Duke Nukem

T.L.

T.L.

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IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM....BUT I'M ALL OUTTA GUM.

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you need to play the original duke nukem old share ware side scrolling oh hell yeah screw that 3d first person shooter bull shit!

 
word cant describe how much i loved that game. it was so great.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
^nope your forgetting the oringinal badass shooter game Wolfenstein 3D BABY...It can't be stopped...

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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!

*NS Skateboarders Cult*
 
Wolf the first episode sucked. DUKE RULZ!!1

'I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!'

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
i wish i could hit you over the internet^^^

(tom)

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girls who wear scarfes are trying to hide something

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
Duke Nukem kicked ass. He was the most badass children's hero ever to exsist. Captain Planet is just a tree huggin' tofu shitting pussy next to Duke Nukem.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
3d was awesome. i remember the strippers with the tassles. hell yeah.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

Future Canadian
 
o man i loved that game, i'd have to fight my friends to play it

«*$*Carney*$*»

One time at mount Mckay..........
 
i remember my dad got me that game when i was in the 3rd grade, and it was the coolest shit. All that swearing and strippers and shit. My friends would beg to come over and play it. I also beat wolfenstein 3d when i was 5 and my dad gave me shit because it was on easy mode.

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- Josh Rainey

- Jackson Hole

I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas

'And if i get caught then my ass is up north, straight on the course for upstated New York'-The Mobb
 
they had plans a number of years ago to make a duke nukem movie. They had already done filming and had most of it out. But I think the production funding fell through or something. I forget.

Either way, great game series.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
Duke Nukem 3d was awesome, only thing is I look back on it and realize he was just one big ripoff of Bruce Campbell :-(.

-Andy

---ppp---
 
didnt they make a dukenukem 64? i seem to remember playing it on N64 back in the day.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
 
Uh, if you walk up to them and hit the space bar you'd hand them money and they'd shake their tits for you, they didn't have bleeding nipples, they had on those twirly things over the nipples.

-Andy

---ppp---
 
what a terrible game

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
duke is a fukkking maniac.....he's so cool.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
what was that game where you were a chinese guy named 'LO WANG' it was a ripoff of duke3d but equally good

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
theres sopposed to be a Duke Nukem Forever coming out soon

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHHA

no ... im ok.. really

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok ill stop now...

HAHAHA... HA... HAHA... HA...

Duke Nukem Forever is coming out soon... no... really... BWAHAHAHAHAH

-Andy

---ppp---
 
I remember that Lo Wang game,it was called Shadow Warrior. You had a katana and shit.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
^^ wow you REALLY got em WU man

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
man duke can kick some serious alien ass and still be a stud at the same time, how does he do it?

skiings radically stellar
 
those alien scum are gonna pay for shootin up my ride....

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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!

*NS Skateboarders Cult*
 
yeah, i remember goin over to my friends place, and watching the strippers show us their tits. then i punched him in the back of the head so i could play some more

 
Does anyone remember what he says to the final boss on the american football field? I can't remember, but I now it's something good.

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
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