Dumb and Dumber

probably shag rug or something....its phat though, that movie makes me laugh.

'i thought the rocky mountains would be a little bit more rocky. Yeah the Jon Denver is full of shit!'

- Chris Mercer

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

'My bassist is down stairs getting faded right now, so I'm gonna play some acoustic shit for you guys...' - Miles from Slightly Stoopid
 
guys, we should make a van like that...

but with skis instead of a dog!

I don't know how it would be done, but the end effect would be awesome

 
'You mean you have had 2 pairs of gloves this whole time?!'

'yea harry it is the rockies!'

GO MARINERS!!!!
 
shows up with a mo-ped. i traded it in a town a few miles back. even trade. i can get 8 miles to the gallon with this hog.

Your Chi is strong. My Cotton Shirt Is Stronger.

Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands buttered side down. I propose we strap pieces of toast to the backs of cats, buttered side up, and net them all together, the contraption, hovering inches above the surface, could link a monorail from Vancouver to New York.
 
that john denver guy is full of shit

i thought the rocky mountains would be a little more rocky

line-because skiing needs a future
 
kick his ass seabass!!!!!!!!

Darryl Hunt

'Liza! Do you find something funny about the way I say tromBONER!?!?' School Music Teacher
 
Where'd you learn to do that? I saw it in a movie once. Then the guys caught up to them 50 miles up the road and slit their throats.

'skiing in the trees is like a box of chocolate ... You never know when your gonna get creamed nuts.'
 
'were going to aspen!'

'ALRIGHT!! CALIFORNIA!!!'

-Pat-

'and thats when things got out of con-trol'-sublime
 
that is definitely the best movie ever.

so how was your day?

not bad. fell off the jetway again.

pullover!

huh?

pullover!

no it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!

yeah! killer boots man!

pull your vehicle to the side of the road

license and registration pleaseyou fellas were going a little fast back there, werent ya say? you uh, you fellas been doing a bit of boozin have ya? sucking back on grandpas old cough medicine? oh no no no sir. yeah. well what's that?

we got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

big gulps huh? well, see ya later!

 
yeah i must say between me and my friends we could repeat that whole movie. hah my ffavo is 'we are going to aspen!!!Yeah California!!!

 
i thought the rocky mountains were alot more rockier then this..

yea that john denvers full of shit!

yea

GO MARINERS!!!!
 
Muhahaha i had to bring this thread back!

You cant triple stamp a double stamp llyod!

YOU CANT TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP!!!

hehe i just watched the movie and it just never gets old

Unity....... word up!!!
 
Hahahaha, that is one of my favorite movies!!

-do ya think!?

-hehehe...what doncha eat up and we'll tell ya?..hehehe...

-hehehe...hey...how's your burger..hahahahaha

-Mock! YEA!! Ing! YEA!!! Bird! YEA!!!

~juliet~

 
haha thats like my favorite part in the movie...then they squirt mustard and ketchup into their mouthes! hehe classic

Unity....... word up!!!
 
What are the chances of a girl like me and a guy like you ending up together

Like one in a million

SO YOURE TELLING ME THERES A CHANCE??!!

haha then later she introduces her husband 'hey what was all that one in a million talk'

No i dont drink anymore.......why are you buying? - JF

 
Hehe, that movie is one of te best...

'Ohhh wait wait. I'm Sorry, you'll have to excuse my friemd. He's a little slow! The Town is the OTHER way!'

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'

PhattTim

~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
 
haha. i love that movie.

'i just thought the bird was real quiet.'

'who are these sickos?'

(little blind kid bought dead bird, its on the news)

How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?
 
hah this must have come from like 20 pages back. yeah if you lick the chairlift bar and pull back fast little things on your tongue stick to the metal. i cant wait to see that movie again

 
just when i think you cant get any stupider, you go and do something like this...and completely redeem yourself!!!'

WAIT!!!!!!WAIT! sorry, the closest town is probably a few miles THAT way.

 
haha, I soooo wanna try and lick a chairlift bar but then yeah, okay, maybe I won't Someone I know licked some ice cream that was frozen to the freezer door and her tongue stuck to it, she ripped it off and it pulled all the top of her tongue off, eeeek, it was yuck man

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
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