DRIVING PERMIT

Girays_Brother

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everyone im going to be taking my permit test tomorrow.. and i have no idea what to focus on.. can anyone tell me what kinda questions there are on this test and what to know..

thanks

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Dynastar

UP-IN-Arms
 
know that when you are getting on a highway from an offramp, its best to speed up to the speed of traffic, then merge in. you'll do fine. the permit test in new york is basically given to people to make sure they 'speaka the english'.

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
ya you will do fine, just pick the anwser that is the most cautious, my friend failed it but that was because he put down answers that were not cautious enough( except for fire hydrant and stop sign parking)

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
got my practical test tommorow (england) ... failed first time- shittin myself about it but more confidant this time. just made silly mistakes.

how old do you have to be to drive in the us? its 17 here..

'and people wonder why i listen to emo..fuckin girls'- five0
 
dude, type in (yourstate) permit test on yahoo, and u should find this site that has like every question that they could ask. check it out

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
 
i could of had my permit last year there is no point until you are able to get a license i just ride my bike around town

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i met larry david , AND I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
i'm glad in NH we don;t need to get a permit, the drivers test is so dmn easy though, i don't understand how anyone could fail

Jeff

Poniverus
 
just read the entire DMV book, seriously. Be sure to read each question carefully cuz here they had a couple stupid trick questions

 
the permit test is easy. go to your state's government site and take the practice tests under the driving section. and don't read the book for your permit.

-chris
 
be prepared for motorcycle questions, i swear, in VT, at least half the freakin questions are on motorcycles

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-Joei

[free us from this]
 
drive over little kids, i hope you fail.

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
 
hmm the tests are probably different everywhere, study the blood alcohol contents and speed limits in residential

-jman-

high north session 2

 
my parents made me drive them around everywhere when i had my permit. they made drive like 100 hours or something... race trips helped though.

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permits easy, no driving for it in CT. where i went you could pick a test A through E, if you have that option choose E. It stands for easy and has all the easy questions, an employee told me at the DMV.

MILK
 
im from vt, and i was lucky enough not to get motorcycle questions. my friends always did though. those tpouch computers at the burlington DMV r sweet

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
 
yeah, my srivers instructor was like telling me about how he use to do LSD, and one time he blacked out and woke up two weeks later in a different town and different state.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
i failed 8 times

in row

ant then for my dirvers i got 100 on the written and 97 on the driving

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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis

 
It's all common sense. Sample question:

If there is an accident what is the best way to stop bleeding?

A. Apply pressure

B. Scrape wound on cement

C. Rub dirt in wound

D. Sit in car

I was nervous about my road test, but that turned out to be a joke. The permit test is just plain stupid, if you can't pass it you're dumb. Atleast in michigan...

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SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
That question was on a segment 2 test with the same answers, but its basically the same stuff. Another was like 'what do you do when your brakes fail' and one of the answers was 'roll down window, turn ignition off, run into poll'

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SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
Teenage girl drivers are the worst drivers ever. They always feel the need to go 200 MPH

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
/\ ur in luck mine doesnt push past 80 on flat.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
haha.

Farp for Life.

'Id like to please ask our contestants to refrain from using ethnic slurrs, ok so on with the show, here we have Mr. Connery wi...'

'You think your so smart Alex Trebek with your Greasy hair and your Dego mustache.'

'what did i just say about ethnic slurrs!?'

 
we have it easy in NH, 20 hours with parents, a eye test, written with 20 multi choice on it, and in Concord, the guy made me drive for 9 min. and back-in park.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
and thats for the driving license, have to be 16.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
I didn't the NV test was THAT hard. I passed it my first time, only missed 2. Its pretty easy if you just skim over the DMV book they give you

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-Ryan
 
Ur taking it tommorow and u dont know whats on it? That is being prepared my friend. just get the book that has all that shit in it and read it twice.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4
 
use the 'worst punishment, highest number' method. whenever there are questions that involve punishments and/or number, pick the one with the worst punishment/highest number. Works for every one EXCEPT licence renewal.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun
 
in colorado, it's fuckin easy. I didnt even read the little booklet, and I only missed one. Just use common sense, and you've got nuthin to worry about. God I hate people with no common sense.

 
road test nexxt tues, YA NIG

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mario doesn't need that shit, he can stomp his own game with out no mother fucking dinosaur horse. bich.

-alpentalik
 
one of the questions on my permit test was

'if you have unpaid child support will the DMV renew your licence?'

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
i fialed my driving test today. it was bad. i cut off one guy.. twice, on teh same road.. cause the white motherfucker didnt signel so accidentally cut him off, and he slammed his brakes and skidded, then the tester told me i failed, so i roller down my window and yelled at the guy, and then cut him off agian and he yelled at me. queer, now i have to wait another 20 days.



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Fuck the police.

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^^^^ hahahhaa... well i just took it today and it is a joke... i got 1 question wrong and it was so damn easy.. fuck i dont know what i was worring about.. well time to worry about the driving test now

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Dynastar

UP-IN-Arms
 
I failed the VT permit test 3 times, and the obese bitter jewish man at the Burlington DMV is a fucking demon. Luckily only 3 times though because, if you fail 4 times you have to wait another year to take the test.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

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Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
world record, back in 1984, was this woman who failed the driving test 39 times, passed it her 40th.

'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
 
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