Drug Test... and temptation...

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ChefBoyardee

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So heres the deal, I'm gonna be tested for my summer job on like the 9th of may but my roommate is buying a new bong and and eighth to celebrate his purchase... I cannot fail the test or I'm fucked (the job makes almost $11 an hour) but I haven't ripped in a while and wanna go out in a blaze of glory.. Will I be clean by the test?
 
well if you drink a lot of water you can get bud out of your system in 2 weeks so i think you should be good considering thats a bit over a month away
 
synthetic urine, just to be sure, you can buy it at your local headshop and you use a skiing handwarmer to keep it warm, sounds weird but it works every time unless its for probation and they are watching you piss
 
well if you dont smoke everyday and you havent smoked in long time then the thc will only stay in your system about a week. but if you dont want to risk it. dont smoke. just buy a fat sack after your test,
 
if your test is on the 9th of may and your friend is picking up the new bong soon then you should be gravy!
 


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Although I do not agree with or recommend this statement I will say that you will be completely fine smoking even up to a few weeks before. My buddy in the Marines waited till like a week before.
 
I say smoke. i mean i have kinda a bias response... being that i am his room mate... but still i dont want to waste the glory of crissing the binger with out my room mate.... it wouldent be as fun... plus if worse comes to worse.. we have a head shop that sells good detox kits for relativly cheep... but i still think hes gonna be fine... he has plentyy of time.
 
no dude ur the idiot if u want the job u need to put ur priorities in line... after u get the job u can blaze all u want so whats more important having fun with your friends for 2 weeks and then failing ur job or getting a job and being able to fund ur shennanigans with your friends....
 
dude, hell yah you will be clean...drink some water and 2 to 3 days of a nice workout and you will have sweat/pissed it out..takes less than three weeks, i cleared myself in 2.
 
my friend smoked very heavily for like a year, then stopped for 3 weeks until his test and he was clean with a lot of working out (sweating), water drinking and cranberry juice.
so if you think you can clean yourself than go for it.
if not i say wait
 
Depends on the situation.

But anyway, you'll be fine. Its 5 weeks away, and they sort of drug test you get given when applying for a job is a pretty weak one, so you only really need a few weeks.
 
just go buy some Niacin and pop a few the day after you smoke and the night before your drug test. i've never failed with it, unless your follicles are getting tested
 
Hahaha most of these people are clueless.... you have 5 weeks. I smoked like 2 times a day for about 2 years then had to stop for some drug tests and was completely clean after 21 days. You are scared about a drug test that is about 35 days away and you are smoking 1 time.
Assuming you are clean right now (just by the way you are asking this question), You will be clean again like 3 days tops after you smoke. You have nothing to worry about....
 
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