Don't you hate it when your girl forgets to take the pill?....

Balto

Balto

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Well now here is a solution! Scientist are currently developing a birth control pill for men, that will kill key nutrients in your sperm that cause you'r girl's inner oven to start that 9 month bake. And the nice thing about this is, you take it once, and it last for 3 MONTHS. Human trials will start some time this year, but think about this, take a pill, and for 3 months it's impossible for you to get a girl pregnant, sign me up

http://www.newser.com/story/93969/scientists-unveil-male-pill.html?utm_medium=fark&utm_campaign=pop
 
i think a little charge every 3 months is better then a life time of child support/medical bills
 
coolio, does it stop it all together or what? like what if i want to bukkake my girlfriend... wheres your solution to that big man?
 
Well normal BC is free so this probly won't be too popular if we have to pay.

And I could see a lotta guys saying they took it to not wear a rubber.
 
does it do any of the cool stuff bc does for girls? like clear your skin make your penis bigger or make us happy during our time of the month..... err maybe not so much the last one.
 
I want to be part of the human trials.

Scientist: "I want you to have intercourse with as many of the female subjects as you can in the next 3 months. I know there is over 700 of them they are mostly 8 and 9's, but do your best."

Me: "Ill do what I can."

Scientist: "Oh ya, absolutely no condoms."
 
hahaha except the trials will be more like

go into the bathroom and beat off so we can test your sample.

heres $5.
 
why take a pill when you can go organic by using the process known as skeet

Skeet- a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch".
 
i assume you're speaking of a different drug, not the one where human testing is assumed to begin sometime this year?
 
i forgot to say this before...

/claim my uncle was one of the creators that was involved with this... they spent 14 years developing this
 
did you guys miss this little nugget

"the pill could be available in three years"

yeah, looks like my glory days of college will be over before this hits the shelves.
 
between me an NS my uncle has told my family they are getting all the legal things out of the way but shout be out sooner than 3 years.
 
i would never ever subject a guy to taking this...it causes horrible side effects in girls and if guys start acting like this well then fuck, the world will end.
 
i feel like there will be horible side effects ... how are the suppused to kill everthing in my nuts but keep my nuts alive ?

ill stick with the good ol falcon punch... kidding
 
seems pretty legit, but i fear that random girls wont trust random men. seriously, girls are normally the last ones who want that baby (at least those i know), so they are very cautious about the whole thing.

in a relationship i think it would be awesome, if STDs are not a problem and the girl knows what the guy did.

pretty obvious observations, i know, i am fucking sherlock right now. +2 street cred because i wear that funky coat and hat.
 
I've been on it for a few years and haven't had any negative side effects..I think it only negatively affects a small percentage of women. Plus, with this male pill its just removing part of the protein in sperm, not altering hormones.
 
you haven't gained any weight? you haven't had any shift in mood? lucky you...

and no protein...? whats the point of suc...nvm.
 
Didn't read the thread, but I'm guessing/ hoping this was tested? That would suck to find out you are infertile for the rest of your life after taking a pill.
 
my thoughts exactly and plus wheres the fun in that? then you don't get to see anyone cry.

jokes

but seriously just abort the little shit

jokes

but seriously
 
Clinical testing hasn't even begun yet. The length of trials is 7-8 years for even the least invasive drug treatments, let alone one that destroys specific proteins.

I'm oh so calling bullshit.
 
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