Drunk NS!

this is a solid start to the official drunk NS thread! im so far gone i had to read that sentence 3 times to perfect it!
 
I just drank a beer and I'm sooo wasted

if anyone wants to take advantage of me now would be the time and I tottaly wouldn't even remember it.
 
you and your lower drinking age in canada. you are no longer alowed to post in this thread. you must be 100% blackout to post here
 
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Oh, this thread is right in my wheelhouse. Just got home from some hipster show, and I'm waking up in two hours to go to NASCAR. Can hipsters go to NASCAR? Fuck.
 
IM DRUNK TOO...I WAS JUMPING ON MY BED WHEN I GOT HOME NAD HIT MY HEAD ON THE CIELLING. FUCK, BUT I YELLED OUT THE WINDOW THAT MY NEIGHBOR IS A WHORE AT HER,C AUSE SHE IS A WHORE!!!!
 
i'm soooo drunk. i'm just gonna find any guy, i don't care who he is, and take him home with me. watch me. i'm gonna do it
 
sometimes when i like to fuks wit da hoes my pants come over the hills and rhinosorous rex's eat the men who try to shoot out purple candycanes from nails in the roof that are spirled so you can think they are screws but me and jeff know the difference hahahaha
 
rRight now im drunk and a solid 9 or 10 is in my dorm but shew has a boryfriend who is 29 and plays WOW but she is 20 so noone is getting acnthting tonight :(
 
Naw its not a goalie, its long storre and im not postition to tell it right wow

and my roommate is wasted, walking around saying this isnt freshemne year, im not puking

then pukeing
 
Hooked up with this girl tonight at my house, drank 10 beers and can't fucking see straight

my exchange student thinks i'M FUCKED
 
funny cause I'm still functioning normally, don't wanna fight

PS. for everyone that this matters to; just hooked up with zoe
 
well hello ns. drunk ns

join me so i have friends, and female companions would be appreciatied

copy and past

m+u=2gether 4everm+u=2gether 4everm+u=2gether 4ever
 
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