DRUG BUST

*ELLA*

*ELLA*

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okay i know this isnt very exciting but i live in Vermont so for me this was the funniest shit i've ever heard, but there was a mad drug bust down the road from me and they shot one of the drug dealers, and they like dove through his windows and shit and had tear gas, it was awesome... best thing thats happenned in a long ass time, i don tknow if the guy is dead or not but he defaintely got shot because he had a gone, they had like some of the military people here for this, it was soo goood

~Ella

GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT

*if you are going to fuck up, fuck up big*
 
my house got raided once. it sucked balls. full on swat team and shit.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
the funny thing about my place was that my connect was sleeping on my couch when it happend and they had no idea who he was they totally thought i was the king pin and the brains behind the operation. i told the cops sorry guys the parties over you showed up about a day late. meanwhile i sat in my front yard in only handcuffs and underwear while they searched my house and found nothing but a couple herb pipes and some papers. nobody got arrested or in trouble for anything really, they left pissed off. although i did get evicted from my house.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
Some guy at my school saw some weed in the locker next to his when the guy opened it, took it, ran up to the secretary and told the principal. Two days later she came to school with his arm broken and the next week he had changed schools.

Not a very interesting story. On a related note, 10 years ago at my school testicle battles were all the fad. The object of the game was to squeeze another guy's manhood in your hands until one guy screamed BAIL! However, one guy died so people were'nt allowed to grab each other's scrotums anymore. (True story)

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now thats funny shit, i didnt know you could die from having your nuts grabbed!

~Ella

i put a dead mouse in the microwave, and it turned into a princess with emphysema.

-Petek

GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT!!!!

fucked knees for life

*if you are going to fuck up, fuck up big*
 
I remember the first time I got in trouble for drugs. I was in the 7th grade and me and a few guy friends went to go smoke in some woods across from our school and some bitch callked the cops on us. The cops showed up and I got so startled I jump off of the ledge next to me and tummbled a few hundred feet to the bottom of this huge hill to a river. I couldn't have gotten away, I laid in the woods for a while but realized.... I couldn't be late for when my mom was picking me up and went back up to the police questioning everyone. Everyone got in trouble except me, the guys all covered for me. and luckily I was sitting wth my back to where the cops had been in the bushes watching us so they never saw me actually smoke.

GOOD TIMES

-Lauren

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!
 
I forgot the best part! We were in the woods being questioned, they brought in the county police and dogs and shit, and I am freaking out. My boyfriend leans over and whispers into my ear 'I could really use some head right now...' mind you I was like 13 years old.

-Lauren

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!
 
haha, sick

martock-any chance you buddy goes to cvuhs? weve had dogs like 3 times this year, its hilarious

 
the pos busted a huge ring from canada to utah with 170+ people involved, now my towns dry, i fuckin hate the police

Fuck You
 
thers this lil path way were hella ppl smoke weed and crack and shit, and this one guy was being chased pretty much in my front yard and all this white powder was flying outta his pockets, and the cop car ran him over in the street in front of my house and then like 10 police cars were there and he got tackled and shit...it was cool

what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day...we're crashing all over the place, crashing all over the place...

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wow, all your story are funny and shit, i have never done drugs and never got busted for doing anything, but in middle school and high school, people got busted, and at another school, my friend told me that some kind brought a pound of 'angel dust', it was actually flour, and he sold to people, well one kid told the princple, and got arrested, well it turns out that the cops tested it or something and he got suppensed for 2 weeks, had give give the money back, and pay like a $500 fine for fake drug impersonation or something...

eat.breathe.sleep.ski

 
my school usually gets raided about 5 times a year and they bring in all the dogs,the stoners are sweatin bullets b/c theyre the stupid ones that bring shit to school,they patted me down and shit,one girl just got back from rehab and they found all her shit in her couchie,pipe and a small bag all in the underwear...this was last years event,this years so far havent been so good

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Thats crazy...they have never done raids or shit at my school. I guess they realize that half of the school would be suspended so they dont wanna ruin the school's reputation.

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we never know when drug checks go down at our school. they do it while were in class.

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^usually the same everywhere,i got ripped out of global last yr and i was up against a wall,the guy with the rubber glove was suprisingly gental

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
hmmm they just search your 'junk' for stuff. awkward. i would try to fart. ha ha .

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Picture a pasture open to all. It is expected that each herdsman willl try to keep as many cattle on the pasture. when a herder adds a cow to the pasture, he reaps the benefits of a larger herd. Meanwhile the cost of the animal - damage done to the pasture - is divided among all the herdsmen....... the herdsmen are getting nervous. putting more cattle on the pasture isnt helping anyone. (mental commons)

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our school has two gangs the e-unit and the blade boys (keep in mind most kids at my school are white except for the kids who came from sudan and one other family) also they are freshmen gangs which just shows the sheer stupidity of them... but my cuban principal is bringing in like cops and shit to bust them up because one of the 'bladeboys' stabbed a kid with a pocket knife..... i know..... stupid

~Ella

i put a dead mouse in the microwave, and it turned into a princess with emphysema.

-Petek

GIRLS OF NS REPRESENT!!!!

fucked knees for life

*if you are going to fuck up, fuck up big*
 
I guess this is the 'tell your drug story thread.'

So anyways in Grade 7 we used to play hockey with our locker locks (don't ask why) and mine somehow jammed permanently. I come in the next day with a brand new lock (looked exactly like my old one) and locked my locker with it. That afternoon the vice-principal walks up to me and says ''did you change your lock?'' I said ''yes, what's the problem?'' she says ''You're supposed to record your combination with the office.''

Either it was sheer luck that she tried opening my locker the next day, or she checked my locker daily. Either way, she was singling me out, as most people put down incorrect combinations at the beginning of the year (and they were never hasseled)

She would also call me out of class after lunch on a regular basis, and then send me back in without saying anything other than ''good''.

I was fucking 12 years-old!

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haha, my friend's school has a drugbust every month. Then again, half the peopel where he lvies are growers

 
my old high school does this lockdown bullshit where they say it's a drill incase of some sort of terrorist attack but one time i did see cop dogs at the school just before they did the drill.

mind you i live in canada and we've never had any type of terrorist attacks

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2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

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7.DRINK to excess

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Yah they let the dogs around about 4-6 times a year here.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
I got a full cavity search coming home from B.C. the only thing they found was poochine(sp)

at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls
 
i got caught doing coke in the bathroom of a strip club once. and fuck when the cops come to your school with dogs and sniff for drugs i wouldnt consider that a drug bust, thats just piddly shit cuz those kids are just getting caught with little shit. i want to hear about full on raids on your fuckin houses where they get a fuckin search warrant and bust your door down and full on swat team shows up and shit, and they ransack your house and cuff you up and everyone else that is there, then leave you sitting out in your front lawm in the middle of december in nothing but cuffs and your underwear while they go through all of your shit. now thats a drug bust.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
A guy who used to hook me up a couple months ago got his house raided hardcore. He was always super sketched out and shit and one day he was in the shower and heard his door get kicked down. He has two huge ass fuckin dogs and they went crazy and then he heard gun shots. He lives on a bad street and thought he was getting robbed or some shit so he was flipping out. But then cops busted down his door and put him in cuffs in his boxers and when they took him outside he saw his dogs and the cops killed both of them. They searched his house hardcore and missed small shit here and there but he had got all the shit out of his house except for $60,000 in cash. So I dont know how he will get out of that but he had a bunch of charged against him. It sucks he got dank headies a lot it sucks

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the cops showed up two days late at my house. otherwise i would have been fucked. they didnt find shit at my house except for like 6 pipes and some knives for knife hits. adn my old roomates safe that had a qp of weed in it and about 400 hits of acid, luckily for me he had his car title in there also to incriminate him otherwise i was going to go down for his shit cuz he moved out like two days before adn hadnt taken that shit with him yet. i had already gotten all my shit out besides a half pound hidden under the house that they failed to find.

“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
 
we have a resource officer in the school, he knows who smokes and who doesnt, but he doesnt really care he just gives us advice and sticks up for you. Only semi-cool cop ive ever met

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
we have a resource officer, he's a douche bag and gets dropped off in the morning by other cops. then we have this dude steve who's a police explorer and supposedly tells the cops things. then there's 5 security guards. Perry's the best, he's big and black and was recruited by the falcons but hurt himself.

-chris
 
i forgot, we have 2 hall monitors who are a pain in my ass and are the biggest narcs in the world.

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
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