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PeeDuBzz

PeeDuBzz

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ok i kno this tread has probably been made a million times.... i got to take a drug test befor the nights over.... i smoked some bud last friday.... how do i passits only a drug test that you can buy at cvsi heard drops of visene works but how many drops if its true.....HELP
 
yeah really. help him out fucker.

i guess drinking shit ton of water and crannberry juice, but looks like its getting too close for that.

have a friend whos clean piss in a big and tape it to ur leg then use his piss instead of yours.

vinegar?
 
dehydrate yourself so incredibly much you wont be able to give out even a drop of urine..

or get a massive boner so you cant piss
 
i guess im gonna do the water thing... anyone kno about the visene thing cause that could seriously help if it works
 
Do you seriously know how many threads there have been created on this exact subject? It's astounding kids refuse to use the searchbar or google for that matter to find the EXACT information they need. But instead just take the easy road and just make a thread on it. It's just stupid.

I won't help people who won't help themselves.
 
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Dont fucking drink bleach/ pool chemicals thats stupid shit.

You can buy a detox at your local headshop most of the time. But you can buy Niacin 100mg tablets at walmart and 500mg cranberry pills. The niacin will give you a hot sunburn feeling and maybe hurt your stomach a little.

but cranberrry pills/drink lots if it if its cranberry juice.

drink and shitton of water execise will do it.energy drinks too will help.try to stay away from fatty foods and milk

Also my friend passed with warm water and yellow food coloring once too so that might work man Hope I could help good luck bro
 
Or he could do NONE of that and just drink a lot of water and dilute the test.

Seriously. You even said it yourself, it's a simple CVS test. That means it's probably only using PH levels to test for a drug.

Drink lots of water.

/thread.

....sometimes I don't know about people...
 
shove a tampon up your dickhole...it asborbs all the thc and your piss will be clean as a whistle. and afterwards you can smoke it like a joint and get high as fuck mang
 
TRUST ME THIS WORKS!

Go to you local garden store. buy a 40lb. bag of lye. fill a tub of water with that and jump in. it works miracles.

on other note..

the searchbar tends to help out, try that next time
 
Alright seriously... Just drink a shit ton of water that's your best bet at this point. DO NOT exercise, that releases all the THC from your fat cells and makes the THC in your piss even more detectable. Exercise only helps if you stop working out two days before your test.

Drink so much water your piss is clear and you have to go constantly. Also use the piss from about halfway through your leak versus the beginning. Higher THC levels in the start of your piss than the later part. All you can do now is drink a lot and hope for the best.

Good luck dude.
 
do not whatever you do drink visine you will shit your pants and throw up so bad. drink alot of cranberry and water and piss alot maybe hit up a head shop and buy detox.
 
this made me think of the hot ass girl that bought ex-lax at my grocery store today. totally ruined my night thinking about it.
 
chug water to dilute it to nothing, then take vitamin B to keep the yellow color of your urine so they dont get suspicious.
 
omfg... some of the posts in this thread are ridiculous....

just drink a TON of water and cran juice and take a mulit vitamin.

the multivitamin wont make ur piss clear like water, but take a couple
 
seriously tho, Niacin will work forsure...pop like five 50 mg doses the day before your test and i almost guarantee you to pass, piss a little bit in the toilet before filling the cup so you can get rid of any lingering thc and youre good to go son
 
his test was tonight haha, so thats no good.
i dont wanna make a new thread, but if i get a job i think ill have to take a piss test. im 5'11" and 135-140 lbs. ive smoked mabye 5 times in the last month , none in the last 4-5 days, wont need to get tested for 2 weeks or so, will any be in me? anything to worry about?
/threadjack
 
I wouldn't sweat it, but to be extra careful make sure you drink plenty of water for the test, and since you are a skinnier person, it will stay in you for less time than someone else, because it is stored in the fat cells.
 
I work in a hospital lab where they do drug testing... the only way to trick the at home tests is to drink maaaad water. The vitamin lecithan helps because it aids in breaking down fats and THC is dissolved into your bodies fat cells.

Stop taking the lecithan a week before the test though because it can actually make you more positive while its cleaning you out.

Aaaaand it depends on how much/ how often you smoke. An everyday smoker can take as long as 40 days to clean their piss while some one who smokes 1 joint a month can clean their pee in a week.
 
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