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hi there, I just learned today that i have a drug test in the next week and i NEED to pass, if i don't then my dad could lose his job and i would NEVER be able to leave my house again. Ive smoked 2 grams over the weekend and almost nothing for a few weeks before that, how can i cleanse my system in one week in time for the test? I am in pretty good shape, and eat moderately well. There is probably already a thread on this, but i really need help, so please only give me useful tips that will help. Bullshit is not welcome.

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cranberry juice. lots of it

also buy niacin at rite aid. take that shit and it cleans out your system. one of my friends did it and you turn all red and shit and sweat like crazy but it works
 
i smoked a week before a drug test and passed. I dont do any exercising outside of a game of hockey or 2 every week and skiing, and im probably slightly overweight. I didn't do anything to clean out my system but somehow i passed. Just giving you some hope, but still do whatever is recommended to help get it outta your system.
 
Cranberry Juice definitely and also if you can withstand the taste try vinegar and water. Just carry a gallon of it around and drink throughout the day
 
whatever you do, dont pee in the cup until you are in the middle of your piss. the beginning and end have most of the THC
 
chill in a sauna and sweat a lot. sweating helps release toxins and such. also drink cranberry juice or water. dont eat cat nip (dont know if ur weird and like cat nip) but it contains small amounts of thc. very small. dont smoke it.
 
cranberry juice doesnt do anything to help. niacin may or may not, the theory behind it makes sense, but idk how much its applicable to the real world. vinager doesnt do anything. drinking more than a normal amount of water during thhe week doesnt help.

cut your calories and workout a lot over this next week. 24 hours before the test, start eating like a fucking horse and being super lazy, so that you are ONLY burning your food for calories and none of your stored fat.

you should be fine by then.

this next part is risky, so only do it if you still think you are completely fucked-

drink a bunch of water before the test, and take a multi vitamin that contains b-vitamins(will turn your piss yellow). the whole week prior you need to be loading creatine as that is one of the compounds they look for to make sure the urine isnt diluted.
 
Turns out my dad is just a complete ass hole wants to give me a drug test because i got caught with weed like 3 months ago and hes making sure I'm clean. It has nothing to do with his job. Hes a dick.
 
Drink tons of water and excersise lots and youll get a false negative. My bro got tons of court ordered drug tests and that worked out for him
 
creatine.

you can pick up some pills in the health and body section at walmart or something but it helped my friend pass his test as well, you have to drink lots of water but it works
 
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Oh snap, i didnt see you when my dad came in my room this morning and told me my whole family needs to take a drug test for his job. Shit man, maybe i dremt that shit and it wasnt even real! you must know EVERYTHING. practically jesus god damn christ!
 
Yea it shall be an unhappy 420 but the drug & alcohol test is for a high-paying job. First paycheck I am buying a nice new glass piece.
 
Drink straight vinegar with some baking soda and you'll have really bad diahrea but bit will clean you out
 
get your friend who is clean to pee in bottle of some sort. then wear compression shorts and put the bottle of piss in your gooch. it will hide it as well as keep it the right temperature. dump the friends clean pee in the cup..boom, you pass. my school randomly drug tests us and me and all my friends do with with a five hour energy bottle..and we've all passed everytime including myself. problem is if someone is watching you pee for your test (some tests require someone to watch), then youre screwed.
 
Go to a smoke shop near your house and buy a detox kit. usually take like 3 days to clean your system. there only like 30 dollars

 
how does it work?

oh, you dont know?

Oh, they actually have zero studies to back up their claims?

but it makes you piss yellowish green so its removing THC, you say?

Its helped one of your friends pass a drug test? awesome, im sure there werent any other contributing factors to him passing.

What was i thinking, It must work. forgive me for questioning the product.

 
Seriously. People suggest that junk every time a thread comes up. I wish I was the guy who came up with the idea to write "pass a drug test" "100%" or "detox" on a bottle hahah
 
what does cranberry juice do to inhibit the release of cannaboid metabolites into your urine? why do people think it works?

Dont: exercise the day of your test

Do: gorge yourself on anything and everything the day of the test.

 
I've passed every time with it. Why not use it? It's still a liquid that helps cleanse you. Doesnt hurt to try a possible detox.
 
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