Don't smoke up a girl before getting head

Likewise to you man. This conversation will pop up from now on in my head garunteed whenever we bump heads. At least we've finally established that your presence is worthwhile and don't have to go around throwing actual hate at each other(at least in a serious matter, even though i don't think anything either of us post 50% of the time is serious).

Good to clear shit up unexpectedly.

ps this series of posts is proof that good things happen while drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon
 
im really to stoned to understand the complexity of this post, so im going to sleep for now, ill re-read tomorrow. night friend. *no homo
 
sorry, when i get semi-serious on the computer i use big words or try to use small amount of words in a complicated fashion. Only while typing though. Fuck analytical thought processing from AP classes carrying over onto web forums....

damn this was interesting

 
Me and my girl were makin out after smoking (at stevens pass! woohoo for skier/smoker girlfriends!)

but haha it didnt work out so hot due to intense kotton mouth.

good thing I was sooooper baked and didnt really care.
 
"Survey for that of the quoted"

relevant to thread? probably not

used this quote today? hell yes

making multiple posts when not a lot of people are on to catch short comments that make little to no sense in relating to the thread? Yes its obvious

Be thankful none of the big guys have stumbled upon this (and they might eventuallly) if you feel the need to post something make it relevant or somewhat meaningful that might be even a small contribution or even slightly change the subject of discussion. Short comments that are irrevelant are annoying and meaningless... do not make yourself meaningless. if you think of something worthwhile to say, say it but incoherent babble is dumb to post. For future just have something to say that can remotely pertain to the thread.

Sparknotes; don't post random ass shit on the thread... unless its meaningful, funny, or its a shitty thread

Running out of pabst.... maybe thats why i feel the need to point this out
 
Why wouldnt you message him to say this instead of furthering the off topicness of the thread.

Not to be rude, since now im doing it too.
 
PM's are too personal for a mistake in a thread. kinda best to call their attention to it so they hopefully won't do it again. If I was trying to be rude it would be extremely obvious and I would say something demeaning or possibly even something insulting. Put kind of a funny spin on it and think maybe nobody cares and might get point across. but i guess you found pointing out thread etiquite in a thread, singling out the person who made an irrelevant statement in a pretty polite manner wrong.

Once a thread on here gets off topic it usually stops getting posts or turns into a thread of randomness. This has probably lost the topic almost completely by now, but there wasn't much of a topic to begin with. I'd feel worse if this thread was going somewhere but seeing as even in the beggining it was almost a train leading to nowhere it was bound to get off topic.

SO in my long winded consistant beer buzz thats going way too late into the morning explination..... He did this on a few threads in a time span of about 3 minutes and each one was some random ass statement that was 2 to 5 words and was not relavant to the thread. So instead of thinking about sending pm that might go ignored, put it out on the thread so it can't really be ignored.... and so people like yourself can see it and express an opinoin
 
I can tell you're on adderall.

You've posted long responses in multiple threads with correct paragraphs, punctuation and grammar.
 
I've been able to keep it going thanks to the booze. Crazy head buzz. bout to take another and go ski.

Thanks for noticing. I feel almost ashamed because since i've been screwing around on here i think i put away like 25 or like 30 posts. I almost feel like super but with the excuse of drugs.
 
this was a fucking dumb thread to begin with. And in a convoluted way it did have some relevance in the fact that by referring to french frying as smoking and pizzaing as getting dome then you are going to have a bad time, which he did.
and yes i do know that the quote is from south park.
 
I noticed you like to claim you are drinking in every one of your posts. We get it, please stop. Go ahead write a half page attack to me. I dare you.
 
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I didn't claim to be staying up all night last night wicked drunk, i was.... it kind of occured to me this morning i had mentioned it a few times an kinda lauged about it.

and why would you assume i'm going to attack you? Actually i tried to kinda help you out but seeing as the picachu feels threatened it probably should run away back into the wild!
 
im going to deal with having this thread in mythreads for a day or two just so i can tell you that you are a fucking massive tool.
 
if you really want to point out that i kept mentioning drinking while posting then by all means go ahead. Getting up this morning and looking at all the posts made me laugh, and theres no need to take it seriously.

BUT if seriousness is needed..... It seems like your automaticly on the defencive which leads me to believe that as a young child you were raped or molested by an Uncle Ted. Now uncle ted offered you candy and friendship. finally after he slipped you a couple wine coolers disguised as kool-aid he had his way with you, you started getting paranoid as to what was going on around. Started hearing voices saying "they're out to get you..." and making wild assumptions about everyone on the internet, feeling the need to point out wrongdoings and dare people to defy them.... AS THEY ARE GOD!!! but this is unfortunately diagnosed as schizophrenia and you have it all becuase of Unlce Ted. Its a sad story but unfortunately it seems as though you might've deserved it

SInce you were expecting an "attack" i figured i might as well oblige. I dared
 
this thread disappointed myself and many others. therefore i will commandeer this thread, changing the title to FEED YOUR DOG BEFORE SHAVING YOUR BALLS and go on with my own fair story.
So 'twas the morning before homecoming and my genitals were in need of a pre-game trim. So, keeping to my morning routine, i eat breakfast and go to take a shower. Before my shower i am trimming away (with the shower running so my parents wont hear the electric razor running, of course). When all of a sudden a knock on my door. A little taken by surprise since i couldnt remember if i locked the door or not i drop the electric razor which is connected to the wall by its charger, and turn to pick up the bath robe i wear because im classy as fuck. When i turn to grab my robe my shin and foot stay planted and the rest of my leg pops out, placing my knee cap on the side of my leg. Im on the ground screaming in pain because i don't know what the fuck just happened to my leg.
At this point my dad unlocks the door and enters to find a toilet bowl full of hair, an electric razor still running dangling from the charger, and me in extraordinary pain on the ground with 3/4 shaved junk. And he says, "Just wondering if you fed the dog yet or not."

The lesson, feed your fucking dog before you shave your balls, and make sure your dad knows you did.
thats a pretty cool fucking story hansel
 
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