Drunkest you've ever been

i dont know where i am or what im doing

hows that for drunk

huh?

huh?

aww fuck who am i kidding

im not drunk

some one please say hi to me?

 
I got drunk once and then freaked out and wrote 5 pages of how I felt. People threw bottle caps at me and laughed. I am never getting drunk again with people I don't like or trust.

I'm just not funny or clever.
 
right...an AMERICAN called Us canadians Stupid Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? in regards to the drinking tho..canadian beer all the way

 
probably last summer i drank to much moonshine and puked and kissed another guy, riped my jeans, messed around with girls, fight got my ass kicked.. haha

 
hahaha, Jodi, hahaha, one of the first conversations I ever had with you was you telling me a story of getting drunk and pissing on someones front lawn...hahahaha.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
 
i was sorta drunk last night. It was my birthday and i had to drink my age (22). So in a span of six hours i some how managed to drink 14 beer, 1 double rum and coke and 6 shots (including 2 tequilla and one vodka with tabasco sauce) and then stumple home at 12:30 yelling at people to 'please fucking kill me'.

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'You're old enough to know that you won't get a lot of things in life because you don't have tits' - One of the 1/4 pipe builders at snowjam winnipeg to a couple young boys in response to why we'd let 3 girls on the ramp and not them

Don't think just jump.

 
I find the last few times i've gotten tanked, I've been forgetting more and more of what happened that night... Like last friday was my school's pub night and I don\t remember how I got home or anything since the moment I left the bar. It's kinda freaky and I was wondering if this is normal?

 
i was riding my bike and i rode into the highway and passed out, it was funny cuz ppl thought i was diabetic

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conversation with a canadian chick:

me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
I was 14, and at a party for my uncles 50th. The guy at the bar was cool, he let me mix my own drinks. 7 vodka and coke equal parts, and a glass of rum when i was loaded and din't know what i was mixing. Then i sat on the steps out side the building with a friend and we checked out chicks. It was a 5 hour party and thats all i remember.

 
Wow, funny ass stories. I don't claim to be a heavy weight. Having said that:

Most I've ever had was 14 shots of Smirnoff 100proof, chased the last 6 shots with beer.

Funniest drunk story for me: my bro, and a couple buds were downing shots at my house when I got the idea to film our own version of 'Cops'. I whipped out the 8mm and a bunch of toy guns that looked surprisingly real. Basically we filmed some of the funniest footage on earth. I can't even explain drunk cops.

- Brian

 
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