Duff Piracy!

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StartFragmentThe King of DuffAfter a couple years of constantquoting of a man the Nimbus crew came across in the Timerline parking lot ofMt. Hood, Wiegand decided that his legacy needs to live on and be shared withthe everyone. When I sat down tothink of this man and how to approach his unveiling to the world, all I couldthink about was the Intro to the Big Lebowski. It fits him almost to the T. I reworded a couple phrases and words but other then thatthis here is the story of The One and Only, Duff Pirate.Wayout west there was this fellow I want to tell you about, a fellow by the nameof…(name disclosed for personal privacy) Joe Schmoe. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him,but he never had much use for it himself. This Schmoe he called himself The Duff Pirate. Now, Duff Pirate, that’s a name no one would self applywhere I come from. But there’s awhole lot about The Duff Pirate that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense to me,and a lot about where he lives likewise. Now this here story I’m about to unfold took place in the late twothousands right around the time Hunting Yeti was being filmed with Pollard andthe Nimbus crew. I only mentionhim because sometimes there’s a man, I won’t say a hero, because what’s a hero?but sometimes there’s a man and I’m talking about The Duff Pirate here. Sometimes there’s a man, well, he’s theman for his time and place, he fit’s right in there and that’s The Duff Pirate,from Mt. Hood, Oregon. And even ifhe’s a crazy man, and The Duff Pirate is most certainly that and possibly thecraziest in Clackamas County, which would place him in the runnings forcraziest worldwide. But sometimesthere’s a man, sometimes there’s a man, arghh, I lost my train of thought here,but…ahhh hell, I’ve done introduced him enough. Check out the Duff Pirate in all his gloryhttp://www.nimbusindependent.com/videos/detail/Adventures-with-Duffy/78105109020090602033931000000.html here.EndFragment
 
why not dude, despite his ridiculous way of wording things which is obviously the result of many an acid trip and plenty of drugs, he has life figured out...his own way, not the way society wants him to live his life, but it works for him and thats all that matters
 
And that friends, is what an individual with a genetic predisposition for schizophrenia, and/or other forms of psychosis, looks like after consuming copious amounts of psychedelic drugs and drinking beer in parking lots for a couple of decades.
BOOOYYY indeed.
 
And it's not progression beyond you, it's progression beyond me. You must progress beyond yourself. You need to ride, where you don't want to ride. I hate that. But that's what I like.
 
the more pain you can handle, the more pain you can handle, the more you progress... good job guys!
 
pep may i be the first to get your joke and say that compared to him, we are all out of our element. he really goes over the line.epic man epic film
 
JOKE? Duff Piracy is no joke. You're either in, or you're out. I wouldn't want to be in the "out" category on a pow day. Take that back to Florida.
 
Pow Days, Andy, are Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos! Shomer fucking shabbos.
 
So posterity demands that this legend be remembered... But the old Nimbus page appears to be gone. Who can help dig the Duff Pirate back up? Guy was hilarious...
 
13469935:prophet said:
That's the one, but as far as I can tell everything links back to the Nimbus site... Where the video no longer seems to live. Thought maybe there might be some sneaky YouTubage or Facebook video or something... I guess it's on the Contrast DVD, but I don't have that. That guy was too good though.
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Seems as though BNQT is the only source left. I tried to find it everywhere else.
 
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