Drinking beer or forum reading

[wzrdtrx]

should i go to the bar alone to watch hockey, or should i sit here and read forums and return with my shitty lame thoughts?!

tough choice, but it's gotta happen.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

go to the bar then try driving home drunk

 

[2L208]

dude what if he died taking your advice, food for thought dick bag

 

[wzrdtrx]

i only live like 7 minute walk from the bar, ten if i zig zag all the way home... food for thought, walking is the tits.

 

[dreadyboy]

Bar, then read forum drunk

 

[Lansfield]

You have made tonight a really shitty night on NSG. thanks dick.

 

[soulskier]

definitely go to the bar

 

[wzrdtrx]

I'm new to this. Sorry bro. Go listen to some happy music and tonight will be better. I suggest Michael Franti & Spearhead. DO IT.

 

[2L208]

 

[Lansfield]

obvious alias.

 

[PopsicleStand]

inb4 delete

 

[Lansfield]

 

[2L208]

or he could be getting tips from a real newschooler

 

[janetSkis]

just loled so fucking hard

 

[wzrdtrx]

Going to the bars alone sucks. If my best friend wasn't in Utah, he'd go to the bar with me fo sho. Now I have to go buy beer for my broke ass friends with children. FUCK.

 

[2L208]

and when you to Have kids with autism or downs... don't say

 

[Lansfield]

what are you blabbering about boy?

 

[2L208]

who you calling boy

 

[Lansfield]

you

 

[naturday]

go to the bar and make it your mission to get a chick to go home with you...you have to set goals in life, no matter how low.

 

[Anathema]

beer is always the solution.

btw go nashville.

 

[2L208]

i don't blame you for hating you're just french canadian.

 

[1337]

why not zoidberg?

 

[thenightman]

why don't you just read forums, drink beer, and watch the hockey game at your place?

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

hey

shouldnt you be drinking and driving right now?

 

[2L208]

shouldn't you be getting fucked by your dad right now?

 

[Dunnah]

because fuck you, that's why

 

[wzrdtrx]

well, i'm drunk, and i'm home. and i don't have a chick. so fuck it. what the fuck are all the skier computer nerd fuckers doing right now?!

 

[myllhouse]

fapping furiously

 

[corona]

looking up nectrotic penises

 

[wzrdtrx]

sorry i ski too much. what is fapping?

 

[2L208]

fap fap fap fap, beating off

 

[Bodhisattva_]

"sorry i ski too much"

sig says "I snowboard"

 

[wzrdtrx]

i'm not a dumbass. just a trolololol. sorry. and yeah, i haven't skied since i was like 12 and every jump i hit i reverse pizza wedged and slammed everytime. fuck it. america. go west side.

 

[theabortionator]

get a fucking icon

Also nans on you being old enough to drink a beer

 

[wzrdtrx]

i'm too lazy to get an icon. i'm 21 fyi. if you were wondering. barely old enough to drink a beer, legally, in the united states.

 

[.AR6rider.]

No, you're definitely a dumbass.

 

[wzrdtrx]

i wish i could agree with you...wanna play some chess or some shit?!

 

[.AR6rider.]

Playing chess doesn't make you any less of a dumbass, but since we're on the topic, I will destroy you.

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Lol you changed your sig because of my post.

Mission=success.

 

[wzrdtrx]

will you please define "dumbass" for me, cause we seem to be lost in this translation known as the internet...

 

[wzrdtrx]

i did, because i snowboard. someone had to call me out on it. go rome sds!

 

[gnarles.]

get drunk and explore the vast regions of ns

 

[.AR6rider.]

English

Etymology

dumb[/i] +‎ ass[/i].

Pronunciation

IPA: /dʌmæs/

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Noun

dumbass[/b] (plural dumbasses)

(US, vulgar, slang) A person marked by stupidity or foolishness

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[Lansfield]

 

[Stickity]

drink beer, make friends, tell them about solid 7 and i pooped on girl threads

 

[Dr.Gonzo]

did you make it home safely? also you should have driven, it would have been funnier.

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Yay I snowboard too. Go Forum!

 

[Spic-N-SpaN]

Go Capita!

 

[AWALLRUS.]

get peepants drunk at your house, whilst watching hockey AND posting on ns!

in the morning you will have results.