Dub vile freride team is the bigest bunch of faggots ever

some mod should delete all the worthless comments and leave only rapping and poop stories then it would still be an ok thread

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Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- Giray

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
Ktown chic…

Of course people will laugh in your face

“I will get laughed at…wawa� You’re a disgrace

I know you’re a rookie, so I will set a beginner pace

Just spit back at bio, he is just as easy as you

None of these kids can rap, they are all about poo

You know me already, this isn’t my debut

Don’t even start with the dub and witt

Both of us fools can spit

I have been told you are a tease

Are you scared to get a disease?

Sack up pussy, let the men play

Unless you are so ugly all of them run away

Don’t bother with Misty 7, he is gay…

I am at school, and really bored

I have no hw tonight, so all of you are getting strangled with my mic chord

Tonight at ten past eight

All you fools will be lyrically destroyed… call it a date

Ktownchic...

Please accept my apology, that was mean

I don’t fuck with girls that are fourteen

CheeseCake - Coming 2005

 
I have been told you are a tease

Are you scared to get a disease?

Sack up pussy, let the men play

Unless you are so ugly all of them run away

haha thats a good qoute man

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!

 
ktownchic, im gonna poop on your chest

and titty fuck your breast

it will be a smelly mess

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
 
I LIKE waterville vally ski resort.

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Waterveezy

EAST COAST (cult)
 
ktownchik, is a slut. She has, a very big butt. ALl the boys hate her, and the girls do too. She doesn't know it, but she smells like poo. She sucks at skiing, shes more dull than a knife. She should leave this thread, and go find a life.

4frnt, Poniverus, Hestra, Anon, Swix, Ambush
 
clickity clank

clickity clank

the money goes into my piggy bank

matt walcker aint

no shit talker

so dont even label

ur just mad that hes able

to come up with a little fable

about how you (dynarider) and misty seven are under the table

ur just angry cause u's a gapper

and hes a rapper

face the fact you scoop

up misty sevens poop

and role around

on the ground

in that shit

face it

matts gonna bone

ur mom when ur on the phone

with misty seven

all the while im revin

my engine angd im about

to give you gout

steve did make the playoffs hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy
 
go poop on misty seven then read it ull like it then

steve did make the playoffs hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy
 
oh shit

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Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- Giray

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
So one day, ktownchik was driving in her car. SHe was listening to the backstreet boys, and singing along merrily... and loudly. SHe was SOOO absorbed by her singing, that she failed to recognize the helpless old woman crossing the street. "everybody!!!!, yahhh yahh, rock you bodddd... SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ktownchik FLATTENED the poor lady. OF course, naturally, ktownchik is the kind of girl who would flee the scene, so, she did. SHe sped away, but multiple witnesses got her plates, and were quick to call the police. Within minutes, four squad cars were in persuit. Ktownchik flew along the highway, dodging cars, and endangering the lives of hundreds. She had been driving for quite some time, when she encountered a road block. SHe saw the spike strip at the last second and swirved off the road to avoid it. SHe smashed into the median, and bulldozed right through it. She was hit by an oncoming bus going the other direction, and her car spun off the road. Amazingly, she was still alive. She hopped out of the car and sprinted off into a nearby neighborhood. Police followed, and radioed for backup. A squad car cut her off in a back alley, and the back door opened and out come a wild and ferocious police dog. Ktownchik doubled back, but the dog was too fast for her fat legs and body. THe dog caught up quickly, and bit her in the fat thigh. Ktownchik pooped her pants, and luckily, the dog was more interested in the poop than catching her, so off again she went, with stinky poop rubbing all over the insides of her legs. A stinky, ugly blob of girl ran into the woods in a last attempt to evade the law. Unfortunatly, she was leaving a trail of poop behind her that she failed to notice, so it was very easy for the police to follow her. She ran deep into the woods and hid up in a tree. The police came, but, for some reason, they could not see her in the tree. THey called in local detectives, but they too could not locate ktownchik. THey spent days analyzing the scene and sweeping for clues. Ktownchik was amazed. AFter a few days in the tree however, she realized that she would need food or water to survive. SHe though of her options, and decided the most practical thing to do would be poop in her hands and eat it. After all, her poop would be full of nuts and stir fry since that was the last thing she'd eaten. SHe pooped her panties, and shoved the green poop (due to constipation) down her throat, and licked her fingers off at the end. SHe then shook her arms back and forth vigourously for minutes until she began to sweat profusely. HEr pit stains dripped onto the ground, but noone saw. She cupped her hands and allowed the pit sweat to pool in her hands, and she drank that to quench her thirst. After four days in the tree, the detectives and police had left. They closed the case because ktownchik was nowhere to be found. Ktownchik realized that she could get out of the tree, but, she was too afraid to come down. THe height scared her, even though it was a mere 7 or 8 foot drop the ground. SHe reached for her cellphone and called a friend, and asked if her friend would come aid her in getting down from the tree. HEr friend agreed, and ktownchik was very thankful and relieved. SHe didnt have many "friends" who would even consider going an ounce out of the way to do anything for her, so she was a little surprised that this one was willing to come. HEr friend showed up about an hour later, and she laughed at the fact that she needed help. She said, "why dont you just jump down, its harmless?". Ktownchik explained that the jump was a little far for her, and that if she jumped, since she was so overweight, that she might fall through the ground. HEr friend said, "But dont you do all that crazy double tip ski stuff? Don't you go off jumps and stuff?" Ktownchik turned really red. SHe thought about what to say, and decided the truth would be the best in this case. "well, i have those kinds of skis, but, i dont really hit jumps or rails or anything, i just ski along with some people and pretend to look cool and pretend that im a freerider". Her friend understood. "THats not surprising ktownchik, i thought you might be a little heavy to get off the ground". SO, her friend left, because Ktownchik was not cooperating. Ktownchik began to cry, when all of a sudden, someone started shooting paintballs at her. These were not ordinary paintballs though, they were filled with Diarrhea!! The Diarrhea splattered all over her, and then finally, she couldnt take it anymore, and she jumped down from her branch. A whole swarm of kids, looked like the Poniverus crew, ATA, and the hundereds of other crews who back them up were the culprits. THey fired and fired, endless rouns of poopy paintballs at the wannabee freerider. THey started to penetrate the skin after a while, and the poop got into her blood. Her whole system was being taken over by poop. She dropped to her knees, and poop started flowing out her eyes, ears, nose, and mouth. THe sweat that was pouring out from all over her body turned brown. SHe passed out, and the group dispersed. She lay motionless for hours. ALl of the animals in the woods started to crowd around. THe squirrels and the birds starting pooping all over her. Deer and coyotes came at night, and eventually, a large pile of poop started to take over her body. SHe was totally covered in a large mound of poop after a few days, but she was still alive under there. After she woke up, she couldnt poke through the poop no matter how hard she tried, so, she resorted to eating it. She eventually ate her way through after eating for about 6 hours. SHe got out, and then, right when she saw the daylight, a large hippopotamus spooted her, and she was in his territory. SHe hippo charged, and killed her. THen, to mark his territory, he dropped a massive dump on her, and she was buried in the poop there forever, and noone ever found her. THE END

4frnt, Poniverus, Hestra, Anon, Swix, Ambush
 
^ thank you finaly something that makes some sense

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Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- Giray

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
wow you have real talent for story telling seriously

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Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- Giray

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
wow henrik...i kinda find that one a bit disturbing

i bet you thought all of that up during your anatomy exam too

-Jeff
 
you are THE poop master

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Waterveezy

EAST COAST (cult)
 
http://www.hiddenvilla.org/Assets/Gallery/PhotoWorkshop/Poop.jpg[Img/]

[IMG]http://www.mtnphil.com/Logan/Poop.JPG[IMG]

steve did make the playoffs hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy
 
damn it how do i show pics

steve did make the playoffs hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy
 
why is this thread so long, can sum1 summarize it for me cause i dont feel like goin through some 17 odd pages to find out

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition
 
^ matt walker is good at rapping, henrik is good at poop stories, and not much else

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Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- Giray

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
hm... i must admit that story was pretty good. im not like that.. but it was a good story. it was entertaining to read for sure. goood job dcman

 
(she wants your penis)

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Waterveezy

EAST COAST (cult)
 
ok this thread needs to get going again...

Ok, its Thursday night and I am really bored

So Misty 7, its time I strangle you with my mic chord

Shoot you and slice your body up like a pickle

I hang you up while you suck on Dynariders popsicle

I'm a villan whose dangerous and I just killed you four times

I put the nail in the coffin in a matter of five lines

Hold up Mr. Kool Aid, don't bust through the wall into my room

The last time you saw pussy was when you came out your mom's womb

You're gonna need more strength to beat me…just take some Vitamin C

I just gave your mom some of my medicine, an injection of Dr. ME

I knock you hard in your noggin, might the light in your head flicker

My lines are like liquor after beer, they just keep getting sicker

Originality you dont possess cause you sound like the rest

I cant stress this enough bitch go out and get a vest

You have been bested in this battle and like cattle your herded

Your reply dont mean shit to me when you already lyrically murdered

7920? Is that how many boyfriends you've had?

Take notes on me, I am the best… Well…Where is your message pad?

This rhyme has 19 lines so far, where I commited four crimes

Two beatings, two deaths, but only one of them is mine

I assaulted five cops, in a disorderly fashion

7 days later I got tried and only got a convicted of pussy trespassin

23 lines down, 27 to go… I am going for the longest

Hennriks story cant touch me… I am the strongest.

Here you go again... talking about poo

My story is so much better, and I RHYME TOO!

Misty, You have a sick and twisted mind…Your dad "loved" you when you were little

I’ll be quick to chew you up and spit you out…just like a rotten skittle

Your like a broken record... all you do is repeat yourself

Trying to stand up to me... I will eat you like I did the Keebler elf

100% fag is what you are… seen more cocks than a chicken farmer

Your rhymes cant penetrate me ... cause I got verbal armor

My punches will leave your ass black and blue

A bit like what you daddy used to do to you

Misty 7 is bent outta shape

The only sex he can get is rape

You aint got a clue what you doin so just stop

Cause this is the real shit – not Will Smith hip hop

Watch out, a bullet is coming for your head

I am gonna make you dread ever steppin foot in this freestyle thread

I have heard that Misty 7 can rap, by my count the score is 6-0 me

You haven’t even tried, just get it over with and pay me my fee

By now you should have learned that I am the best

You are terrified of me, see, shakin in your bulletproof vest

I am not a janitor… but I am gonna wipe the floor with you

Even if I was a smurf… my balls still wont be blue

By now, you realize that I am the best

Miles and miles above the rest

You all should bow down now

Because I am the best at rappin… holy cow!

CheeseCake - Coming 2005

 
he usually only raps in person and when he is drunk

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Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- Giray

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
well ur cru should come out to colo and have a rap of 8 mile style and then hit up some bc botters cause im gettin snow right now 16in counting

steve did make the playoffs hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy
 
word u guys could freestyle while were hittin jumps then you could hit um and others would go itd be sick

steve did make the playoffs hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy
 
i wish, last jump of season gonna be may 7th hike and huck

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Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- Giray

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
^^ yeah with all my money take a road trip and then once ur out here u can go to the jibij camps and get served there by little frreerider too

steve did make the playoffs hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy
 
we're gonna settle this once and for all, i propose a two man team sac race held on consecutive sundays

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
ahmet, ill hide in you luggage bag.

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Everything under the sun is in tune,

But the Sun is eclipsed by the moon
 
geuss what five zero

youve just been called out cause you aint no hero

you thought you could post with out dropin a rhyme

well you best start takin your time

cause if you wana compet with the big boys

you best stop playin with your gay sex toys

cause my lyrics can be iratic

your shit is gona sound like static

so come back and try to fuck with me

cause ill take your ass on a lyrical shooting spree

every one elses shit is weak

im blacker then that nigga memph bleek

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

 
wowthis thread is outta control

yesterday it was only 4 pages...

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**59Fifty Crew**

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