we had a kid stumble into our house at 8am on a sunday. he thought it was his house(still blacked out), tried to break through a bedroom door, and tried to fight us when we told him to get the fuck out. I am the smallest of my 3 roommates at 6'4" 200lbs, and this dude didnt have a chance. 1 roommate gets his hockey stick and lays the guy out with a crosscheck from hell. dude just keeps coming and just gets his ass kicked by the 4 of us for a few minutes.
finally gets the message and stumbles outside to complete his walk of shame. saw him on the way to class the next week, and he looked absolutely horrible.