Yeah it's cool you want to rip around on one because they're amazingly fun but jesus, you're such a fucking tool for trying to call it something different. IT'S A BIG WHEEL FOR ADULTS.
I mean, I guess it would probably be fun to try, but god damn does that look stupid. I won't even go into how fucking retarded it is to be riding a children's big wheel in traffic.
It's exactly like the scootering thing: when it comes down to it, no matter if it looks sick, you are still an old guy doing something made for little kids