Dry humping illegal in utah...

maybe thell just all stand in a big room with huge feathers and tickel each others noses till they sneeze so they can say god bless you. AT THE SAME TIME
 
Meh, I don't why you guys see it as a bad thing. I would be fucking ecstatic.

*Couple starts dry humping*

Dude: We should probably just have sex, I don;t want any trouble with the law.

Chick: Oh fuck, you're right.

*Guy gets laid instead of dry humping*

Problem goddamn solved. If this is true, then I would like to thank these politicians for helping the youth of Utah get some real action.

 
Its Utah...and they're Mormons, they dont fuck. I believe it might even be against campus policy to do so but dont quote me on that.
 
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