Drugs and Customs

The worst is trying to get into the U.S. from anywhere. When I was coming back into the U.S. from Mexico over spring break my friends and I got through customs and then 90 miles down the road we got stopped by a boarder patrol road block. The used a drug dog and told us they got a "hit" on something and then completely tore apart my Xterra looking for drugs and the iterogated us for about an hour. Finally they found my friend Sarah's birth control pills and decided that that is what was causing the dog to go crazy. We didn't have anything, but we did have some smuggled alcohol so and they were really hardcore and we thought that we were in deep shit.

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cross the lake and go through the rouses point border crossing. lower security, and it's like a half hour longer or some shit. i've got through there with 10 lbs and not been searched at all. but otherwise, if you want to be same double zip it and tape it to you boxers.

-Lauren
 
get me wrong here, but couldnt you put weed in a bag then into the gas tank attached to a string?

bhill

7 Fold Ski!
 
holy shit

if people actually thought this hard about stuff that really mattered (like "ways to avoid civil war") we could be so far along. honestly weed should be legalized to a certain point, that would make life SO MUCH easier. and then instead of trying to find ways to foil the Federales, we would be doing shit like curing cancer.

or skiing.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
Take a non-used condom, stash your chron in that, then double bag it for safe keeping, and place it in the rectum of a female dog. The drug dogs will be all confused, and sexually stimuated, and the border patrol aren't about to check a dog and shit.

It works, I did it, no lie.

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I wanna walk all over you.
 
Bringing weed into Canada is like bringing sand into the sahara.

"I was riding my bike home from that party wearing only a towel, I lost my pants. I was approaching a family with 2 small children when I started puking violently enough to throw me off my bike onto a pile of rocks. I was covered in blood and half naked and the family kept asking asking if i was okay. Everytime i opened my mouth to try and say yes i threw up more." -Jordan Crawford.
 
I went to Cananda about a month ago and brought with me about an 8th across the border. I had my girl keeping it in her purse without a baggy so if we would of gotten told to pull over all we would of had to do was eat the shit before anyone came up to the car.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
smoke an eighth blunt right before you get there, then laugh at them while they search your car, then when you get over the border, oper you air filter up, take the ounce out and roll another. seriously, i didnt find any heady nuggets in BC.i got some goodness but it didnt compare to NYC diesel or any of the crosses we've been getting.

 
just by it here like youre dollor is worth more it doent cost that mush ne ways you can find it anywhere and there is way less risk if you insist on "sneaking" weed into Canada take a suitcase break glass init till its full hide it in the glass no one will want to have to go looking in there if they do they'll have fucked hands

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Wake The Dead!

 
A briefcase full of glass is suspicious, and with a pair of leather gloves, searching it wouldn't hard. But try it though and tell us how things turn out.

 
ppl are so dumb, taping it under yer nuts its prolly the easiest way to get caught cus if they pull you over or anything they are gonna search you. id prolly just hide it in the car somewheres. i doubt canada has drug dogs at the boarder very much so you could just put it up behind the door panel or something. but seriously who has ever heard of anyone smuggling drugs into canada? boarder people dont give a shit about some kids with a few grams. and they prolly know there would be no reason to smuggle drugs from the us into canada, seeing so much is smuggled from canada into the us.

 
I actually think taping it to the BACK of your balls would work great, considering even if they strip search you its hidden, and your good .

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
Wear sweatpants that have strings you can tie, cut that hole a little bit bigger. Then rather tape your sack or compress it a ton to be able to fit in that hole. The best way is to just keep it on you, for example airports if you keep your shit on you in a good spot and dont wear anything metal on you at all then your all good!

'Tanners going to win for sure, hes wearing bib number 420!'
 
friend of mine smuggles weed from mexico put it in the battery compartment in ur car there should be enough room in that for weed if u have a lil box around ur battery...... thats how he gets like a pound a month in

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
 
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