Dopest Women Skiers

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After careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS, I have compiled a list of the dopest women in freestyle.

Eileen Gu: Ig she did some sketch stuff with China but they never wronged me so we chill.

Lisa Zimmerman: Real OG and dope as hell and can hold nasty ass truckdrivers.

Olivia Asselin: Steezzzz. Her stuff on the hip at jib league was dope as hell.

Some chick at my local: She don’t even be in the park but sends a shit ton of sw 5s off sidehits. (Too scared to talk to her)

Grete Eliassen: OG as all fuck and sends stuff like a g check this video


Sparkles Shreds: OG, shapes the jumps at my local, and will tell you park plans if you dm her. (Likes Wu tang)

Rosina Friedel: Has seriously done some good stuff for the sport and has collaborated with a lot of other women riders to help them get attention.

Reel Harwood: So sick and should really get way more attention.

HM: Taylor Lundquist, Johanna Sellman, Megan Oldham, Elsa Sjöstedt, Tess Leduex
 
this thread is giving me Deja Vu... feel like this thread/discussion happened just a few months ago...

nice list though
 
bro just make a new account if you care so much. "After careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS" ? like did the mods put you through reeducation or something? also everyone hates you with a burning passion for even suggesting that women's skiing isn't 10x as good as men's, you're never coming back.
 
14609245:SteezyYeeter said:
bro just make a new account if you care so much. "After careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS" ? like did the mods put you through reeducation or something? also everyone hates you with a burning passion for even suggesting that women's skiing isn't 10x as good as men's, you're never coming back.
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lol the mods made him do a research assignment on sick women’s skiers as punishment for such a brain dead thread
 
14609245:SteezyYeeter said:
bro just make a new account if you care so much. "After careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS" ? like did the mods put you through reeducation or something? also everyone hates you with a burning passion for even suggesting that women's skiing isn't 10x as good as men's, you're never coming back.
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how tf does karma get that low
 
14609245:SteezyYeeter said:
bro just make a new account if you care so much. "After careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS" ? like did the mods put you through reeducation or something? also everyone hates you with a burning passion for even suggesting that women's skiing isn't 10x as good as men's, you're never coming back.
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I thought you were my friend SteezyYeeter?. Rap battle?
 
14609271:ColinGoTDawg said:
I thought you were my friend SteezyYeeter?. Rap battle?
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uh (yeah)

that's right (east coast east coast)

gimme sum more

stomp that shit (east coast)

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

beta tricks for a beta male

cant ski a trail, do a rail, only fails

blud never got past that first sidehit

homies pulled up, that's right: ejected

now that pipe dream gotta be long gone

skiggas a pimp now skiing in long johns

ain't no air time, slash turns, or hot shots

just a washed up skigga with low karm

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

try playin' me in a game of SLVSH

letters stackin' up just like the gold rush

be it park, big mountain, or urban

you'll find find out quick that you've got some learnin'

so get out of here, the downvotes have killed ya

you can go hang out with X_ankilla

it's been a blast, skiing all over your ass

im finna dip cus I have to write an essay for American Studies Honors regarding how the Civil Rights movement influenced popular culture in the 1950s and 60s.
 
14609277:SteezyYeeter said:
uh (yeah)

that's right (east coast east coast)

gimme sum more

stomp that shit (east coast)

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

beta tricks for a beta male

cant ski a trail, do a rail, only fails

blud never got past that first sidehit

homies pulled up, that's right: ejected

now that pipe dream gotta be long gone

skiggas a pimp now skiing in long johns

ain't no air time, slash turns, or hot shots

just a washed up skigga with low karm

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

try playin' me in a game of SLVSH

letters stackin' up just like the gold rush

be it park, big mountain, or urban

you'll find find out quick that you've got some learnin'

so get out of here, the downvotes have killed ya

you can go hang out with X_ankilla

it's been a blast, skiing all over your ass

im finna dip cus I have to write an essay for American Studies Honors regarding how the Civil Rights movement influenced popular culture in the 1950s and 60s.
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amazing. thats gonna be my bio
 
14609277:SteezyYeeter said:
uh (yeah)

that's right (east coast east coast)

gimme sum more

stomp that shit (east coast)

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

beta tricks for a beta male

cant ski a trail, do a rail, only fails

blud never got past that first sidehit

homies pulled up, that's right: ejected

now that pipe dream gotta be long gone

skiggas a pimp now skiing in long johns

ain't no air time, slash turns, or hot shots

just a washed up skigga with low karm

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

try playin' me in a game of SLVSH

letters stackin' up just like the gold rush

be it park, big mountain, or urban

you'll find find out quick that you've got some learnin'

so get out of here, the downvotes have killed ya

you can go hang out with X_ankilla

it's been a blast, skiing all over your ass

im finna dip cus I have to write an essay for American Studies Honors regarding how the Civil Rights movement influenced popular culture in the 1950s and 60s.
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U clearly wrote this with chat gpt
 
14609277:SteezyYeeter said:
uh (yeah)

that's right (east coast east coast)

gimme sum more

stomp that shit (east coast)

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

beta tricks for a beta male

cant ski a trail, do a rail, only fails

blud never got past that first sidehit

homies pulled up, that's right: ejected

now that pipe dream gotta be long gone

skiggas a pimp now skiing in long johns

ain't no air time, slash turns, or hot shots

just a washed up skigga with low karm

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

try playin' me in a game of SLVSH

letters stackin' up just like the gold rush

be it park, big mountain, or urban

you'll find find out quick that you've got some learnin'

so get out of here, the downvotes have killed ya

you can go hang out with X_ankilla

it's been a blast, skiing all over your ass

im finna dip cus I have to write an essay for American Studies Honors regarding how the Civil Rights movement influenced popular culture in the 1950s and 60s.
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SteezyYeeter is a bitch ass hoe, heard he showed a bitch his dick and she said “wow that shit just don’t grow”.

Somebody told me that steezyyeeter can’t 360, guess he should try to learn and stop whipping at his dick like it’s the slave trade in 1850.

Kid talks about beating me in slvsh, yet he doesn’t know how to take a shit and flush?

Can’t hit a rail cause you suck and your poor, never seen a real gansta ski? Oh I’ll show you, you dumb whore.

SteezyYeeter once said “i don't waste time in the park that's why i'm not a master at 360s” Rethink your life or lemme see them titties.

You think you smart as well, studying up for “American Studies Honors” like everythings so swell.

Muthafucka I’ll tutor your ass, I could pass that class with a stick up my ass.

That being said I’ll let you go just know… no means no! (Get it because SteezyYeeter doesn’t understand the concept of consent)
 
14609285:ColinGoTDawg said:
SteezyYeeter is a bitch ass hoe, heard he showed a bitch his dick and she said “wow that shit just don’t grow”.

Somebody told me that steezyyeeter can’t 360, guess he should try to learn and stop whipping at his dick like it’s the slave trade in 1850.

Kid talks about beating me in slvsh, yet he doesn’t know how to take a shit and flush?

Can’t hit a rail cause you suck and your poor, never seen a real gansta ski? Oh I’ll show you, you dumb whore.

SteezyYeeter once said “i don't waste time in the park that's why i'm not a master at 360s” Rethink your life or lemme see them titties.

You think you smart as well, studying up for “American Studies Honors” like everythings so swell.

Muthafucka I’ll tutor your ass, I could pass that class with a stick up my ass.

That being said I’ll let you go just know… no means no! (Get it because SteezyYeeter doesn’t understand the concept of consent)
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First you didn’t, but now you like women?

Pick a side, bipolar ass, your brain is trippin’

Ill sic em sick tricks on yo beginner ass

I may be amateur but i know i wont finish last

Speaking of finishing you always finish first

Alright we speaking ad hominin now here’s a verse

Dedicated to the bashin’ and trashin’ of your credibility

First off you’re a creep, Mr. “Lemme see them titties”

Speaking of consent, has she ever said “Yes, please”?

In short, no, because your breath smells like feces

You got a fat ass and that’s why your slow,

don’t you realize havin’ a stick up your butt is gay, you dumb bloke?

Your bars choke like you wear Dope Snow,

Nice try, next time, now please can you go?

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

My man, my guy, my non-OG

Who you think you are when you talkin’ to me?

You can’t even rhyme, why you playin’ this game?

Rhythm and poetry, wasn’t that watchu was sayin’?

Mothafucka, im skiing straight down, in a zipper line,

you’re crossing the whole trail, that aint no fault o’ mine,

But hell if you don’t believe, take a gander at this,

Ever hear Jesper throw down such a diss?

[Jesper Tjader]

Dope Snow said NO to your dopey ass

I got a bag and a half while you got fat

don’t be dissin’ on my homie Steezyyeeter,

He’ll pee in your butt, fill it up with 3 liters

So go back to “Ohio”, or whatever the kids say,

Cause you cant ski for shit, and you sure don’t get no play.

[Tosses switch triple frontflip and lands on Colin]
 
14609309:SteezyYeeter said:
First you didn’t, but now you like women?

Pick a side, bipolar ass, your brain is trippin’

Ill sic em sick tricks on yo beginner ass

I may be amateur but i know i wont finish last

Speaking of finishing you always finish first

Alright we speaking ad hominin now here’s a verse

Dedicated to the bashin’ and trashin’ of your credibility

First off you’re a creep, Mr. “Lemme see them titties”

Speaking of consent, has she ever said “Yes, please”?

In short, no, because your breath smells like feces

You got a fat ass and that’s why your slow,

don’t you realize havin’ a stick up your butt is gay, you dumb bloke?

Your bars choke like you wear Dope Snow,

Nice try, next time, now please can you go?

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

My man, my guy, my non-OG

Who you think you are when you talkin’ to me?

You can’t even rhyme, why you playin’ this game?

Rhythm and poetry, wasn’t that watchu was sayin’?

Mothafucka, im skiing straight down, in a zipper line,

you’re crossing the whole trail, that aint no fault o’ mine,

But hell if you don’t believe, take a gander at this,

Ever hear Jesper throw down such a diss?

[Jesper Tjader]

Dope Snow said NO to your dopey ass

I got a bag and a half while you got fat

don’t be dissin’ on my homie Steezyyeeter,

He’ll pee in your butt, fill it up with 3 liters

So go back to “Ohio”, or whatever the kids say,

Cause you cant ski for shit, and you sure don’t get no play.

[Tosses switch triple frontflip and lands on Colin]
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Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya

Gimme the mic so I can take it away

Off on a natural charge bon-voyage

Yeah from the home of the Dodger Brooklyn squad

Wu-Tang killer bees on a swarm

Rain on your college-ass disco dorm

For you to even touch my skill

You gotta put the one killer bee and he ain't gonna kill

Now chop that down, pass it all around

Lyrics get hard quick cement to the ground

For any emcee in any fifty two states

I get psycho, killer, Norman Bates

My producer slam my flow is like bam

Jump on stage ah then I dip down (I like the way you talk)
 
14609309:SteezyYeeter said:
First you didn’t, but now you like women?

Pick a side, bipolar ass, your brain is trippin’

Ill sic em sick tricks on yo beginner ass

I may be amateur but i know i wont finish last

Speaking of finishing you always finish first

Alright we speaking ad hominin now here’s a verse

Dedicated to the bashin’ and trashin’ of your credibility

First off you’re a creep, Mr. “Lemme see them titties”

Speaking of consent, has she ever said “Yes, please”?

In short, no, because your breath smells like feces

You got a fat ass and that’s why your slow,

don’t you realize havin’ a stick up your butt is gay, you dumb bloke?

Your bars choke like you wear Dope Snow,

Nice try, next time, now please can you go?

(refrain) they call me the steezy yeeter

the way I ski like a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

ain't nobody call you a gansta

My man, my guy, my non-OG

Who you think you are when you talkin’ to me?

You can’t even rhyme, why you playin’ this game?

Rhythm and poetry, wasn’t that watchu was sayin’?

Mothafucka, im skiing straight down, in a zipper line,

you’re crossing the whole trail, that aint no fault o’ mine,

But hell if you don’t believe, take a gander at this,

Ever hear Jesper throw down such a diss?

[Jesper Tjader]

Dope Snow said NO to your dopey ass

I got a bag and a half while you got fat

don’t be dissin’ on my homie Steezyyeeter,

He’ll pee in your butt, fill it up with 3 liters

So go back to “Ohio”, or whatever the kids say,

Cause you cant ski for shit, and you sure don’t get no play.

[Tosses switch triple frontflip and lands on Colin]
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boys why are you downvoting this

ill sic em sick tricks on yo beginner ass has to be one of the tuffest lines ever
 
topic:ColinGoTDawg said:
After careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS, I have compiled a list of the dopest women in freestyle.

Eileen Gu: Ig she did some sketch stuff with China but they never wronged me so we chill.

Lisa Zimmerman: Real OG and dope as hell and can hold nasty ass truckdrivers.

Olivia Asselin: Steezzzz. Her stuff on the hip at jib league was dope as hell.

Some chick at my local: She don’t even be in the park but sends a shit ton of sw 5s off sidehits. (Too scared to talk to her)

Grete Eliassen: OG as all fuck and sends stuff like a g check this video


Sparkles Shreds: OG, shapes the jumps at my local, and will tell you park plans if you dm her. (Likes Wu tang)

Rosina Friedel: Has seriously done some good stuff for the sport and has collaborated with a lot of other women riders to help them get attention.

Reel Harwood: So sick and should really get way more attention.

HM: Taylor Lundquist, Johanna Sellman, Megan Oldham, Elsa Sjöstedt, Tess Leduex
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But can they drive?
 
I agree with him. Women suck

14609245:SteezyYeeter said:
bro just make a new account if you care so much. "After careful consideration and rethinking my previous actions on NS" ? like did the mods put you through reeducation or something? also everyone hates you with a burning passion for even suggesting that women's skiing isn't 10x as good as men's, you're never coming back.
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