on)... i was so ahsamed lol. i also broke my toe skiing cuz i dont wear my boots tight enough and on a slightly backseat landing my toe got all crushed inside my boot cuz it slammed into the front. bad times :)

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it probably does count. My brother jumped off his bunkbed and split his head once and had to get stitches, then he got hit by a rock on his head a few years later and had to get stitches again, then last year, he slipped in the bathroom and hit his head on the counter and had to get stitches again. Those might not be dumb, but I find it really funny.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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i was snowboarding on a ice patch and caught an edge, breaking my wrist... real stupid injury.

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i broke my penis once

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

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4 years ago, before i ever saw jackass or cky, i had the bright idea to go for a ride in a shopping cart. my friend pushed me around the mall parking lot, but then he let go and i hit a curb and flew out and landed on my hip. i was running cross country at the time and couldnt run for the next three weeks.

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haha, i havent had anything too bad happen to me before, except fucking up my toe from hucking a cliff and having my foot jam into the front of the boot, damn does it hurt

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I got super shit faced at a party and chipped my two front teeth on the deck of the pool...it sucked two weeks before grad to!

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yeah yesterday i was playin hacky sack and i tried to peg someone and they stuck their foot out and i kicked the bottom of their foot so hard, my toe might be broken but im just gonna let it heal by itself

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the only thing i've broken is my brothers nose...with a golf club. really

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Quoting Papa:

my cousin broke his arm typing, don't ask me how but he did

Seize the carp

That is the first freestyle typing injury i have heard of.

Anyway, I got 2nd degree burnd on my left hand after making atensnis ball bomb, failing to tape it properly and then dropping it.

*walks away dunse hat in hand*

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A few weeks ago, I was riding my BMX bike back from the park after a sweet session just killing it in the pipe and shit. I was just riding down the road all chill and somehow just lost control of my shit and flew over the front end. Of course I took all my pads off and shit already, so I just hit the pavement full force. I skined my elbows up and my hip through my jeans, cracked my head off the pavement and bruised my ribs up real bad. I kinda dig the skid marks on my body, it looks pretty cool, but I still cant take a deep breath or cough or even have any strong pressure on my ribs w/out being in excruciating pain. Its sucks man.

 
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Was riding switch down the bunny hill last year, i thought someone called my name, and i twisted to look behind me. Same instant i caught a bit of ice and i fell over. It hadnt snowed for days and was real cold, so the groomer was packed, and i landed on my thumb. I kinda made it go back and touch my forearm, and i normally cant do that. It hurt like a bitch for a week and i couldnt hold a pole in my right hand.

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i only injure myself skiing, the only one that wasn't skiing was when i was really pissed at my brother, and i punched my door, i broke my door, and bruised my knuckles

i've broken my skiis very stupidly before, i broke a pair riding up the t-bar at waterville

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onetime i was playing dodgeball in gym and i grabbed for a dodgeball and a kid kicked it. It jammed my finger so bad. I could hardly hold a pole for a month.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
my friend first day in california during april vacation, got outa the car and fell down a cliff. he broke his hip and is in a wheel chair now.

i was standn at the bottom of the hill talkn when my friend came barreling down, slipped on ice, and skied into my legs. my pole strape ripped my thumb out of its socket tearing ligaments and breaking the growth plate. it didnt hurt though

 
i slammed my toe landing off a hip at our resort...it was all black and blue and the toenail fell off.

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
i got stitches in my head because once when i was a kid i was at this public swimming place and they had this diving board.. and i was standing on it talking to my mom.. and i started walking towards her(for what reason i dunno) but anyways i walked right off the fucker and hit my head on the cement.. i think it's pretty stupid because i wasn't even jumpin or anything

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oh ya and when i was like 3 i was at sears and playing with razors.....self explanitory.......blood.......now they have cases around them

 
last year i was 'base jumping' off my old slide/fort and was standing on these monkey bars, slipped, got sacked, and fell 8 feet onto my head. it was sweet.

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