Dude...

I didn't know that dunkin Donuts made hash browns till yesterday. they're pretty good and only 99 cents
 
dude one time i was chillin in the library at school and i sneezed and the bitch librarian came over and told me i had to leave cuase i was disrupting people. there were 4 other people in the whole place and they were all on the computers

gaysauce
 
oh man! yesterday in class my friend was like "hey, are you going to put the participation grade online?" and my teacher said "GET OUT!!!" and pointed at the door. it was ridiculous.
 
Damn A&P got me all excited cause I thought they had a sale on Life Water when it was an old sale from last moth they forgot to take down. I was pissed
 
I've done that, it feels wierd as fuck, but it didn't cause me any pain for any real time afterwards. I kinda like it...
 
Spread the word!

I was sitting at the bar waiting for my shift to start, and my boss was all up in my business, saying that I couldn't sit around at the bar before my shift started and that I just had to arrive precisely on time to work. There were for real like four customers in the store, and if any of them needed to sit in my shitty bar stool so bad that they asked me to move, I would've moved my ass. But I was new he wanted to fire me so I had to shut my mouth and walk outside to wait in the cold to freeze my nuts off for a half hour till my shift started. Written somewhat stupidly on purposeful.

 
yeah it actually has been happening to me for awhile. it freaked me out at first but now it just happens. although i still wonder whether or not it's actually supposed to happen.
 
Impossible to think of another color. They're all in the spectrum. Now heres a doozie:

Since everyones eyes are different, different colors/ configurations and such... do we all view color the same way? Whats green to me may be different to someone else but noone actually has anyway of knowing. Wev'e all been taught that this i purple and the is yellow and whatever... I dunno
 
i've noticed that when certain black people bowl, they don't put their fingers in the holes. they just palm the ball and huck it down the alley. i've adopted this method as my own.
 
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