Drus tests

you are prob screwed if they take a blood test, you cant really get the thc out of your blood...... your best chance is probably to buy those pills that make you piss like every 10 minutes and try to get all of the thc you can out of your system.
 
just let urself get caught. its not worth the hassle and once you get caught you realize its really not that bad
 
Im assuming you've just been smoking some weed right? IF its other things u might need to consider smartening up. If it is just weed your best bet is to be honest and tell your parents flat out rather then getting caught. Many of us have been there, I thought my parents would be so anal about it which they where for a while but they came around eventually.
 
im sure you wont get much help or respect by saying shit like that.

but anyway, youre screwed. you cant get THC out of your blood in any less than a month i'd say. a piss test is easy to pass in less than a week.
 
so i am his friend and am getting a drug test in a week probably. anyways i smoked last on saturday and smoke about once a week maybe twice. i have been drinking mad water and play soccer, do you think i would have a really good chance of passing a urine test?
 
No, chances are they'll bust you for weed and since the h2o+weed can produce a chemical compound called cocaine it will probably detect that too, so you're fucked.
 
hope for the best my friend got caught and tested by probation they found cocaine in his system, black people these days.........sellin hopped up shit
 
seriously shut up noone needs to hear you speak. obviously its his decision and his life so shut up. and weed basically isnt a drug bitch.
 
hey man you will be ok if you keep drinking water and cranberry juice (a LOT every day), take vitamins every day, and piss as much as you can.

my brother passed a hospital piss test in a week this way for his job.
 
dude you should know never to buy weed from black people.

i'm not racist at all. im just letting you know that they will very often sell you short bags, or even lace the shit w/ coke, etc.

i know this from experience. I'll never buy from Jamal again.

he could never get dank anyway. but my 2 Jewish drug-dealer friends always have dank, haha. and they never sell me short bags like Jamal did.
 
god damn you are a fucking goodie two shoes fag......Is your dad a fucking Dare officer or what?

"All your guy's posts filter yourselves out. lol" Wow you sound like one intelligent mufugga.

 
aight well thanks for your help iv been lifting every day and drinking lot of water so hopefully ill pass the next piss test i take how long do u think it will take to get out of ur system if you lift and dring alot of water!!??
 
if youve been smoking at all recently, there is not much you can.

be honest with them and tell them that they should trust you and that when you smoke nothing dangerous is gonna happen. like tell them smoking and chilling in your house does nothing to harm you. plus, if your honest they might keep it real and be chiller on your punishments. ironically, my mom found my vaporizer today and i told her i havnt smoked in a while and to take me to get a drug test. she let it go.
 
ive read that pot doesnt show up on blood test... unless they are searching for it... and also drink cranberry juice... it helps disolve the THC
 
I bought a bag today looked nice, walked away, alll shake,stems and seeds.

he said its real good shit, he'll see whats up when i make him smoke some fire.
 
does it really matter that much,like your parents are going to find out sometime that you smoke pot.you might as well get it over with..this way you could just tell your mom/dad that you tryed it once and dident like it.and they should belive you mine did until they found 10 grams in my room and they cought me like 5 times now...
 
bandieboy = brainwashed fag who believes everything his dare officer tells him and is going to live his life following every rule ever written because he doesnt want to go to hell cause thats what his daddy told him would happen if he broke the rules and then he is going to die and on his deathbed he will wish he got to smoke a big fat blunt to see for himself why so many people love it.
 
STUDY HARD!

I kid, but blood tests, you're only hope I know of is fake blood or something.
 
sorry but that makes absolutely no sense, it would not be worth lacing any kind of weed with blow (it's much more expensive), and it really wouldn't even make the shit better (coke does not smoke in its normal form, needs a heat reaction with water and baking soda). just to get shit straight...
 
yo i was just letting that guy know how coke got into his system from weed. i'm sure that shit has happened before. its not like some completely illogical thing as you tried to make it out to be.
 
tell them you have a fear of needles and you'd rather take a piss test. then take urine luck.
 
well are you just gettin a blood test or are they actualy looking for thc cus i think its pretty hard to get it out of your blood maybe you can like get something else in your blood like what you do for piss tests and drinking lots of water but your gonna have to find that part out on your own cus i reall dont know
 
score some piss from a sXe(sXe = straight-edge) friend. or drink lots of water and take lots of asprin. dont od tho. otherwise ur fucked dude. sorry. have fun takin drops.
 
There is an organic detox called 'Sonne's-7'. You just follow the dosage directions on the bottle and it will be out of your system in 2 days or less. You can get it at vitamin cottage and most organic food or vitamin stores. This stuff works, I know from experience.
 
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