Drunk

Kevo

Kevo

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So I am pretty drunk right now. I just dragged my ass back from a good party...mmmmm Jello wrestling and hot girls. It's all good but I fell down on a sidewalk and ripped through my jeans and cut the shit out of my knee. The blood has now glued my knee to my jeans. Fuck this hurts. Damn it...and now I have to climb into my lofted bed.

 
No drunk can spell that well.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
 
you would be suprised

Politicaly Active Since 1992

'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
I must say you do have great spelling for a drunk, he probably revised in close to 8 times to make in correct though

 
Good job on not driving though Drunk driving is not cool

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
 
It's really hard to find all the keys, and punctuation is out of the question.

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
especially since some idiot designed a keybord completely out of alphabetical order....idiot

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
They did that so the typists back in the old days would go slower and not jam up the typewriters.

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
yo yo yo whutp, to that comment about no drunk can type that well, ur dumb. I think this is the first person ever on ns to actually be drunk when he says all those 10 yr olds who go on ns and are like iM s drunkfe rigt npw are obviously now PEACE OUT

peace

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haha g dawg stole my socks

..... i dont want them back

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
I hate gin. It's hard to even get your mouth near the shit.

-CraigeD

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'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual.

Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
 
haha wow. i can't spell for shit when i'm drunk. i lose all coordination so i bang on about 5 kys at the same time. i usually can't see either so revising my work wouldn't help.

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?
 
^i was just going to say that

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
actually i think most people can type fine trashed. in my opinion people who make 'im drunk' posts are usually fucking up their spelling on purpose

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P.O.W.D.E.R.

Playas Of Winter Downhill Expert Riders
 
^ it really depends on how drunk you are though

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?
 
some people are really sober drunks..... like myself... i can talk, walk, and type fine and wake up and not remember what happened

-:Carpe Poon:-

When worst comes to worst skiing comes first.
 
whenever im typing drunk, i'll take a looong time to type it,then revise it, then edit, then masterbate, then click enter and after a good night's work go to bed. maybe masterbate again...

'my cum went in my open mouth, and long story short, i feel really bad for crack whores.'

-twintipteles
 
haha just like your sig ^

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
^^^whoever said somehting about red bull and vodka...i wouldn't drink that anymore. i've heard bad rumors that that combination can defiantely kill you. the caffeine makes your heart rate sky rocket and the alcohol does something else which in combination with the fast heart rate can kill you somehow...or so i've heard

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its not that you sit at home when your drunk, but after the night is over you dont feel liek sleeping and you go on NS. It a solid way to end the night before passing out. And yeah, my typing it definetly better when im hammered, it just takes forever.

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
t- roy, i know dozens of people who drink rede bull with vodka and they're fine. They told you that to scare u. It tastes so bad tho. I only drink beers, and occasionally, whiskey or vodka mixed with some coke, water, or fanta.

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I like to let myself getting carried away,
if that's a problem, I'll try another way
to get in this awfully full parkingway
I can't see the end of the street
Give me a joint, and I might be
here or there, right or left wing
I don't care, just give it to me.
L.A. Alexander 1689-1744
 
my bad on the spelling but now you can buy a drink that is part energy drink part malt liquor and it is pretty big at my school

 
For the record I was drunk when I wrote this post. Dishwalla said it all...just read his shit. I would say some shit about how everyone should have read the post in the first place before saying anything like 'why were you sitting at home drunk' but I think it is pretty funny that everyone put that much thought into contemplating if I really was drunk.

 
its all in your head, typing is easy

Its only for decoration thats it and thats all

What goes on in the gondala stays in the gondala
 
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