dream pipe run plz?

mommy

mommy

Active member
okay, heres the deal, alright? ill give a brand new pair of pollard pros to whoever can make up the best orignal pipe run.

8 hits max, biggest spin = 1260.

 
drop in faster than anyone eevr, right into a fliffus

unnatural 9

reg cork 7

big ole switch straight air

switch rodeo 7

cork 1260 safety until 720, then true tail for the rest of the 1260

yeeeeaaaaahhh

 
cork 5 blunt

alley oop flat 7 critical

switch 9 opp safety

switch alley oop rodeo 7 japan

unnnaty alley oop flat 5 critical

alley oop cork 9 mute

cork 10 opp blunt

switch unnaty 5 nose

that would be an intense run

Jeff

Poniverus
 
Well, I'd take out my 210cm Elans (which of course i havent turned the tails up on) and then drop in left wall:

Unnatty alley-oop

Alley-oop flat 5 (critical)

Cork 5 (tail)

Air to fakie (safety)

Switch rodeo 7 (uncrossed tail)

Flair (mute)

900 (safety)

Stall out on the left wall just for show

I'm not sure it could be done, but if it could, this run would win any comp I would be judging.

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
alley oop flat 5 nose

cork 5 reverse true tail

unnatural flair true tail

dspin 9 reverse mute

alley oop 270 nose

cork 720 true tail

switch cork 7 safety

all hits 18+ feet out

that´d be sick...

-JW
 
alley oop nose 5

1080 blunt

switch 1080 phil grab

alley oop unnaty rodeo 5 stalefish

tweaked mute to fakie

switch bio japan 7

switch unnaty leading mute 5

alley oop unnaty cork toxic 7

 
starting on right wall

540 safety

allyoop 540 inside safety

unnaty 540 blunt

unnaty alloop 540 tip

straight air phil

switch 540 japan

switch tripple front flip stiffy, three feet out.

 
starting on right wall, boosting a cork 9 blunt, then ally-oop flair mute, then ally-oop flat-spin 5, 1080 saftey, switch flair saftey

skiing rules

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
alleyoop twister spread

kossack 5

straight air daffy

that would be enough

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES
 
spread eagles like 20' out the whole way down

'Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there.'

-Pep Fujas-
 
corked 1260

corked 1260

corked 1260

corked 1260

corked 1260

corked 1260

corked 1260

daffy, screamin, daffy, to late 1260

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Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
winner^^

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fly in and drop in switch, first hit switch 10

alley oop flatspin 5 critical

big tail flair

alley oop flatspin 9

uncrossed blunt air to fakie

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drop in switch on left wall,

grind the lip to 180 out (to switch)

unnatty switch cork 3 opposite true tail

alley oop unnatty cork 180 with t hall guerilla steez

front flip lui kang to switch

air out really high and do a kickflip to switch

and for the final hit do a blinkinton

i've been steezed out since cub scouts
 
just a hole bunch of random stuff all over 18 feet of air backs fronts some 12s jsut lots of stuff

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
drop in switch with a lot of speed then:

switch cork 5 nose

ally oop flatsipin (crichton style)

unnatural flatspin 3

switch back

screamin seamen air-to-fakie

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'...just stick your virgin musical penis into the musical vagina of the internet.' - joeengel
 
Yesterday at superpark i was busting moves like never before. first my buddy and i T Dizzle got toed up to the top of the as he says 'money booter' but it took us a while to get there because dizzle kept falling off because he was too scared. he eventually pooped in his pants and hiked up. So at the top of the jump all the pros were there. but they were all too scared to hit the jump. and they all pooped. so i went and did a cork 1620. then i went up to the rail jamming jib section. candide and t dizzle were both there and as usual t dizzle pooped in his pants and started to cry. so i wacked him on the head with line skis that i had burnt early in the woods nearby. the rail was about 55 ft away and candide clamied he could do a cork 810 disaster. so he tried one aand landed on his head. he left with t dizzle. so iwent up and did my favorite trick. a d spin 1530 on cork 810 off.and luckily for me johnny form pbp was there and gave me a part in his movie. then i went back up to the top of the mountain where the big mountain was going down. pep dawg and c.r hommee were there as well. we all got to the top of a 220 ft cliff. pep and hommee were too afraid so i pushed them off where they both pooped and made brown snow. but i jumped too only i did a triple 1620 ont o a 1000 ft 34 kink s rail where i did 34 switch ups to a misty 1530 off. then shredded to the money booter where the pros were still pooping. so i challenged mike nick who was cringing up and had a million pounds of poop behind to a jump session. he was scared and he said 'no i have to go meet tanner at the 5 fotter with the four-year-olds.' then i proceeded to the five footer to see what was going down. there were ten 4 year olds and mike and tanner. tanner had to go hide in a cave and mike nick was still to scared to hit the five footer. then after this i went urban jibbing where fans swarmed over me and the pros, well, they were pooping and pooping and pooping.

what
 
ok now heres a run thatll kick alllls ur ass's, drop in switch boost 1000000000000 ft high cork 1440 super duper slow blunt, by the time you land, uv already done with the whole pipe

skiing rules

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
cork 5 opp mute

flat 5 crit

cork 9 blunt

alley oop 5 oppmute

cork 10

switch rodeo 7

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
alley-oop 5

unnaty alley-oop 9

straight air true-nose

mctwist 9 critical

alley-oop unnaty flair blunt

d-spin 1080

handplant and/or full stall-360 out

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five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker.'
 
Whole pipe run would be switch

1st hit - switch 180 to smoooth ass mute to switch landing

2nd hit - switch takeoff to the smoothest 5 with a nose grab, yet again switch landing

3rd hit - switch cork 9 with a hearty grab, switch landing

4th hit - switch flatspin 9 with yet another incredibly sexy grab, switch landing

5th hit - switch 1260 with a true tail grab (blunt), switch landing, then the crowd goes nuts and everyones pants are soiled.

6th hit - switch alley-oop 180 (just see it happening in your head) with a styled out safety, eric pollard style, to switch landing of course

7th hit - switch alley-oop 5 with double stink bug to switch landing

8th and final hit - Skier throws his poles into the crowd before he hits the pipe wall and in mid-air unstraps his helmet and throws that in the crowd while he's still up there.

Then lands switch, stops and steps out of his skis and proceeds to throw those in the crowd as well. Then the pipe run gets noted in highschool history textbooks as the greatest ski halfpipe-run of all time.

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This pink banada rag has been hooked on the back of my pants for years, i love this thing, it just sits their, everyone knows its me because of my rag. You could probally call it mine good luck charm.:-)

-Whoever wrote this article on NS knows who he is and his wrists should be bleeding by now.
 
a grab

very slow stylie 180

540 grab very slow

cork 5

i dunno, nothing too big and fast though

Land Shark EEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEEE
 
drop in

720

switch 3 (extremely slow, and stylie)

cork 9

ally oop 1080

switch rodeo 7

hand plant mute grab

nose stall

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'uh-oh! weve drawn judge schnider.''is that bad''well i kinda ran over his dog''oh dear''well replace kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son'
 
im a mix between crichton and vanular...im their son they had me at eh vt open

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
cork 9 true tail

alley oop cork 5 true nose

flat 7 japan

switch cork 7 tail

flair true tail

cork 12

cork 10 true tail

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one daffy dropping into the pipe w/ a three foot drop. No spins. there gay.

I used to be insane.....but then something happened..owell
 
^^ your going to brake your leg little man, or im going to do it. Either way it wont be good.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.

'Those things look like they have been stuck in the vaginal cannel for 3 years'

- My ecnomics teacher
 
i think

drop in on the right wall hit the left wall and:

unatural 5 (mute)

cork 9 (phil grab)

jons unatural flare(tail)

strait air (blunt)

aleyoop

 
cork 5 blunt

alley oop flat 7 critical

switch 9 opp safety

switch alley oop rodeo 7 japan

unnnaty alley oop flat 5 critical

alley oop cork 9 mute

cork 10 opp blunt

switch unnaty 5 nose

RePiN 4 NZ WoRlD WiDe
 
drop in....bomb the whole pipe till the last 30meters, hit the right wall, and spin to deat corked to inverted to who knows what, and then once u feel yourself near the cround...land switch, and ride towards your screaming fans

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Parents: Oh...

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Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
 
huge slow ungrabbed 540

air to fakie blunt

fakie alley-oop flatspin 7 safety

straight air mute

alley-oop lui kang

d-spin 9 phil grab.

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
 
Corked 720 then go into a 900, to switch flair. bust out a rodeo 7, then go into an inverted 7 true tail, then end with a switch flat 5.

 
cork 3 nose

switch straight air blunt

switch rodeo 5 critical

butter 180 to 540 (not impossible at all)

flair, case on the very edge of the wall on purpose, then 180 in.

cool victory dance.

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Afterlame, fall 04
 
Starting on right wall:

Cork 5 mute ala belanger

alley oop screamin seamen japan

Instead of waiting till the end to do switch tricks, here you bust out a big 7 blunt to switch

On left wall, a big alley oop 5 safety or nose back to regular

Big flair tail grab

flat 5 japan

cork 9 op mute

tuck the end switch and spray the crowd

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
 
Everything misty7 said, except switch.

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A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

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Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
or start on the right wall and:

straight air (phil)

alyoop (nose)

cork 5 (blunt)

unatural flare (tail)

9 (mute)

alyoop flat 7 (critacal)

 
tuck the whole pipe, take one hit, throw a corked 12 45 feet above the deck, and landed 15 feet out of the pipe, maybe in the crowd

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...
 
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