Dorm mate revenge HELP!

pRETTyLight5

pRETTyLight5

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so the other day i stole this kids bed from his room and hid it on the second floor, today he flipped my bed and hid my sheets. i need help planning revenge on this kid!! what do i do next?
 
superglue assorted change to his desk.

its impossible to get off without ruining the desk and he cant do anything on it like writing because it will be all uneven.
 
rest a trashcan of water on his door so when he opens it it falls in? or you could fill the area outside of his door with cups of water stapled together, or foil all his shit. or get him shit faced and tell him he hooked up with a questionable chick and that he said he loved her idk man theres alot of stuff to do
 
fill his room with panthers, but make sure they're the black spotted kind which are endangered. then add some impalas, with heartbeat monitors that are linked to acid bombs. when the panthers go for the impalas and kill them, the bombs will detonate, turning the panthers into a fine mist which will stink to high heaven. when the RAs come show them photoshopped pictures of your roommate and benjamin netanyahu planning the whole thing and BAM, your roommate gets arrested for killing an endangered species, and 1990's israel loses US support, culminating in a pan-arab victory which strengthens anti-american sentiment abroad.
 
im not tryin to be a bitch but i need something that wont fuck up his property.. just cause i dont really know this kid that well and i dont know if hes a bitch or not..
 
Give him laxatives then go to the bathroom and put superglue on the seat of the toilet.

When he needs to crap hes fucked and can go for one of 3 options:

1) Sit down and take the prolonged crap, ending up stuck to the seat.

2) Sit down, realise theres shit on the seat and stand up with superglue stuck to his arse. End up shitting everywhere and having superglue stuck to his arse which will be a bitch.

3) See the superglue on the seat, try to wipe it off with tp and since it will be a bitch to get off it will cost him precious time and end up shitting himself.
 
laxatives, execpt put saran wrap under the seat, so it just sprays up, but he still shitting so he cant do anyting about it.

or take hi s bed apar, and hide the peices in various places around the room.

but also, get a new icon, and why did you take his matress out in the first placce, sounds to me like your the bitch.
 
i would have to say... put a layer of saran rap over the toilet bowl, and then put the seat down, and then feed him laxitives. he will poop and it will spray every where, hilarious. short sheet his bed, glue his shit to the walls/ceiling
 
Cream Cheese in his deodorant or instead of saran wrap, fill his toilet with gelatin so it has the same effect as the saran wrap but after he has to scoop it out and it will be dirtty, especially if you give him laxitives first
 
the crap reminded me of a funny story, last year my parents were being a little too harsh on my brother whent they caught him smoking and so my brother jus shit in a bag and hid it inside my dads computer, it was a precious moment when my dad finally realized what had happened.

but i reccomend

Find a small hypodermic needle and syringe, Fill it with Habanero pepper extract or hot sauce inject extract or sauce into your roommate's fruit, vegetables, cakes, ice cream, and anything else you can find that's edible.
 
if you're going to do anything with the bathroom, you have to remember to take out all the toilet paper and the paper rolls, from every close bathroom.

a garbage can full of water is good. but you can do better. stack plastic cups filled with water throughout the entire room. get some people to help you after he leaves for class. make sure u fill them to the very top.

you could loosen his chair so it breaks when he sits on it.

save up a ton of beer cans/bottles and just put them all in his room. you'd need a lot tho.

if he drives a car around campus, remove his spark plugs so it doesnt start.

when it gets cold out or its raining, get a wooden stick and glue/nail it onto the window frame so it wont close.

rearrange his room so that his side is switch with his roommate's
 
that is brilliant

put a drop or two on each of the first 5 squares of toilet paper, or put some chopped habeneros inside his showerhead

hot pepper to the privates SUCKS
 
take a shit on a plate, freeze it then cut it up into little bits and put the bits into the pockets of all his clothing, when it melts it will smell like shit
 
also if you can, just put like 5 drops of eye drop solution (visine) in something he drinks. it won't hurt him, but he will shit and throw up everywhere. seriously. its like a mouth and ass laxative. double whammy
 
Axe bomb, period. AKA tape down the button on an axe can and toss it in his room. Or piss in a cookie sheet, freeze it, then slip it under his door in the middle of the night and it will melt and smell horrible in the morning.
 
instead of the axe bomb, use fart spray and tape that down and roll it under his door.

hold the door shut so he cant get out.
 
The better way to do an axe bomb (less time with it spraying everywhere in your hand) is to take the plastic top off, leaving only the metal can. On the top there will be a little white stem, take it, and smash it on the floor/wall/anything hard. This will shoot it up into the can, allowing the stuff to spray all over.
 
dont do that, someone did that to me, and it shorted an outlet. its super annoying. basically you should be the more mature one, you are in college, grow up.
 
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