Drug testing

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FapMasterFLEX

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well i rarley smoke weed ive only done it twice. id say 3 weeks ago i went skiing with some kids who were smoking a ton. so i just took a lil not that much at all. then i found out im going for a piss test tomorrow for my job. i figure ill be fine but im still a lil paranoid because this is a huuugge internship for me and i dont wanna screw it up over something stupid. i know alot of you have experience with this haha so what do you guyz think.
 
you are fine man dont even worry about it, i've taken many a drug test and passed after 2 weeks being clean and i had been smoking every day for a year
 
yeah man you should be fine. just incase you can drink some water like an hour before the test, and piss mid-stream.
 
a lot of it will depend on your body type, metabolism, etc. If you have a low body fat % your system should clear out faster than a fat assed typical overweight american. You can get stuff at GNC if you are really worried about it but you should be fine. Drink a lot of water between now and tomorrow...it should help flush your system.
 
yeah dont even worry about, for people who rarely smoke it usualy leaves your body in like a week. I smoke everyday and i just took a piss test yesterday for a job and passed, i didnt get the job tho cus i guess they know my friends who beer run'd the place mulitiple times
 
You'll pass. Just piss mid-stream (pee into the toilet when you start, then cup, then when you are almost done pee in toilet.) You should be fine.
 
you people are retarded, when you drink a bunch of water before a piss test it dilutes it. They can tell and the test doesn't work. if your really that stressed go to your nearest smoke shop and buy some fake piss and some handwarmers.
 
it doesnt leave your body in a week man. on average the THC stays in your fatty tissue for about 30, no matter how much your smoke.
 
not if you rarely smoke, when i was younger there was mutiple times were i got drug tested because i got put on probation. I wasnt smoking as much but still like every 2 weeks to a week, and i was fine and always pissed clean. Never smoked less than a week before the test tho and even if detox works...
 
Ill sell you this bad boy.

Just wear compression shorts or tight underwear and put pocket warmers between the first and second zip lock. With jeans Its passed a full on pat down before.

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pissing mid stream is beneficial because the begining is when all of the shit initially gets out and the mid stream is usually mostly just liquid waste not really mixed with partical waiste and the end is like the end of cleaning out the gutters the last little bit of gunk gets out
 
you may have been really light back then, or had low body fat. the 30 day thing is for an average size person, so like 170lbs
 
Ya I have two drug tests in like two weeks. Gay. I smoked like a week ago and then a week or two before that. I'm really not worried. I only weight like 145 and I have a fast as fuck metabolism. If you have a fast metabolism and you drink alot of water you will be fine.
 
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