Drifting in the snow

Shower_Boy

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My roommates and I terrorized a bunch of parking lots all over campus last night and I kept wondering if we would be bothered by 12, luckily we didn't. Has anyone had any encounters with the police while drifting parking lots? I feel like they could come up with some bullshit reason to write a ticket like reckless driving or something but idk cuz my figure 8s were so clean
 
Cops will definitely nail you for it, they dont have a sense of humor about those kind of things. Parking lot drifting is so fun though, just be very careful there are no concrete parking blocks because the snow can hide them.
 
I grew up in a small town in Oklahoma. Once a winter it would either snow or ice enough to shut the town down for a few days. My buddies and I would get out my younger siblings quads and cruise town. Cops cared if we were on full-size atvs but never gave a shit about us ripping around on the small ones.
 
just chop it up on a mirror and start with a matchstick sized line. Be sure you put some on your gums first to test it's quality. You'll know if its good or bad by a simple taste test. Then GO AHEAD AND START DRIFTING.
 
Shit its the best way to learn how to correct for slides on the road.

Every storm you would see a fuckload of dads in my highschool parking lot teaching the youngsters how to slide and correct, but they were obviously being educational.

We would also go there alone and do hoodrat shit. Nobody ever cared. Its an empty lot
 
My buddy got a DUI when he was 17 for drifting in an empty parking lot

it was such bullshit, he literally had one beer and blew a .02 but when you're under 21 anything above 0.00 is illegal - definitely still dumb on his part but the cop fucked up his life pretty bad for a while there

moral of the story you're prob good just don't do it with any booze in you, most cops won't care but the one that does will probably fuck you over
 
Yes, dickhead cops will absolutely protect and serve the shit outta you for playing in an empty snowy parkinglot. Copped a reckless driving ticket at 17 for doing just that. Same points as a DUI for spinning cookies in an empty parking lot. Fuck the po-lice.
 
Just want to reiterate the point about making sure the parking lot doesn’t have any blocks or potholes. My buddy broke a control arm a few weeks ago when we were drifting
 
Lol I was doing donuts in a Parking lot near mount snow hammered in like a foot of snow and a cop pulls in and asks what I’m doing. It was a fucking fire station and I was gone. He literally told me to fuck off and made me leave my car in the lot and drove me back to my room.

coolest cop ever

14245951:Biffbarf said:
Yes, dickhead cops will absolutely protect and serve the shit outta you for playing in an empty snowy parkinglot. Copped a reckless driving ticket at 17 for doing just that. Same points as a DUI for spinning cookies in an empty parking lot. Fuck the po-lice.
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I came around a parking ramp corner sideways in front of a campus security while a friend was filming. I just drove past and gave him a nod. He didn’t do anything.
 
Tell the cop you were tired from cooking meth fentanyl and bath salts back at your house and you went to a snowy parking lot to whip some shitties to blow off some steam.

he’ll let you go with just a warning.
 
Always gotta follow the rule of 5-10 mins MAX at a parking lot. Even if there’s nobody in aight bad things tend to happen when you start fucking around for 15mins or so. No matter what you gotta leave
 
14246648:ColoradoDogfart said:
Always gotta follow the rule of 5-10 mins MAX at a parking lot. Even if there’s nobody in aight bad things tend to happen when you start fucking around for 15mins or so. No matter what you gotta leave
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I can sorta agree, was drifting for 2 hours the other night before I finally slid into a median and called it a night. Burned a quarter tank of gas doing figure 8s
 
14246742:Shower_Boy said:
I can sorta agree, was drifting for 2 hours the other night before I finally slid into a median and called it a night. Burned a quarter tank of gas doing figure 8s
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Yeah what I mean is 5-10 mins at a single spot, then you go to another parking lot or side street and do the same thing. That way people don’t have enough time to call the cops and have them get out there. How’s your whip tho after that crash?
 
14246749:ColoradoDogfart said:
Yeah what I mean is 5-10 mins at a single spot, then you go to another parking lot or side street and do the same thing. That way people don’t have enough time to call the cops and have them get out there. How’s your whip tho after that crash?
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She's fine, I broke a little piece of plastic on the front grill but no structural damage. It was definitely a blessing could've been much worse
 
I have kind of a funny buy messed up story about this. Years ago around 2008 I was at CU and was stoned and tearing up a parking lot in Boulder in my Impreza. I think it was Target but I cant remember. Anyway, I was doing some tight doughnuts having a good time when suddenly I see this cop start to slow roll from the parking lot next to the one I was in.

I knew I was right fucked and started to panic then suddenly this plan all came together. There was this kid trying to push a bunch of carts back into the store and I think he was mentally or physically handicap because he was limping and having a really hard time. So anyway, I throw the car into the nearest parking spot and run over and just start pushing the carts back with this kid who was super stoked to get help. Just at that moment the cop slow rolled right behind me and I did everything I could to no make eye contact. Finally I looked over and he stopped for a second and just glared at me but would have looked like a total ass by getting out and chewing me out while I was doing some straight up public service.

Finally he rolled off down the street and the kid was all thankful when we got to the store but I was so shaken and baked I didnt really remember what I told him. At that point I kind of meandered around the lot and sat in my car for like 20 min to make sure the cop left and drove back to my apartment.

So remember kids, a helping hand always helps lol
 
14247810:SuspiciousFish said:
I have kind of a funny buy messed up story about this. Years ago around 2008 I was at CU and was stoned and tearing up a parking lot in Boulder in my Impreza. I think it was Target but I cant remember. Anyway, I was doing some tight doughnuts having a good time when suddenly I see this cop start to slow roll from the parking lot next to the one I was in.

I knew I was right fucked and started to panic then suddenly this plan all came together. There was this kid trying to push a bunch of carts back into the store and I think he was mentally or physically handicap because he was limping and having a really hard time. So anyway, I throw the car into the nearest parking spot and run over and just start pushing the carts back with this kid who was super stoked to get help. Just at that moment the cop slow rolled right behind me and I did everything I could to no make eye contact. Finally I looked over and he stopped for a second and just glared at me but would have looked like a total ass by getting out and chewing me out while I was doing some straight up public service.

Finally he rolled off down the street and the kid was all thankful when we got to the store but I was so shaken and baked I didnt really remember what I told him. At that point I kind of meandered around the lot and sat in my car for like 20 min to make sure the cop left and drove back to my apartment.

So remember kids, a helping hand always helps lol
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Genius.

This is the same reason I always turn on jazz or classical music when I get pulled over. Throw them off and make it seems as if I really am the nerd I look like.
 
14247975:Moosen said:
Genius.

This is the same reason I always turn on jazz or classical music when I get pulled over. Throw them off and make it seems as if I really am the nerd I look like.
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The music is a clutch move. Here is another trick. If you live in Utah ask any missionary you see for their Ward pamphlet. Get it and keep in on your dash to throw the cops off.

Or now that its 2021 just tell the cop you are driving to get a COVID test and dont want to open your window.
 
14247997:SuspiciousFish said:
The music is a clutch move. Here is another trick. If you live in Utah ask any missionary you see for their Ward pamphlet. Get it and keep in on your dash to throw the cops off.

Or now that its 2021 just tell the cop you are driving to get a COVID test and dont want to open your window.
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