Drinking through your ass

jayamait

jayamait

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Ok, so my friend wants to drink a shot of whatever through his ass down a funnel (supposedly called the Irish funnel). Apparently it absorbs more alcohol this way. So what im asking is, what bad can come of it? and does anyone know more about the subject?
 
I read that and cracked up, there's no way that works. Even if it did work wouldn't you rather just drink 2 shots through your mouth than 1 shot up your fucking ass. What good can come of it if it works? he gets drunk by drinking slightly less?
 
yeah but since we figured it gets you more drunk, we want to test it. the test patient is BrownEyedSteeze.
 
well i guess it would make sence.....except you know...you can't absorb alcohol through your ass... Last time i checked it was an exit point for the stuff your body didn't use. Im pretty sure you can't ingest anything that way.
 
It was funny as hell on Jackass 2, however, I doubt it will get you drunker, or drunk faster. If anything it'll feel fucking wierd, possible hurt, and fuck you over.
 
ahha soo yea.. its cause i read that the last section of your colon is super absorbent, to salvage and water and nutrients bfore they are exceted.. so then i decidid my buddy a brown (brown eyed steeze) is going to try it.. and we are going to buy him a 24 if he does
 
come on man you know itll be awesome. you'll get free 24 and you get to say youve drank a shot through your ass. and what if it's Jack Daniels?
 
dude... common.. well make sure its a skinny funnel.. you probably shit wider shits than the funnel will be.... besides.. it aint as degrading as pissing on a chick
 
dude : ( you said that about friday night... you mean that wasnt the best night of your life.. you asshole, i knew you just wanted action * tear*
 
ok first of all...

im wondering why the fuck you guys are wanting to put a funnel up this guys ass?

do u wanna see him stand on his head with his wang sticking out and shove someting up his rectum??!?

you guys are fucked.

soooorrry if im a bad friend for not wanting to see my buddys wang or anything of the sort... but u guys wanna push a device of SOMESORT up his bumhole...

WIERD if u ask me
 
yea, then how are you gona put the funnel in his ass without touching him??

do u really expect for him to do it?>>go ahead, tie him down and rape his ass with a funnel,,.. or better yet while ur pouring the shot in his ass.. jerk him off,. then iit will get his heart pumping more and the blood flowing around his body faster, and maybe it will get him drunk even faster.
 
ahaha buddy calm down. jay i told you you shoulda post this in lm cause more than 80 percent of the pople who frequent nsg are massive homophobes..

and to answer your question.. i dont give a shit, ive seen his dick before.. OMG ive seen a dick, i must be gay... get a life dude, i personally dont want to push a funnel into his ass.. if it comes to it.. ill push the top of it , but im sure he can do it himself.. im sorry if your so self consciese about you dick that you cant see a nother guy's ass.. it must suck to have a cock that small : (

you cant seriously tell me that you wouldnt find it slightly funny if a friend of yours did that.. and if you dont think it is.. then im sorry about that too.. lighten up this is NSG not some redneck gay hate forum.
 
dude if you dont wnat to that is cool.. i think it would be pretty funny, but i also wouldnt do it so i respect you on that
 
dude if you dont wnat to that is cool.. i think it would be pretty funny, but i also wouldnt do it so i respect you on that
 
nope sorry dude, im not a homophobe, and not it doesent make you gay to see someones dick, but honestly he doesent wanna fuckin do it, and u guys seem to think its so funny to be trying to force it on him,.. hes clearly not gonna shove a funnel up his ass so what i was getting at is, your either gona have to do it for him,.. or it doesent sound like its gona be happening

goodluck raping ur buddy. oh.. and if i had a friend who did it for some reason or another, yea i would prolly find it funny. but im sure my friends arnt idiots who wanna pour a shot in there ass rather then drink it..

sounds like your buddy isnt an idiot who wants to pour a shot up his ass either..

why dont you try it??

that would be funny.

if u wanna see if it works so well.. why r u telling him to try it? why not just man up and do it urself?
 
first off im not "forcing it upon him" because i just said i respect his not wanting to do it.

second we asked him because i dont do stupid shit like that.. he is more known to.... hmm logical

if i was really that curious i would try it. but im not.

seriously man.. ease up.. its the season to be giving.. not hating

 
are you kidding me

i wasnt ever gonna do this

i said i would so you idiots would leave me alone cause i had to get to my bus

and ive never done THIS kinda shit
 
yea its cool dude, i was writeing that message while u were writeing ur like.. 2 or 3 or wutever it was

its all cool

i really dont care

and yes that would be fuckin funny,

prety wierd but funny

YIPPEEEE FOR SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
haha ure ass can actually absord food if the beer or whatever makes it all the way to your instestines....Im not sure if this is possible tho

 
if you take off your pants and have your friends stick anything in your ass, even if its a funnel for drinking(if you could call it that), then you are a fag. It might as well be a dick...
 
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