duck tape

duct tape

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
Im a a tech class and genrely 25% out of evey project is made out of duct tape.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
And as of now Duct Tape is holding my Cable box on to the tv, wonder how long it will last.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
all i know is this sick mother who created this thread tapes his dick under his legs so he can wear panties.

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just chillax and slide.. Shorty _t
 
wallets and purses

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eat.breathe.sleep.ski

objects in mirror may be closer than they appear

 
it is the universal ski tool. binding broken? duct tape your boot to the ski. cracked edges? nothin a little duct tape can't fix. rips in your pants/jacket/gloves/face from some burly tight east coast pungee glades? awww yea! duct tape is your friend.

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
wallet, belt, shirt, tie

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
ok well, if your lookin for a use with duct tape to mess with someone, go swimming with on of your friends and when your friend is in the pool take his clothes and wrap his clothes up in duct tape, leave some air slots though, next take a hair dryer or leave it in the sun for a long ass time and the duct tape will eventually melt and stick to the persons clothes...i know from experience

-brady

CBF.com

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
i put an artistic touch on my crutches with duct tape.

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'...just stick your virgin musical penis into the musical vagina of the internet.' - joeengel
 
i have an old golf cart that is held together with duct tape.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
duct tape is the shit, i made snowboards for the tramp, shoes, socks, slippers, shorts, skate boards, i fix everythin wit it.

 
yeah man duct tape is the shit man.. you really can't go wrong

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
once I made a full body costume out of duct tape and went skiing. it was fun until I fell and slid down the entire run. I even had a crown that said duct tape queen.

 
i made a girl friend lol .... wait it's not funny as much as it is sad :(

Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
i made a duct tape condom once, it really hurt when i peeled it off

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 2 BITCH
 
wasilla, alaska is the duct tape capital of the world. most purchased and sold and used amounts of duct tape anywhere. The Wal-Mart out there sold the most duct tape of anywhere in the world.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
I made sandals out of duct tape and card board and they still exist!

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my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!

we got her a macintosh
 
hand my duct tape wallet for almost 9 years

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

Regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger mans clothes'

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

 


visit my website, buy stuff...

www.stukkondukk.com

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
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Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
i can think of one thing you'll never wanna do with just duct tape. masturbation.

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
covered a film canister with 1/4 an inch of it, filled the canister with gunpowder, and it was a massive explosion (15 foot fireball strait up). go try it

You trippin like R Kelly at a girlscout meeting
 
i dont like people who pronounce it 'duck tape'...whatever that is.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
the cd player in my car is duct taped to the floor. it was way easier than actually mounting it

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I shall be pinch'd to death- Shakespeare
 
the original name WAS 'duck tape' people then started using it on ducts so they changed to to 'duct tape' do your research...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
'Is it Duct or Duck? We don’t want you to be confused, so we will explain. The first name for Duct Tape was DUCK. During World War II the U.S. Military needed a waterproof tape to keep the moisture out of ammunition cases. So, they enlisted the Johnson and Johnson Permacel Division to manufacture the tape. Because it was waterproof, everyone referred to it as “duck� tape (like water off a duck’s back). Military personnel discovered that the tape was good for lots more than keeping out water. They used it for Jeep repair, fixing stuff on their guns, strapping equipment to their clothing... the list is endless.

After the War, the housing industry was booming and someone discovered that the tape was great for joining the heating and air conditioning duct work. So, the color was changed from army green to the silvery color we are familiar with today and people started to refer to it as “duct tape*.� Therefore, either name is appropriate.'

ha! take that... I know my stuff..

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
hmm....to fix my lacrosse stick

Reppin' area code 207

As long as i'm alive i'ma live illegal

ESE TAKEOVER....woohoo
 
i just made a walet and it's so decent it holds everty thing from bills to cards to change to student id and i drew all over it looks amazing

Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
burning duct tape is dumb. the fumes are toxic

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened. we were on a vacation!'

they say i got stupid when i hit my head
 
i wasn't arguing, just supporting my statment that the person who hates people who say 'duck tape' has no real argument. I just said the original name was 'duck' which is true... then I was informing the person who tried to support the other guy sying that it was never 'Duck' and that it was made for 'ducts', which was untrue....

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
you know there are now commercially made duct tape wallets that they sell in stores for like $20 a pop

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
ya wallets r fun to make my scooter is held like completely together with duck tape its so damn ghetto

Thongs are so hot right now
 
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