Dryslopes

Andy_De_Kam

Andy_De_Kam

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what is all this i see about dryslopes lately? what are they? where could i find some?

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j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j JEW UNIT
 
dry slope eats nuts why would you want it. its only good for water ramp in runs.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

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because its summer, and since theres no snow id rather dryslope than sit on my ass wishing i was skiing or doing something cool like it

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j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j JEW UNIT
 
i said its only good for water ramp in runs. and water ramps own dryslopes any day of the week. read before you post your ignorant shit.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
i still think it'd b fun to have in like the summer time when, like round here were theres no water ramps or nything..... i think having a dryslope even if they're not super great would be btr than sitting around doing nothing...

 
hey snonasty to dumbfucking half nigger - half jew queer.....im not ignorant you dumb bitch, they kick ass itd be awsome for the summer time, and i dont have fucking water ramps around me so suck it

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j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j JEW UNIT
 
K guys since no seems to having a fcuking clue, heres a bit about dry slope.

The stuff that you see in all my photos is called snowflex one of the two main types of dryslopes.

The other is dendix which is made out of industrial pipe cleaners and hurts like fcuk.

Snowflex is a continuous teflon surface of bristles. Imagine greengrocers grass but with the bristles much finer.

Underneath the surface is 4inches of high density foam. This serves two purposes:

1. It allow your skis to 'bite' into the surface and get an edge

2. And secondly cushions your landing. Although take a slam and u'l soon realise that this aint snow.

Dry slopes aint dry either. They have a sprinkler system to lubricate the slope wiith water+silicon.

It aint any comparison to snow, a lot of ppl have said how small the tricks are but u should see the size of the jump, they're tiny!

The snowflex is damn expensive. That slope is under 300m long and cost around £500k or US$800k.

I agree if uve got no snow in the summer it would be good, its better than nothing. But with the skiing u guys have in the states, i think most of u will be bitterly dissapointed.

'Just because I slept with you, doesn't mean I have to ski with you'
 
well, at least u can get your railin skillz good. on rails, there doens;t have to be soft landings, or all that. so it would be fun to me,,,,,WAY better than nuthin

 
haha, funny andy_de_kam, hes a noob and has a post that is worth reading unlike you. you put down the people that help. i bet u didn't know that they watered it down. and whos the idiot, this thread was u asking what dryslopes were, he answered your question, and you call him a dumb fuck. ppl like you should just die

 
aite, im gonna go kill myself now - damn asian bitch - my question was answered by the first post, and in the other forum on dryslopes someone sent me a link to a homepage that makes dryslopes so he didnt need to explain it after other people already did n'gga

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j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j JEW UNIT
 
why are you so angry?

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'Somebody done gone and burned a hole in my shirt!' -some drunken hick who wandered into my hotel room
 
Well, uve got ur answer.

Now jump up ur own ass and die

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'Just because I slept with you, doesn't mean I have to ski with you'

'Just cuz it aint snow doesnt mean i aint skiin'
 
dry slopes are right good, means we can come back of snow and in the summer keep doing what we like! only any good if have fun parks though!

 
Ya know...everyone says dry-slope would suck shit to fall on...and they're absolutely right...it's like falling on concrete. But I was thinking (something I dont' do too often) and I realized it couldn't hurt any more than falling on in-lines or a skateboard right? Yes, I'm right...geezus I'm good.

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
andy, just shut up. its poeple like you that give all new people on this site a bad name. all you did in this forum is talk shit and insult the one guy who had something we needed to hear. he is less of a noob then you fucking are. so take it easy, noone likes you.



Moe.

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Pimps don't pay taxes.

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It doesn't hurt too bad to fall on SnowFlex at all, as long as you don't land on the flat. I'd much rather fall on dryslope than ice.

And UK dude - it's really water/silicone in the sprinklers??

 
yeah but you dont go as high in a skate park as you do skiing, by a long shot

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Of course it hurts more on concrete than SnowFlex. Check out this video of my friend Ben bailing on a corked 5 (snowboard) - if that had been on concrete (or indeed ice), he would have fucked hiumself up pretty badly. He did bust his knee on that one though - he thinks he caught it on a sprinkler head. And he says his wrist is weak now from falling on it so much.

 
yeh, well, where can i buy just a little bit of it for cheap, or at least water ramping matterial, all i need is a little bit so i can do a rail easier in the summer time

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bitches and hoes, bitches and hoes
 
amdy de kam you faggot, get off our website. we dont want you here

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
My local hill is selling off old matting I heard (plus they are resurfacing the whole thing in about a month, so they'll have loads to get rid of). Shipping would cost a whole lot though (Edinburgh, Scotland) - probably more than the matting itself. http://ski.midlothian.gov.uk/index.asp if you want to get in contact with them though.

 
U'l have a hard time finding some cheap snowflex, coz it doesnt become dangerous after it becomes worn down ao there less incentive for slopes to replace it as often.

Dendix is another matter, slopes chuck shit loads of the stuff out all the time, as it becomes worn down it gets harer to ski and to get and edge etc and it gets closer to the metal underneath it. If it becomes too worn the metal becomes dangerous so slopes chuck it out b4 it gets that far.

If ur looking for some water ramp stuff, old dendix is fine coz its inlikely that ur gona fall on it, and its gona get used far less on a water ramp than on a slope. Also its harder to turn on so its better for a water ramp.

There are loads more dendix slopes around outside the UK as it is a much bigger company than Briton which is really small in comparisson and snowflex has only been around a few years.

I think there are about 30 dendix slopes in the USA so u should be able to get hold of some much easier than snowflex and shipping costs should be much lower.

I think a few snowflex slopes are starting to pop up in th US. But it all comes through one agent called Dieter Sturm, And its unlikely that they'll sell u small amounts. U can see there site athttp://www.snowmaker.com/

Old dendix is still ur best bet for water ramps, coz even if u do get snowflex it is very very expensive and its easier to turn on so theres not much point for a water ramp. Its good as a run in to a rail in ur back yard or in town etc thoug

Let me know how it goes

Daljit

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'Just because I slept with you, doesn't mean I have to ski with you'

'Just cuz it aint snow doesnt mean i aint skiin'
 
only dry slope i heard of in usa was the boston ski hill. a year after they got snowflex in 1988 they closed down.

 
^that sux, that would be so sick if it was still open and they made some hits and rails. i like like 30 minutes from boston

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
el banditto, didnt i tell you to kill yourself? you know what happens when you dont obey your master!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
Dudes, dry-slope sucks but its the only option when theres no snow. Apart trampolining and hacky sac.http://www.sfa-sheffield.com/ has some pictures, but it aint been updated for ages.

Haha Daljit your pretty sad to know all that shit about snoflex dude!

Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code
 
^suck my dick ade, u spend half ur life on the plstic. I cant help it if im a genius.

U skied into an avalanche barrier. hahaha fool!

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'Just because I slept with you, doesn't mean I have to ski with you'

'Just cuz it aint snow doesnt mean i aint skiin'
 
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