Don’t you hate it when you

[SkeeBall]

When you?

 

[dognuts]

have explosive diarrhea in your snow suit

 

[MiIfHunter]

You rip a fart while getting a rimjob

 

[SkeeBall]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[JAHpow]

Drop into caldera and you run into a building that hasn't loaded yet

 

[SmokedGouda]

Get a headache while skiing

 

[WoFIowz]

Drink coffee but don't have to shit so you gear up but then 5min after getting on the lift realize that you gotta take a massive dump and it ain't waiting.

 

[twinkle_toes]

Let one rip inside of your bib

 

[elcheapo]

Hearing the dreaded sound of the toilet clogging

 

[oldmanski]

Forget some of your gear at home

 

[freestyler540]

Find an expired ID/licence that you forgot to renew.

 

[GrapeHunter]

fail your math class

 

[arnie_grape]

make a dog squirt by accident

 

[MichiganCatFart]

stub your toe

 

[SuspiciousFish]

Forget some of your gear at home

I cant tell you how many times my brother has forgotten stuff. I remember one day he had to ski in a fleece jacket that didnt fit and 2 left gloves because he left his bag at home. He champed it out though and knew better not to bitch about it so I will give him that.

 

[r00kie]

are a firefighter with testicular cancer.

 

[El_Barto.]

you stumble into a forum you used to be addicted to and see its still infested with the same losers as it was way back when.

 

[JAHpow]

you stumble into a forum you used to be addicted to and see its still infested with the same losers as it was way back when.

Welcome back barto!

 

[bmick]

your wiping your ass and your hand goes through the toilet paper

 

[El_Barto.]

your wiping your ass and your hand goes through the toilet paper

see thats why I wipe back to front. Try it for a poop free finger!

 

[mrk127]

Get your skins snowy

 

[SkeeBall]

you stumble into a forum you used to be addicted to and see its still infested with the same losers as it was way back when.

Damn I member you. I’ve burned through like 8 accounts but we used to go at it, nerd.

 

[El_Barto.]

Damn I member you. I’ve burned through like 8 accounts but we used to go at it, nerd.

I think that makes you the nerd...nerd

 

[tri_photo]

stub my freaking pinky toe on literally anything

 

[Jems]

kook

 

[hoodratz47]

Have a long turd and it falls forward and turds your balls

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Catch an edge on a rail

 

[elcheapo]

Adjust the covers at night and wipes everything off the night stand

 

[Treegrabber]

Damn I member you. I’ve burned through like 8 accounts but we used to go at it, nerd.

Who were u

 

[SmartWater]

dont you hate it when you um you had your you you could, you’ll do you you wants you you could do so, you you’ll do, you could you, you want you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

 

[Casey]

My work uses Microsoft teams for everything now, and since so many people are remote we use the chat feature a lot to communicate incidental business.

This morning my wife sent me a text, and instead of responding in my phone I was in the middle of typing on my laptop so I typed my response to her into my work chat and sent it to a bunch of colleagues. I felt like a complete moron like how TF does that even happen?!

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

This but in the car on the way. That’s me at my most desperate

Drink coffee but don't have to shit so you gear up but then 5min after getting on the lift realize that you gotta take a massive dump and it ain't waiting.

 

[weastcoat]

When your balls itch but cannot scratch them

 

[daannnnieel]

Find an expired ID/licence that you forgot to renew.

nah im completely fine with finding it.

i do hate it when someone else (most likely the police, while i'm driving, figured that out for me)

 

[elcheapo]

Have to piss badly but got mornin lumber

 

[mrk127]

Have a long turd and it falls forward and turds your balls

Damm you must have a saggy sack

 

[hoodratz47]

In the summer time dear god so much skin. Laffy fucking taffy

Damm you must have a saggy sack

 

[Jems]

Who were u

 

[Abomber22]

...sexing the local bar maid, and she calls you your brothers and then your dad's name before she gets to yours

 

[Momo.]

Get into bed and somehow there's sand in your sheets

 

[Lonely]

Drink coffee but don't have to shit so you gear up but then 5min after getting on the lift realize that you gotta take a massive dump and it ain't waiting.

You drink coffee because you like caffeine

I drink coffee because I like shitting on a schedule

We are not the same

 

[Abomber22]

Solution?

Pooping stool. ( not a stool stool, a step for your feet stool)

Have a long turd and it falls forward and turds your balls

 

[hoodratz47]

Dear god.

Solution?

Pooping stool. ( not a stool stool, a step for your feet stool)

 

[Abomber22]

Trrrryy it, you'll liiike it.

+ science

Dear god.

PSA



**This post was edited on Dec 16th 2021 at 9:14:33pm

 

[jompcock]

Let one rip inside of your bib

Something I learned from wearing drysuits is squatting down will force all the air out. Unpleasant at first with a fart but then fresh air will go back in and you won't be wearing the stink.

 

[Evantheshredster]

don’t see the yield sign

 

[MichiganCatFart]

Trrrryy it, you'll liiike it.

+ science

PSA

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this is good shit

 

[elcheapo]

when you got to kick back in the backyard and enjoy your favorite beverage and the neighbors dog is barking the whole fucking time

 

[GayWolf420]

I may or may have not google incognito tab search'd "Have you ever sat on your balls?" so that would be mine. It happens in a rush sometimes, you know?

 

[ColoradoSki]

Get a headache while skiing

Fax, or helmet is wrecking your head cuz if testing I don’t even know