DRUG TEST

run, work out drink A LOT of antioxidants like green tea (arizona it tastes so good)or those pom juice things, drink a lot of water, run some more, then for the test, take an empty eye dropper put bleach in it, and then drink a lot of fluid before the test and put like 3 drops of bleach into the cup along with your piss... but seriously run and drink a lot of antioxidants
 
Well, ill give it a shot, im no professional but from my research when i detoxed this was what i took from it. Cranberries are a natural diuretic,so more than anything they make you piss more. But they are also an antioxidant, which will help cleanse your urinary system, just urinary. This wont get all the thc stored in your fat. So you are still correct, but since OP has only smoked once in this last week, he does not have a build up, and it will clear his system fast with exercise and water.

When i had to detox i drank 3 cups of cranberry juice a day, one in the morning, one at lunch, and one at night, 2-3 fills of water in my nalgene and a daily vitamin with some niacin. Only took a week and half to clear out 6 months of smoking a few times a day.

Op if you can go to a Sauna as said above, sweating will clear the toxins from your body better than pissing, mix that with some swimming or running and youll be clean in no time.

 
the thc metabolites are stored in fat. diuretics make you piss more. they do not affect how fast your fat is metabolized. diuretics dont do anything.

antioxidants slow down the oxidation of cells, wtf does that have to do with cleansing anything?

you are a real lean, active kid right? you got clean quickly because you had very little fat to begin with so hardly any THC was actually being stored.
 
You are correct, i am, and i stand corrected on that part of my post. But hey, it still makes you piss more so call Bear Grylls.
 
start drinking cranberry juice.. and not the cocktail juice. has to have no sugar added. should be able to find it in the health food stores. You can also find pills either online or in a health food store the ones I used were stat flush. I think I don't need to say this but, stop smoking right now.
 
Fuck listen guys, if the test is one week there is barely a chance at all that THC won't show up in the drug test, and I'm not being pessimistic, I'm being realistic.
 
It is so simple. Ask your friend to pee in a small container for you. Bring it in your pocket or somewhere then pour it where you was supposed to pee. Simple as that.
 
you can either dilute your piss (internally by drinking a lot of water/cranberry juice/ whatever, it all does the same thing), or externally by adding water to your piss after the fact. If you do internal dilution you will need to check your piss untill it is clear, then take B vitamins or something of that sort to give your piss some color. This will not flush your system out.

You could also spend $20-$30 on a detox kit or drink, but in this case it may be a waste.

I would get a friend to pee for me, keep it in a small bottle such as a visene bottle (should be easily accessible since you smoke weed) and tape it to your leg before the test to warm it up if you think your dad is going to buy a test that is advanced enough to have a temperature check.

Hope this helps
 
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im in almost the same situation as op and i have some niacin and ive done it before but the whole turning red and becoming violently itchy and sweaty thing fucking sucks. if im going to go the niacin route i gotta know if its a legit way to cheat a drug test
 
I'm going to give you all my information about how to pass a drug test that I have collected over a while. Best working shit I have used so far:

"Stop smoking now! NOW!

do mild exercise for up to 3 days prior to the test, at which point become very sedentary. The exercise will help eliminate cannabis metabolites from your fat cells. Becoming sedentary for a few days before will ensure that the metabolites are locked into the fat cells and having 3 days of non activity ensures that you will excrete metabolites put into your blood stream when you exercised.

3-4 days prior to test begin to load up on creatine filled foods such as red meat. If you are a vegetarian, purchase creatine supplements. Loading up on creatine will raise your urine's specific gravity & creatinine levels, which will help hide the fact that you are adulterating the sample.

Take a large dose of aspirin (around 1300mg or 4 regular Bayer aspirins) no more than 4 hours before the test. The aspirin will thin your blood thereby effecting how much metabolite is filtered into your urine by your kidneys. On the day of the test, preferably after taking the aspirin, begin to load up on water. A good rule of thumb is 32oz/hour. You will be voiding alot, but the constant urination will filter out the metabolites built up during sleep, and eventually your urine will be pretty much pure water, if your voiding clear urine this is a good sign, and will be taken care of in the next step. A word of caution, if you begin to feel sick from the water cut back on your intake.

One hour prior to test take a large dose of B complex vitamins IMPORTANT: READ THE LABEL AND MAKE SURE THERE IS B2 (also known as RIBOFLAVIN) IN THE VITAMIN! A good brand to use is Solgar b-complex 50. Take 2 of these to ensure a good amount of B vitamin is in your system. B vitamins act to color your urine yellow, B2 has the largest effect on this.

Go into the facility and take the test. When in the bathroom, make sure to urinate into the toilet first, catch the mid part of the stream for your sample and then urinate the rest out. (the beginning of any stream of urine will be the dirtiest, but by this point with the aspirin and h2o you shouldn't have to worry about that as much as taking a test without proper preparation)

Relax and leave the facility, DO NOT TOKE UP AGAIN UNTIL YOU KNOW THE RESULTS OF THE TEST. Enjoy the job and when you're in the clear roll up a nice fatty for the Stoner turned nurse who helped you through this, unfortunately for me, its not just a job, its my nursing license on the line so smoking isn't an option. I hope this guide helps the trees community. "

"I’m a Dr. of pharmacy and I am going to put it to your straight. All the products they sell at GNC, Vitamin Shop and health food stores are absolute wastes of your money. If you are a small time user 1-2 times a month and have low body fat you should be clean within two weeks. If you are a chronic user could take up to six weeks to detox. The metabolites of THC are lipid soluble; they are stored in fat cells. The individual’s metabolism and exercise habits can make a difference in the excretion of metabolites. A skinny person who exercises a lot, and uses infrequently can test negative three days after using. A heavy person who doesn’t exercise a lot, is in a bit of a bind.

All of those herbal extracts mentioned are now tested for first, before testing for illegal drugs, and may be considered by some labs to be a positive immediately. Some labs will forward it for gas chromatography analysis and a mass spectrography assessment which will then find the metabolites you have tried to mask. Now I can tell you as a user and pharmacist who conducted experiments in a lab what does and doesn’t work. Those herbal masking agents do not work and will cause you more trouble than it’s worth, and will waste money as well. You must detox using water; large amounts of water must be ingested starting at least 36 hours before the test, up to 1 liter per 14.25kg (31.4 pounds) of body weight per 24 hours. You must also supplement with creatine mono-hydrate a bodybuilding supplement found in health food stores, at a rate of 1 teaspoon per 14.25 Kg of bodyweight. Just mix it with your water. A prescription diuretic called furosemide should also be added to this water creatine therapy as a dosage of one milligram per bodyweight per day administered in two doses, in the morning and the afternoon. When a specimen is examined by the lab they look for the diluteness of the sample, by checking creatine (a byproduct of muscle metabolism) levels. Supplementing with creatine causes a sample taken after heavy water consumption to look as if normal creatine levels are present. The diuretic which is very strong helps to flush the toxic and excess fluids from your body. It's like getting an oil change of sorts. THC metabolites may be present in your fat cells but you are essentially a faucet when you donate your specimen.

The day of your test you should avoid excess physical activity and drink the water and creatine mixture and use furosemide as stated above. You should also take Super B complex vitamins as well as vitamin C several times on the day of your test. This will provide color to the urine so that it does not appear dilute. When you donate, urinate for a short time then hit the cup about ½ way through urination . This is so anything in the urethra is expelled prior to donation. Cranberry extract may be added to the detox therapy above if you are concerned about kidney function while using creatine mono-hydrate.

I have been a regular smoker, 10-15 times per month, in average shape, and use the above program to pass a screening exactly seven days of no use. My colleagues have also used this method to test negative in screening. You may want to practice this several times, without furosemide. Follow the water and creatine method for 36-48 hours then get a clear glass and urinate in it as directed . Hold it up to the light and you should see the excess creatine mono-hydrate floating in the urine like a suspension. Take your vitamins and repeat this process again. If you get a call from the testing agency inquiring about the creatine in your urine simply tell them that you lift weights and jog and do use performance supplements. Good Luck, this process has worked for many health care professionals who like to puff. That s why my colleagues and I set out to decipher a way to pee clean.

Good Luck."

CLIFFNOTES:

DRINK LOTS OF WATER TO DILUTE. TAKE B VITAMINS TO TURN YOUR URINE YELLOW. TAKE CREATINE TO REPLACE THE PROTEIN THAT YOU ARE FLUSHING OUT

 
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Christian Harris you've done it again
 
cranberry juice and saunas ! sauna and drink lots of water. Get drunk before the test lots of beer they might only see the alcohol ?
 
just building off the cat-nip idea. U can always say (if you fail) that you had eaten catnip as a dare the night before and deny that you ever burned
 
I just took a drug test for a job, and had no idea I had to take it until the day I was hired. I smoked 4 days prior also, but hadnt smoked in at least a month before. I passed the test somehow, but i did drink a lot of coffee before (i do every morning) so my piss was dark yellow, it probably had no effect on the test though.
 
Do NOT OD on creatinine. They might think your livers are failing which means they'll just test you more.
 
Serious response here, OP. I have done a bunch of research on this for a test I had to take for a job interview a while ago.

A week is really pushing it but it's a really good thing that you have been clean, for the most part, for a considerable amount of time prior to this weekend. The first thing you need to do is work out slightly more than usual, anymore will not do any extra help. THC is stored in fat cells and the more fat you burn within the next week will slightly lower the content in your urine. This alone with not pass you though, you will also need to hydrate yourself as much as possible to dilute your body. I read that you need to drink about 7-8 bottles of water per day around 3-4 days before the test. A good indicator will be if your urine is clear or not, I would go off of that. When the test does come around, you need to stop drinking that amount of water about 12 hours before you know you're going in and instead, drink about a bottle or two just so you have something in the tank. You want to stop drinking this amount of water before because it's very suspicious if your urine is TOO diluted. And finally, when you are actually taking the test, you have to make sure you catch the middle of your stream because the first part of your sample will be the most contaminated.

If you wanted to try some of the online products that flush out your system be my guest. An urban myth is drink a lot of cranberry juice, at this point what is it going to hurt.

Hope this helps and I've been in your shoes.
 
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