Drawing on Kobe Bryant

[funkmasterFLEX]

if i go up to Kobe before a game, ask for an autograph, then randomly lunge at his face with a permanent marker, drawing a huge line across his face, then he plays and everyone questions why he has marker all over his face?

 

[eldridge]

kobe is a ninja, he would foresee you lunging and take the pen and draw a dick on your forehead.

 

[blatt]

do it dude. You could go down in history as the guy who drew on kobe's face.

 

[eldridge]

i imagine it would be similar to this
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[DIX~]

Ahahahahhaha this

 

[funkmasterFLEX]

ya but i wouldnt stop at the last millisecond like Barnes, id go in for the kill... well not kill

 

[eldridge]

and at that last millisecond kobes hand would fly up and grab the pen, reverse it on you, draw the penis on your forehead, and put the pen back in your hand all before you could even blink

 

[-Mugatu]

Im Ron Burgundy?

There is no question in that statement.

 

[Ski_the_east01]

damn he's got ice in his veins...i hate the lakers as much as anyone but you have to respect kobe as one of the games greatest and for being an absolute cold blooded killer on the court

 

[eldridge]

i loled

HARD

 

[eldridge]

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