Dumb chick.

[timmi]

OK, so here is your average dumb ass blonde trying to figure out how to use her pretty new christmas present, lets observe:

ally.poo says:

timmi i dont know how to work my ipod

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

awww

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

its easy

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

what do you have to do

ally.poo says:

no its not !

ally.poo says:

i have no idea

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

what is wrong with it

ally.poo says:

i dunno ...we tried downloading songs onto the stupid thing and then all the songs on my computer went onto it instead of just the ones that i picked uot

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

when you download itunes, it automatically puts all the songs from your computer on to it

ally.poo says:

what is itunes >

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

umm

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

the thing that you play your songs in

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

so...here i am

ally.poo says:

omg what ...see i dont even understand what yer saying .... i shouldnt even own an ipod lol

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

nono no.

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

your fine

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

its really easy.

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

if somebody shows you once. you will be fine

ally.poo says:

well my sister in university cant even figure it out !

ally.poo says:

im so sad cuz i just wanna listen to them lol

ally.poo says:

haa im so bored

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

lol

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

did you charge it first?

ally.poo says:

yes

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

thats good

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

so do you have any songs on it?

ally.poo says:

no ... they're all gone ...and i dont even know why lol

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

oh

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

did you download Itunes?

ally.poo says:

i dont understand this whole itunes thing

ally.poo says:

like WHAT

ally.poo says:

lol

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

ok. in the box that you got your ipod in

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

did it have a cd with Itunes written on it

ally.poo says:

yes

ally.poo says:

k omg she just shut off her computer so shes not heling me anumore

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

umm

ally.poo says:

yah this is effed up

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

well, you have to take the cd that says itunes, put it in your computer and then download it

ally.poo says:

lol

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

because that is the program that puts all your music onto the ipod

ally.poo says:

downlaod it how

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

by putting the cd into the disc drive

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

then it will pop up and it will say download now

ally.poo says:

download what

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

itunes

ally.poo says:

WHAT IS ITUNES

ally.poo says:

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

ok. i am assuming right now you use a program called windows media player to play your music on your computer, correct?

ally.poo says:

ok um i dont play music on my computer because it effs it up ...thats why i was using my sisters lap top cuz she has limewire .... but we were trying forever.....then she turned it off cuz she gave up

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

well, just trust me. you have to download itunes. that is the program that makes the song go into your ipid

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

*ipod

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

you need it

ally.poo says:

WHAT IS ITUNES

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

itunes is a program!

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

it plays the music!

ally.poo says:

OMG

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

itunes is that thing that you got on that CD! and you download it on your computer and then it changes the songs onyour computer so it works on your ipod!

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

itunes is a program that is made by the same people that made your ipod

ally.poo says:

TIMMI I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOURE SAYING

ally.poo says:

ally.poo says:

IM REALLY STUPID WHEN IT COMS TO COMPUTER STUFF OK

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

ok. you have to trust me

ally.poo says:

omg

ally.poo says:

im stupid

ally.poo says:

and sad

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

take the CD that came with your ipod, and put it into the computer

ally.poo says:

ok thats step one

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

ok. did you do that?

ally.poo says:

but i dont have limewire

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

do you have any songs on your computer

ally.poo says:

ally.poo says:

it always effs up my computer

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

ok. well you need to use the computer that has songs on it

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

so your sisters laptop

ally.poo says:

she turned it off

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

well, ok, if you still want to do it then turn it back on

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

if she will let you

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

but. if you are putting the itunes onto her computer, that is the only computer you can hook your ipod up to

ally.poo says:

omg

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

what

ally.poo says:

this is all effed up

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

what is

ally.poo says:

ok im just gunna try and get limewire

ally.poo says:

is that what u use

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

yeah. sometimes

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

but i dont really download music

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

i just buy cds and put them on my ipod

ally.poo says:

you can do that

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

yes...

ally.poo says:

haha im so stupid

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

no your not. some people just arent good with computers

ally.poo says:

like me

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

yeah

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

lol

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

im not very good with them either

ally.poo says:

yes u are

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

no. i am really not

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

so are you getting limewire?

ally.poo says:

ok u know what .... im gunna downlaod it and then you rgunna walk me through it step by step tomorrow ok

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

umm. ok

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

i should be online tomoro

ally.poo says:

ok i will and then ull help me '

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

i will for sure

ally.poo says:

YEEEES

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

if you lived in town i would go do it for you

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

but you dont

 

[timmi]

pretty long. but you should laugh at least once

 

[skierbabe420]

yeah that chick's retarded.

 

[AttitashSkier]

you think im gonna read all that? maybe next year...

 

[Ski_Unit_19]

fucking bitches

 

[clova]

u shoulda told her u would show her how to do it for a blowjob

 

[timmi]

Theres more!

y.poo says:

YEEEES

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

if you lived in town i would go do it for you

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

but you dont

ally.poo says:

ew i know

ally.poo says:

ok all the lists on the computer went onto my ipod ....and they're like empty and its like .....90s music .....and then my top rated.....and then recently added...and then like top 25 most played.....cani delete these stupid playlists

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

no. but they really dont get in the way

ally.poo says:

omg i wanna delete them they're not supopsed to be there GRRRRRRR

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

yes they are

ally.poo says:

are they on yous

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

yes

ally.poo says:

yours **

ally.poo says:

OOOOOOOOOOO ok

ally.poo says:

lol

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

you can just go to "all" or something

ally.poo says:

all

ally.poo says:

wheres that

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

ok. instead of going to playlists, scroll down 1 thing, and go to artists

ally.poo says:

ok

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

yeah

ally.poo says:

so whats all

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

whats all?

ally.poo says:

is that where all the music is without all the stupid categories

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

yes

ally.poo says:

oooo

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

or you could scroll down the songs part

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

and that just displays the songs

ally.poo says:

well isnt that the same as "all"

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

yeah sure

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

anyway. get some songs on your computer first

ally.poo says:

ok

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

so anyway. how about those pictures

ally.poo says:

hahaha HOLD OFF ON THAT A BIT .......how do u download songs on to windows media player

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

just download them through limewire for now

ally.poo says:

ok but what if it gives my computer a virus again

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

it shouldnt give you a virus

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

maybe your computer is just really slow

ally.poo says:

it did before

ally.poo says:

yah haha

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

yeah. you probably just thought it was a virus

ally.poo says:

lol

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

anyway...

ally.poo says:

im sad ..... my ipod got scratched ...

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

you need a case for it

ally.poo says:

i have one lol

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

you need to use it

ally.poo says:

i am using it

ally.poo says:

lol

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

oh. ok

ally.poo says:

i dont even know how it stil got scratche d

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

haha

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

well. i have to hit the old dusty trail

ally.poo says:

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

sorry. goodngiht

ally.poo says:

haha

ally.poo says:

night

ally.poo says:

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

i can get those pics another time

timmi- say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:

ally.poo says:

yah

ally.poo says:

nitey nite sleep tight

 

[timmi]

why do you think i wasnt being an ass. i want a blowjob from her...

 

[bmxican_89]

holy dumbness. how did she even get the box open?

 

[Nivrittam]

is she hot?if so get a sexual favor in return

 

[sKILOve07]

wow... thats somethin else

pretty dumb

 

[hartig]

why did u keep saying this?: say that your in control say that you are.

 

[cool_catskier]

that bitch is fuckin retarded

 

[mattster]

its cause shes thirteen

 

[FUUUCK]

WHAT IS ITUNES hahahaha, dude tap dat

 

[ski-or-die]

wow that was the most patence i've ever seen

she has got to be the dumbest person in the world, why would waste your time on a girl like that?

 

[wskibum176]

i only read like, the first 10 lines, but that girl needs help... fast

 

[kickerlicker]

wow thats nuts

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

welll go to her house, pretend to work on the computer, then fuck her...thats the only thing blonds are good for

 

[Mrkguru12]

if i wanted to read that novel i may have laughed. you should paraphrase it, then get back to me.

 

[timmi]

That is my screen name on msn.

 

[timmi]

She needed help with her new ipod.

she didnt understand why she needed itunes

then she says that she doesnt even have any songs on her computer.

 

[freezed]

WHAT IS ITUNES?

 

[Deafboy]

that was excellent, thanks for the great story timmi, and yes ive experienced some pretty dumb chicks, but not that dumb.

 

[ISkiSwitch]

lol, i actually read that. U tryin to get her nudes dude? lol, "I need those pics" haha, thats almost as funny.

 

[timmi]

That is actually a funny story.

she jokingly promised me a bunch of boobie pics for christmas. i knew she was kidding, but acted like i was completely serious, and wanted them really bad.

 

[timmi]

here are some more dumb quotes off the top of my head from different girls

girl that lives 4 doors down from me: "hey, is it raining at your house?"

same girl: " see, im smart, if i wanted to say i am full in a smart way, i would say that i am sufficiantly sufficed!"

Same girl talking about how she likes a boy:

girl:hey, do you think duffy likes me?

me: maybe, i did here him talking about how he wanted to cover you in maple syrup and lick it off of you slowely"

her: REALLLY!!!!!!!

ME: ...

dumb bitch at work

"how do you break down a box?"

 

[ISkiSwitch]

haha, u sicko. lol, ^ "is it raining at your house?"

 

[megacolon]

that was sooo long, im glad i didn't read it.

 

[timmi]

it would have been worth it.

 

[Luc.]

that one deserves to gon in the signature...

 

[DANETRON]

the story would be much better if " say that your in control say that you are. i can think of a time when you looked less alive says:" was gone. What the fuck is that any ways?

 

[sneather]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

 

[Elife]

shes one of those people that when your hear them speak you just wanna punch an infant

 

[timmi]

uhh. nope. when im speaking to her in person i dont even here what she is saying. if you catch my drift

 

[Elife]

ohh, haha, good one...

 

[Desjardins]

hahahah, i fall for your signature thing everytime, hahhaa

 

[timmi]

back from the dead!

 

[Tapes]

that was pretty good, but i hated your screen name

 

[Leckett]

why the hell didnt you tell her shes stupid? holy fuck you told her what itunes is like 5 times. you should have just copy pastedthe convo back down and be like just fucking read it it explains EVERYHING

 

[timmi]

tang

 

[Xave]

WHAT IS ITUNES?

its a program

I DONT UNDERSTAND!

hahaaaa

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

holy god that was awesome. what an idiot. but shes hot, so its ok.

 

[jimmychung]

i read half of it and i feel dumber. i hate it when girls purge 'lol' all over everything they type.

 

[hucker22]

i couldnt finish, im sry that was horrible

 

[DYFI]

she said lol too many times. I didn't think it was possible to laugh out loud 100 times in a row.

 

[Petey.]

it was pretty good i guess...and man was she a dumbass. a little long though

 

[DunDunDun]

post a pic.

 

[Dan.]

wow, you know alot of really really dumb girls.

 

[hartig]

yes

 

[DaveHumphrey]

i concure. fucking dumb ass, jeeze how stupid can u be like

-Whats itunes

-Its a program

-I DONT UNDERSTAND!!