Drunk cuase htis night was fucked

KramerC

KramerC

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I came home from deca state( im fucking roocll right?) And shit got fucked. So i found 6 beers in my car. NO w im drunk. Who else is shityy.
 
you had 6 beers. and your drunk enough to cock up all your typing. this means 1 of 2 things

your pathetic and aswell as being sad enough to get pissed on your own you also have a drinking capacity of a small teenage girl.

OR

your pathetic and probably either havnt had the beer at all, or have had 3 beers and want to tell the world how cool you are.

you arent impressing anyone.
 
If you chug 6 beers fast, you're going to feel it pretty heavy, but I doubt this kid even drank in the first place so it's all good.
 
I find it hilarious that no one else believes anyone who is drunk and posts on this site. I believe i've made about 5 threads in NSG when I was completely trashed and the next day everyones like "omFg! this kid didnt drink shit yo," I don't really care because I did drink, and I had some good times.
 
my gym teacher told me that 1 shot of a 40 is equivalent to a glass of wine or a bottle of beer. is that true?
 
your gym teacher is fucking stupid

a 40 is just beer, beer has like 7% alchohal when wine has like 16ish

2 40's will get my crunk

but come on yo 6 beers? i know kids who can get 12 down and be drunk but still more coherent than you

average drinkers tho
 
hmm roughly yes. i think theres probably more alchahol downing a pint of stella than a shot of vodka etc. depends on what u define a beer as.

plus. why the fuck would u get wasted on ur own, whilst on the internet talking about skiing? even if the guy realy did drink half a brewery i still dont find it particularly interestin.
 
40's are malt liquor. not beer.

mickeys and OE have higher alcohol content than you average beer, with the exception of some stout microbrews.

I'm a girl, and 6 beers dont get me drunk. Although if this is the first time this kid has drank, then its possible. I usually dont mess up typing even when im shit-faced though
 
also...you found 6 beers in your car? as if you didnt know they were there and just looked around and saw some beer? hahahaha.

the other day i ate shit in the park and my leg hurt really bad...so i found some heroin in my car and shot up.
 
you are fucking stupd, the gym teacher and that kid were obviously talking about hard A with 40% alcohol. who the fuck takes a shot of a 40?
 
ya I can type fine when Im drunk. Ive been really shit faced and typed with about as many typos as sober. Its jsut harder and takes longer.
 
yea kid i know made the mistake of saying his parents were gone and invited a few kids over who he thought were his friends, needless to say these kids invited like a hundred people over shit got stolen house got fucked yea that's what happens at sketchy house parties
 
I can't type very well at all, im sure if I used the backspace I would come up with coherent sentences but I just don't have that kind of time these days.
 
Well you said your best friends are 14 so I assumed you're around that age group OR you're a creep.
 
you get buzzed, but you dont drink anymore? what do you get buzzed off of? rubber cement?
 
try going 103 seconds on the keg stand as well as another 30 second after that. I was puking fucking buckets.
 
You're a claimer, no way a 15 year old kid is drinking 6 beers without getting messed up.
 
you USED to get buzzed?

just kidding! you sound like you're annoyed, so i thought id push it a little further

 
true. i had a 40 of budweiser the other day. although when people say 40's i generally associate them with malt liquor.
 
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