Drunk?

-Mugatu

-Mugatu

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im srot of drunk right now, and i aparently puched a girl in the face tonight. not cool. but eya, everything is cool now, and yeah i drank a bit too mcuh, im just immature and dont know my limit, but i guess thats all good, to tell you the truth, i dont know why im typing, dont know what im saying, but i wanna creat a thread on NS becasue like why not you know??? yeah.... but k i think i gotta pee now, so imm a go, but yeah party on NS, have good vibes all round, and yeah, pop bottles before you pop gats,

mcuh love, im sooo gonna regret this tomorrw morning i bet, haha PEACE OUT! NS=GOD SORT OF!
 
I wish I was drunk right now. I'm so bored, I should have gone skiing today but i felt like i should hang around with my relatives before they left. So now i've been playing xbox for like 5 hours, with a kid who never shuts the fuck up.
 
yeah first drunk thread!!! wooohoooo!!! and i did go skiing today, and i killed my thigh, but its all good and i think im going skiing tomoorrow, it should be a fun time, bur yeah i pee'd myself instead of getting out of bead and to the bathroom, and aparently i did pucnh a girl in the dome, but i apaoligized and kissed it better so its all good, and i also aparently spilt water all over a ipod speaker fuck and like i made a huge mess in the house. it was a good night,!
 
Hey, it could have been worse.

I fucking hate 151, when you're already half drunk you see it and forget you can't down it like 40% and you end up dying. The last time I got drunk I was blacked out on the couch and some fag tried to put his nuts on my face. Somehow I woke up for a second, just long enough to punch him in the nuts and then he socked me as hard as he could in the jaw. I didn't even react, and then 10 minutes later I fell forwad and barfed on the chick's carpet. Then a couple of my friends dragged me to another chick's house a block away where I planned to pass out. I woke up at like 4 in the morning, had no idea where I was, and had to go to the bathroom. Somehow I stumbled up stairs and into her parent's bedroom where I told the chick's mom that "the floor was spinning". And then I woke up on a different couch.

The funny thing is, the only things I remember from that night was sitting down on the couch, and my jaw hurting. It could have been worse.

 
Perfect thread, last night i got belligerent and puked all over a friend of my mines bathroom. I woke up with puke all over my timberlands and had to scrub them off in the dorm sink. Im actually gunna go to walmart right now and hit up mr clean and a hop and go help with the puke.

 
Haha great thread sticky if possible but it kinda takes all the fun out of trying to guess if a person is drunk when they make a thread.
 
I woke up the morning after haloween and checked 'My Threads' and saw there was a thread called "I'm so drubnk and its not even haloween...". It had a few replies, but it was deleted, so when I clicked on it nothing happened.
 
ok so btw. as i sit here drinking. iced tea (sweetened) + captain morgan rum = pretty decent.. the iced tea somehow knocks out the taste of the large amount of alcohol i have in my glass.
just thought i should pass that along
 
ah shit dude that is funny as fuck. im ripped right now an when i read that i laughed my ass off for seriously 5 min. funny as fuck. Hope everything works out man
 
well thats better than not having anything to drink at a lame ass party. Last night i realized how gay some parties are when your not impared. I mean thers a bunch of drunk people standing around laughing in a room. I guess thats what i get for throwing my bottle in the woods when cops show up. bitch move, i know.
 
That's why I'm gonna make a little hole in the ground behind my house to store shit. It'll have like a bucket or something that's not suspicious over the entrance and i'll stash shit there in emergency situations.
 
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