downplaying hickeys

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dilla_says_go

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when my girlfriend sees the hickey on my neck shes gunna go flipmode. how do i hide this thing until it (the hickey or my girlfriend) goes away?

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
even better i could say i cut myself shaving. good call bro.

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
haha this is awsome. yeah cut yourself shaving should work. and who gave you the hicky if not yourr gf? besides hickys are for 14year olds. in the big leagues if they wanna suck on something you aim them towards your shaft.

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be honest you pussy fuck, jesus, you know how you fuck up a good relationshiip, or anything for that matter, not telling the truth, because it just comes back and bites you in the ass, but go ahead, run away from it again, and again

die.
 
easy for you to say, u havent met my girlfriend

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
id just tell her dude...unless ur not wanting anything serious

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but if u actually like her then just tell her the truth...lying just hurts the relationship

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randle...a friend of mine got the suction cup trick done on him on april fools...his little bro put one right in between his eyes after he went to sleep and he had it there for soooo lond afterwards! he tried to hide it by wearing a hat backwards and low but it didnt work, suction cups rule!

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ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

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put a spoon in the freezer wait till its good and cold then apply it to the hickie, it should make all the blood retreat from the surface leaving u with normal skin color

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
is it just a hicky or did you get sex too cuz cheating on your gf isn't the smartest thing to do

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
does it really matter... cheatin is cheatin sex or no sex, u just cant do it.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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why dont you just not cheat on your gf? that makes the most sense really.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
haha fo real. and if you are dont get hickeys or any other marks on ur body... thats just plain STUPID!!!!

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
If you like your girlfriend and want to stay with her it's best to avoid her till its gone....cuz if she finds it she'll raise hell(even though she was prob sucking some guy's cock while you were getting a little hickey) ......but seriously if your ever getting involved in some heavy petting and you realize the girl is giving you a hickey-you fuckin bitch-slap the ho right there..........hickeys are usless they do nothing for you except get you busted .

 
ok first, i know you dont really like your g/f or care too much about her. i know this because u cheated on her. you should definately just tell her. at least leave her, its not fair for your girlfriend to lead her on, when you are goin to be off messing around with other girls

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
yeah really can i get ur gf number and give her a call for you and reveal you have been cheating, u need to get on Cheaters so all of america can see how dumb you are.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
???, shut up

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hahaha 'accident!!!' . the hickey is gone and my girlfriend never found out. besides, i got the hickey from a hot snowbunny after a long day of skiing. u cant turn down snowbunnies.

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
good for you man

cheating or not, wear that thing like a badge of honor, that is, as long as it came with sex.

who gives a fuck about his girlfriend, what she dosent know wont hurt her

but, if you wanna get rid of the next one fast, rub toothpaste on it, I dont know why, but it works. trust me

 
haha toothpaste... what kind?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
You should say, 'I'll tell you where I got it if you give me head right now...'

Or wear some ridiculas piece of clothing over it and when she asks what's under say the same thing...

On my way to goddom
 
you can also put green eye shadow or w/e over it, to balance out the red, and then put some form of cover up over that to blend it in with your skin .... but thats more the a girls way of covering them up

~Ella~

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messed knees for life!

anti drAmamine

 
hahaha toothpaste? i heard paint thinner works really well too...

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
acid? that could just eliminate the whole hickey.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
didnt see if anyone else said this, but comb it out using a comb or brush. just get the blood out of that area. it works, it has for me too

We Fight, Fuck, Get Buck Wild, Kill, Chill, Make Love Have Childs, Freestyle, B Boy Hit The Block, Build, Destroy, Get it Hot Yo
 
so steve, im searching for some of kyle hickey's pics, and the only hit i get is your hiding hickeys bullshit... Stick to the rules man, hump em and dump em, girlfriends suck!

GRIPSET muthafucka

 
i like to give myself hickeys on my arms so people think i get with chicks

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For steezy my neezy keep my arms so breezy
 
Hickies are just stupid, there's better places than the neck for chicks to suck.

Fez: look guys my first hickie!

Eric: Fez you used a vacuum cleaner didn't you, plus its on your arm.

Fez:no.....

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
cheating is bad? Ok, yeah it is. But hickeys are annoying.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
wear a scarf, and tell her that she turned you gay. that'll get rid of her

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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keep it real.
 
This might have already been said, but use egg whites on a frozen spoon... I have no clue why this works, but it does... better than just a plain frozen spoon... or maybe its just my skin...

'No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place'
 
its embarassing when your teachers comment on them

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
so funny hicky story, i got one and my rents were like where did u get that? i said from a party. and they asked what her name was, and i said emily, and they asked her last name, i said idk, and idk where she goes to school. they got kinda mad. well i gave her a huge one and her rents flip about that so she was gonna get tested to see if she got laid, which she did. so she was smart and said she got it from a girl

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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

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that's who you've got to be
 
ha ha, her parents anted to test to see if she had sex? HAHAHAHAHA

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
I've got such a huge fucking hickey right now. Prom is tommorow, my date's gonna be pissed. Whatever, fuck her. Big Pimpin'
 
so a couple days before senior formal i dislocated my shoulder. went to physio and they used the suction cup machine that gives you a little electric stim too. well... i guess the suction was too high cause i had 4 giant hickeys on my shoulder/chest/neck/back area. aaand my dress for formal was strapless. i was so effing mad. made for a funny story though!
 
that only works if you do it right away, if it's been a little while take a thing of chapstick and push the top into your skin and twist, after you do it, it takes about 24 hours to completely dissapear, but what a hickey is, is dried blood that clotted under your skin and you need to somehow break up the blood, but try the chap stick thing, it worked for me
 
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