Dubya's best

I hope you enjoy these!

... I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico... I know him... to have gas and oil sent to U.S.... so we'll not depend on foreign oil...

-- on the first Presidential debate, 10/03/2000

'I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.'

—Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

'...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas.'

-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26)\

'We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.'—Houston,Texas, Sept. 6, 2000

'As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public

schools, and I have met those standards.'

--CNN online chat, Aug.30, 2000

'I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a

gun.'

'A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus.'

'If you don't stand for anything, you don't standfor anything!'

Gov. George W. Bush

'You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet.

Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with 'W'?'

'I'm not going to talk about what I did as a child. What I am going to talk about -- and I am going to say this consistently -- [is that] it is irrelevant what I did 20 to 30 years ago. What's relevant is that I have learned from any mistakes I made. I do not want to send signals to anybody that what Gov. Bush did 30 years ago is cool to try.'

--Gov. Bush

“It is white.” (when asked what the White House is like by a student at Morningside Primary School in East London )

'To the C students, I say to you: you, too, can be president of the United States.” - 5/21/01

oy these.

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Can I please skip school for the X games?
 
Gun control means using two hands.

bitch

your qoutes suck, they arent funny, die.

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.:: P A T ::.

{2002-2003 MCM}

Proud member of the NS ogre, lanky bastards posse.

'im 12''7', 790 pounds. my penis is 23' flacid and from the tip of my thumb to the tip of my pinkie is 14' even. my pubic hair is longer than the hair on your head, and i wear a size 35 shoe. my testicles resemble two coconuts in a wet paper bag...yes, im an actual giant, but i still dont want to be part of your shitty club.' - mommy

 
yeah theyre kinda funny

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
'...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas.'

-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26)'

That makes perfect sense b/c he means that more imports are coming from countries across the oceans rather than our neighbors Canada and Mexico.

-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

 
'Tests reveal evidence of the deadly toxins ricin and botulinum at a laboratory in a remote mountain region of northern Iraq allegedly used as a terrorist training camp by Islamic militants with ties to the al-Queda terrorist network.' whats up now you anti war bitches?

Taste Death. Live Life.
 
you forgot the one where he couldnt say the fool me once proverb. he was like

fool me once, shame on me, fool me fool me twice, well you wont fool me again and stuttered and stuff. it was on the daily show and lots of late night stuff

If 'pro'gress is defined as the act of moving forward, then 'con'gress must mean...
 
and he's leading our counrtry

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The French have only ever won ONE war, the French Revolution, because the opponent was also French.
 
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Taste Death. Live Life.
 
ohhh supilot..

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

-Lagwagon is a moron....

NS Ogre Crew

 
i like bush and all, but i think it's funny that i've never once heard him say nuclear right. he always says nucular

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
look at the roots...TEXAS

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

-Lagwagon is a moron....

NS Ogre Crew

 
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