Dr Suess rhymes

WIfreeskier

WIfreeskier

Active member
ok, everyone post your best Dr. Suess style rhyme that you can think of. 2 sentence limit though.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
you think you got class,come here and toss your sweet little ass

'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
 
I won't eat them in a ... I won't eat green eggs and ham!

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
The cow said mooo. the cow was blue.

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
i burn this bowl like a champ, as get ready to jump on the tramp.

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
i fucked that fox, in a box, i fucked her in the rain, and in a train. i will fuck her yes i will. i will fuck her against her will.

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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
green eggs and ham is gold

ya i just found out today that Dr Suess was banned from the school board, apparently it gives children the impression that all the characters are on drugs...wtf?!

*Look in my eyes...Im jaded now..Whatever that means...*
 
the one with the dudes with stars on there belly's that like buttered bread different ways

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-Only Through Chaos Will We Ever See Change

-Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman
 
A bitch box battle in a bitch battle box is a bitch box battle box... one that I would like to watch.

(From Fox in Sox - 'A tweedle beatle battle in a tweedle beatle bottle is a tweedle beatle bottle battle')

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
heh heh sam i am ..i am sam....i dont know how the hell i remmeber that stuff

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it

 
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