Drunk...Really Drunk...

skodeo7

skodeo7

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So last night I went to this music festial. Strangefolk, RAQ and Spookie Daly Pride Played. It was kickass, bought some herb and had some boomers. The first half of the time I was there was spent tripping my shit off walking through the woods listening to the music. The second half was dominated by running around drunker than fuck with sparklers in my hands.

So I thought I had been pretty drunk before, but last night was fucked. I do not remember anything past 8 pm because I was too messed up. I think had about 15 beers and a 1/4-1/2 bottle of vodka. I honestly CANNOT remember anything about last night. I remember one song from Strangefolk's set. I don't remember the setbreak, I dont remember an encore. I do not remember how/when I got to my tent. Somehow my friends got me there.

My friend and I went roaming around in between sets and we went to go find some more alcohol...we are walking through the lot and we so two guys. Being the drunk personalble person I am, I went up, struck up a conversation with them and they gave us 3/4 of a bottle of absolute and a dime. It was rad.

Well its about my 3000 post so I thought I would share my evening that I found out about this morning.

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Junction 133 Productions
 
its nice when you dont remember the night before. I havent been that drunk since last summer but my friend on friday we lost him at this kids party we were all outside and we didnt find him for lie 1.5 or 2 hours and the entire time he was passed out face down in the ditch by the side of the road with a bottle of jaeger in his had spilled all over. And the weekend before he got a $450 3rd offense drinking ticket so the next one is like $700

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livin the high life

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i think i had a grad party this weeked...

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

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I like to remember things too. It just didnt happen last night.

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Junction 133 Productions
 
that sounds like fun, the last time i couldnt remember anything from booze was on new years. i passed out and apparently i got carried home and they propped up on my side with a tool box so if i puked i wouldnt die. i dont even remember how much i drank, i think i finished a keg(didnt drink the whole thing of course), and stole the better part of a 2-4, and i remember holding a bottle of JD at some point.

the only part of the night i remember was looking into the mirror and i had a giant penis drawn on my face, too bad i didnt forget that too

Now the king told the boogie men

You have to let that raga drop

The oil down the desert way

Has been shakin' to the top

The shiek he drove his Cadillac

He went a' cruisnin' down the ville

The muezzin was a' standing

On the radiator grille

The shareef don't like it

Rockin' the Casbah

Rock the Casbah
 
smoked an 8th of nugs last night out of a 4 ft. water bong, fun times. i heard my hair grow.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
and that is the life my man

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
HAHAHAHA heard your hair grow, tahts gold

Now the king told the boogie men

You have to let that raga drop

The oil down the desert way

Has been shakin' to the top

The shiek he drove his Cadillac

He went a' cruisnin' down the ville

The muezzin was a' standing

On the radiator grille

The shareef don't like it

Rockin' the Casbah

Rock the Casbah
 
Well at least you didn't wake up with scratches and cuts all over yourself, like the last time I blackedout. Or the time my friend woke up in a cornfield 2 hours from his house after he got really fucked up. Anyway, it can be really cool in some ways and in others scary. Sounds like you had a good time.

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I actually did wake up with alot of scratches. Luckily somehow I missed the massive amounts of poison ivy in the woods.

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Junction 133 Productions
 
haha how did u hear ur hair grow????

time is never wasted , when ur wasted all tha time!

tanner halll is yummy!

BeefyTits05: cuz boobies are nice. but ive never tasted the

BeefyTits05: them

BeefyTits05: so i dont know if they are delicious
 
I've only been that drunk before once, in Montreal. What a fuckin' Gong-Show that was. I had to get up at 5am the next morning too. FUN!!!

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I woke up in a pool of my own vomit two mornings ago, and I have absolutely no idea how it happened besides the empty fifth of Ouzo underneath my bed.

KAMIKAZE: MAKING NS MORE CORRUPT ONE THREAD AT A TIME

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how much is a 5th...we dont call them 5ths...

i once puked all over the bathroom floor then again over the toilet which had the lid down, then lifted up the lid and missed the toilet, by the time i went to puke in the toilet i had nothing left in me...

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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***

 
no shit thats funny, my older sis said for my 21st, i gotta do 21 shots of cuervo, and tequila gets me drizzunk

tanner halll is yummy!

BeefyTits05: cuz boobies are nice. but ive never tasted the

BeefyTits05: them

BeefyTits05: so i dont know if they are delicious
 
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