Drunk story in canada

Sknsnw9

Sknsnw9

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I was telling everyone one that i will drink the whole 1/5th so i went to liquire store and got the absoulte vodka orange. I drank like a lil more than half a 1/5th in like 30 min once cause we had to leave in 30 min to go to the club, once i set foot out of the hostel i was FUCKED up and i couldn't walk straight, i didn't know where we were going...i was just following my friends the whole time. I paid to get in the first club, got in and like 5 min later they said that it sucks there cause no one was dancing, but i was already FUCKED up man..i was totaly gone so i had no idea what the hell was going on..so we went to the other place and paid to get in as well i told them that i had to go to the bathroom, so i went in the stall sat down and passed out in the bathroom like 10 min later, malia told the boys to find me and they wouldn't so malia went in to find me but the security gaurds was like ur going to get kicked out and she was like no no my friend is in there...so found me passed out in the stall just sittin on the tolet...so they took me outside and once i got out to the street i puked 2 times and i had no idea it was coming, it just happened and there was whole bunch of people around even cops. They put me in the cab and sent me back to the hostel by myself once i got back, i didn't have the key to get inside, so i sat down in front of the hostel, took out my phone and was about to text a friend but i passed out right on the street and then the other guys found me and brought me in the room, cause there was like 20 of us so we split up and went to different places. this was my craziest night ever related to drinking.

- Nic
 
oh ya i was also thankful that i wasn't jacked cause i has $ 200 dollars in my wallet plus the phone in my hand

- Nic
 
how old are you? honest quiastinon, caus es when i was starting to drink i NEVESR got hangonvers, now iget them like the fuckin plaguae. and a 1/5th...how much is that, cause i had tonsa aon d otons of dinrdks. and yeah, i had my fuckiin shit fuckiest nigh staying at the ragin eldlk in FERNEIE! who the fuck know s what happeened that first nigh,t, i'm tolkd that i had a race of churgaging 40s of jack and southern comrosrfrt. then all i remmber is fuckin acrying my eyes out looking att he beautigvul fucikin mountains, tjeyre so friggen gorgreous, i'm ging ro move out west FUC,k. and yeah,

whered you have this wonderful story take palce? cuase shit i love boosze in my countryhd!

-Anthony
 
good shit, so where were you in the entire country of canastgs!Q? and a whole bottle? i've seen tons of different sizes, mickey? 26oz, 40oz, 60oz? WHAO!?

-Anthony
 
ahhhh, good shit bud, sounds somewhat simeialr to what i diand back in gfRBRURAEY. never baeen to vaancouber though, so i'll jsut abuse mysel fwith THE DOORS. thats a decent abount of calcoghol in a hlac fhour. im gonna go apass out WOOv....

-Anthony
 
strange, because usually people don't tell drunk stories about themselves, but their friends. but its ok, i enjoyed it nonetheless.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
Haha its funny how you can lose sight of wahat s happening when your so drunk. Good thing you didn't get jacked, but smelling like puke usually keeps them away.

 
it's interesting that you remember the night. I remember quite a few nights when I was completely fucked, and I forget a few nights that I never really got too drunk on. Strange.

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for a second i though a 1/5th was one fifth of a bottle, at which point i have gonna call you a pussy, but i still you got that drunk from half a bottle so thats not really a feat

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
In the Vermont Open we scored a bottle

we were drunk for a week straight

it was amazing

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Steve Stepp

I spend my Chedda' like all damn day
 
o that sux sounds shitty. but at least u dont have a hang over

Remember that after every dark night their is a brighter day, so hold your head up, stick out your chest and get over it
 
in Canada we respect people who are passed out drunk, thats why noone went through your pants looking for your wallet

 
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