dumb comments by Announcers During X Games

123ski

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I heard one annoucer say 'i dont know if you realize how hard it is to slide rails, imagine going to your park and jumping on a rail with oil all over your shoes' (not exact Quote)...what the hell does that mean..sliding rails doesnt feel anything like oil on your shoes.

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123ski has a point. The announcers for the webcast were pretty bad. All kinds of icorrect trick calls, stupid poser comments and the ubiquitous 'pumping up' of the crowd, it was almost hard to watch...

 
And the suppostion that Jonny Moseley 'invented' the mute grab, so that every time someone grabbed mute, Jonny should feel proud. What the fuck is that shit?

 
the only bad announcer was davenport... thats what they are supposed to do there anouncers what do you want them to say? even davenport did an alright job..

 
They could start off by not saying stuff like 'Moseley invented the mute grab'. That would help things.

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i thought every mosely reference was retarded.

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yea buuutt you have to take into consideration, the general population doesnt know 2 shits about freesking, so they have to put all the skiing lingo in laymans terms so all the whole society can relate. example saying 'oh peter olenick can spin both ways' istead of ' peter can spin flat 7's natural and unnatural'

also these announcers you think that are so 'retarded' happend include mike douglas and chris davenport. id like to see you call them retared about skiing right to their faces

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i didnt call the anouncers retarded, just the moseley comments. and those two never made one...

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yea DP , i was talkin about everyone above you, mosely is a sellout so whatever he says goes in one of my ears and out the other

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i heard some dumbshit go 'its snowin really hard out hear in aspen and thats why they call it snowboarding!'

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If that stupid woman anouncer said 'spinning to win' one more time i was gunna kick my tv. And whenever she said stoked or money booter or any other term it sounded like she was reading them off a piece of paper and had no clue what was going on.

 
that stupid ass black guy called tanner hall 'tanman' like they knew each other or something i thought that was gay. i also hated the moseley refrences. 'that (huge mute grab) reminds me of the 98 olympics....' who fucking cares?

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'well mosely im glad to see your doing something real now rather then doing all that MTV crap you've been doing lately'

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lol love the last one..

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^^the one about moseley doing real stuff now was so funny

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Moseley was pretty quiet so it was cool. Mike D is pretty good. Seriosuly read your paper about x-games. They haven't a clue bout skiing

 
yea lay off jonny he really didnt say anything so acusing him of other peoples shitty as comments is just dumb and really u people need to calm down. they didnt do that horribly of a job. go give ur fuckin resime to espn and have em check u over for an announcer job if ur so much better. fuckers

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ok, let me rephrase since no one could understand me. i hated the moseley references, not what moseley said. everyone else seems to agree. i have nothin against moseley the person.

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I was watching the Live Feed. OMG it was so horrible. As said above the pumping of the crowd was so damn annoying. 'LETS HEAR IT!!!!'

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whats with all the hate with mosely ... guy is the man..... sell out? whatever u would take money too... people saying the dinnner role sucks dinner role is sick.... that guy was a mad sicko.... still is..... big deal he works for mtv he probably fucks mad bitches and smokes mad blunts all day ...

 
why do you complain davenport and douglas are both awesome skiier and they could kill anyone in the forum, so they cant brodcast, not everyone is a fucking ron maclean

 
Who cares how he spelt it ^. He made a great point. You guys do not know jonny and that was immature and stupid of the announcers to talk shit like that. You don't go winning the Olympics with no ski talent at all. I can see why he doesn't ski much anymore. Do you have any idea how bad bumps are for your knees?? I'm sick of this sell out talk.

As for the announcers, that one lady was a fucking idiot. I agree w/ whoever said they wanted to kick the screen if she said SPINNING TO WIN again. She said it on every rail and every jump. She had no idea what the hell she was talking about.

 
^^^ I agree..

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The chick announcer was horrible. I think in every single run she said -'spinnin' to win'. SHUT UP ALREADY!!! Not one single person was spinning to win you dumb bitch! And when Winstedt went out for his 2nd run in the finlas, she's yelling about CR Johnson being on course. What a dizzy broad.

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^i also hated the spinning to win. and 360 on the rail. they screwed up basically every trick in every run. If you go to the trick list, they call tanners cork 540 blunt, a 540 iron cross.

 
Yeah i'm not sure the words 'Iron cross' havce any place in the X games. Haha 360 onto rail... did he nut himself or what? I guess he could 50-50 if he stopped his rotation somehow...

 
Now im glad i missed the slopestyle. i think i'd kill my fucking tv if i heard half the shit u guys are talking about.

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well the chick anouncer was canada's contribution to snowboard pipe in the nagano olympics tara taegan. no wonder she has no clue about skiing. she even has her own shitty snowboard show on ctv sportsnet called 'the sacred ride'

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cant wait for tonight when they make more stupid comments during the superpipe finals.

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not exact but i laughed at it for awhile 'that 900 had stylistic stylio style!'

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that shit was hella funny, they were clowning on the golden boy left and right, I just thought that mike douglas talked too much, what he said was pretty good, but all the rediculous names for the hits was pretty obnoxious. Money booter every three seconds and it was hella small: 45 feet??? that's pathetic. I think they should make superpark part of the xgames, every hit has to be over 75 feet and the money booter is 120. But they wouldn't be able to hold the event in the rockies because it doesn't snow enough, so they're fucked. They'd have to host the xgames at mammoth or something that actually gets dumped on, or at least more so than fuckin flat aspen.

 
the announcers were so fuckin stupid they were saying all the wrong tricks that the riders were doing and that girl was so fuckin annoying... i think they should get some announcers for the webcast that actually know what the fuck they are talking about next year

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and they kept saying oh look at his switch flatpsin, no its not a fucking switch flatpsin dumbasses.... and there was 3 or 4 times that someone would pull a 10 and the guy would say whoa tha was a huge 720... fucktards

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yeha i loved how they ragged on moseley thw whole time

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they couldnt comprehend the fact that corked means the skier is angled backwards, and decided to say that every off axis spin was corked instead. they didnt even mention the word bio...meaning they had no idea what was going on.

also, every invert was a flatspin, and when they wanted to give tricks another name, they'd call it a nice 'off axis jump'.

and the lady announcer would cover up the fact that she didnt know anything by trying to pump up the crowd all the time. she should be cut from announcing forever.

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