Drunk thread

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skipimp_

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This thread is not for me, it's for all the drunks on NS to put down the shit they want to say when they're hammered, Im hammered right now

lizard gecko's let's kill a chicken!

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
damm it im grounded this weekend so i can't post drunk this weekend. You may remember my drunkin posts from last weeknd though although you probably couldn't read them. Damm i need a beer

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
yeah except rum tastes like shit and reminds me of puking. vodka's where its at baby..... haha

*brooke*

'Wait- where's the line to kiss brooke's ass?'- Duncan in ns.com chat hehe
 
ya rum is nast ass, vodka is the shit. i hate nething with rum , i love screwdrivers tho. i am with you all the way

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

B double E double R U N, beerrun,

All you need is a ten nad a fiver

The keys to a car and a sober driver,

B double E double R U N, beerrun
 
haha I find that rum's only good by itself... rum and coke isn't good.

haha vodka... meh...

it's all about the martinis... now that's getting smashed... with class.

'I had lost a lot of things under this deck....'- My Grandma 'what.. like your viginity?'

$1080PLP$: 'i just love canadian boys.. ' but really it was Brooke.
 
bahahaa smashed with class, hahahha

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
vodka is the best. you can always find some juice to mix with one. i am drinking a screwdriver right know. it is the shit. the party i went to night was soo tight. the dudes lived way out in the ountry and had weed plants growing in their back yard. top ten parties i have ever been to.

'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'

Homer Simpson
 
Vodka goes great with anything, oj, cranberry juice, sprite, hot naked chicks, well you get the point!

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
Amaredo and Tequilla were my drinks of choise tonight. You're all drunk..... .... ... drunk...

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Vote rebel!
 
Bacardi all the way, and Sambuca, ooooh yeah, haha, meh, it's all good though, Vodka is nice if mixed, I love Rum though, me and Rebel are soooo gonna have some major chillage with some badass rum sometime, haha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
yup you can't go wrong with a bottle of RUM. All those Thursday night they we're .... ummmmmm

Crap I can't remember. Master plan equals drink RUM and then put every car I see in battle mode (you gotta have heard of this one). Then forget everything, wake up in the morning and see battle mode, the laugh hehehe 'I did that'

Bartender: 'OK Guys you are going to race, do the backdrafts(shots) at the same time'

PhattTim: 'But, can we do it at the same time?'

-Sorry dude it had to be said

Orooooooooooooooo!!!

If you can't fix it - No worries just drink untill you belive its fixed

I can fly (nah honest brah)

 
HAHA,yeah, hehehehehe, good times good times...I think, HAHA, wikkid wikkid!! Rum = good

and dude, your signature - haha, bastard. lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
dude...im drunk right now....i thinkl weed is cool tooo

i think im drunk

you ever fuck a cat in the ass

ill be at saint mikes next yerar...yayt college girls..latewr all....when i come back tomorrow...ill see that i was wasted..ands how i wax san ieiot....bye

dan is cool

i love dan

i love weed

yayt fo9r weed

one eye is hopeufl

0-danb

 
hey, if they are drunk and on this site, will they actually be able to find this, no, they will just post where ever

 
Fuck! all you rHum haters, i think y'all need to suck a little cock, rhum is the best liqour, sambuca is the best liqueur, and your momma is the best lay!

y'know what? seriously, i clicked on this thread, not realizing I posted it....i don't remember posting this shit

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous
 
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