Fuck yes. Isn't duct tape waterproof? Better than cotton and you will look like an astronaut, which should extent your airtime because astronauts float when they are in space, so you could throw like quietetial backflip corkmobiles
Fuck tall tees, make a full blown onesy, all different colors paint a mural of a tiger grabbing a eagle out of mid-flight on the back. Tall tees can't mess with that
For the occasional mess around day with your friends this would be funny to wear, but as for an everyday outerwear tee it would be kind repetitive and begin to look stupid.